18 New Slang Terms for “Lesbian” I Just Made Up

1. Pocket Pusher

2. Qwerty master

3. No Mangeles Clippers

4. Shoulder Pad

5. Home Manicurist

6. Butterfingers

7. Exclamation Points

8. Lost Pen Cap

9. Bind… James Bind

10. Pokewomen

11. Mashed gams

12. Broadband

13. Hashtags

14. Dine-and-dashers

15. Nipsee Hustle

16. Nail files

17. Toaster strudel

18. Rotary telephones

Add your own below and then let’s all agree to start using the best one.

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Brittani Nichols is a Los Angeles based comedy person. When she's not tweeting about white people or watching television, she's probably eating pizza. Actually, she's probably doing all three of those things concurrently and when she's not doing THAT, she's sleeping. Brittani also went to Yale and feels weird about mentioning it but wants you to know.

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  1. This is TOO FREAKY! I was JUST reading a fanfiction from all the way back in 2012, and in it Brittany called Santana a toaster strudel. Like literally not even a minute ago I was reading this thing.

    • See here! I have proof!

      “Have fun freezing your asses off,” Santana called after us.

      “Good luck becoming a toaster strudel,” I shouted.

      “That doesn’t make any sense,” Santana called back.

      “Yes, it does.” It totally did. Because toaster strudels were delicious.

      – I’ll Teach You To Dance, Chapter 24 by monochromeheartbeat

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