24 Sex Toys for the Horny, Lonely, and Self-Isolating

As countries around the world have all encouraged everyone to stay in as often as possible, it has exacerbated loneliness for a lot of people. And for some of us who live alone and have sex drives, it’s also desperately increased our levels of horniness. If you’re horny, and lonely, what better to fill the void in your heart than new sex toys! Need some suggestions?? I’ve got you babe. Check out these 24 toys and accessories to get yourself off as often as your little heart desires. Who says you can’t masturbate at 11:26 am on a weekday?!?!


Get Inside Yourself

I don’t know about you, but…. if we’re being honest, I miss being dicked down. I miss another person fucking me! I miss the excitement of someone coming over and me not knowing what they were gonna pull out of their backpack! Here are some suggestions if you, too, miss that feeling, or want to spend the next weeks (or months) becoming a size queen so you can surprise your next conquest.

Toys for Penis-havers

I’m not gonna lie to you, Cialis was a runner-up, but I felt like asking your doctor for a prescription right now to help your masturbation might not be something everyone’s willing to do in the midst of a quarantine.

Good Vibrations

1 / Peace Vibrator ($89.99). 2 / Form 2 Rechargeable Vibrator ($169.99). 3 / Tryst V2 Vibrator ($154.99). 4 / Hitachi Tri-Pleasure Package ($139.99)

Maybe you’ve been working on relaxing enough to squirt during quarantine, and you need a little something to get you over that last hurdle. These are your friends. Don’t have a Magic Wand to use that attachment with yet? Wow, what a time to remedy that.

BUTT STUFF

1 / Plug Walk ($12.95-$19.95). 2 / Booty Bliss Vibrating Beads ($19.95). 3 / Lovelife Explore Anal Plug ($29) 4 / Rimming Plug 2 ($150)

Here’s another secret: I miss having another person’s finger in my butt. And now that I’ve overshared, please check out these sweet things that you can stick in your butt.

Self-Bondage

I know I’m not the only person disappointed that my bandanas were drafted for outside wear, and is now like… how can I self-tie myself to my bed frame, I need to feel something, anything at all?!?!?!?!???? Just me??? Okay.

Accessories

Here’s some extras to make you feel sexy, to help you fuck yourself, and to stay lubed up! I just started taking sexy tinctures and I am in love with them and myself!


Who says getting it on by yourself isn’t as fun as partnered sex? Pick up a few of these toys and enjoy getting to know your body! I know I will!! Happy masturbating!

Ari is a 20-something artist and educator. They are a mom to two cats, they love domesticity, ritual, and porch time. They have studied, loved, and learned in CT, Greensboro, NC, and ATX.

Ari has written 310 articles for us.

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