Feeling a little extra rage today? What’s that? Every day since November 9, you say? Girl. I got you.
Put some Cheetos in a bag and smash them with a hammer. Stomp them with your combat boots. Run them over with your car. Engage in some mindful meditation and journal about how you’re feeling now. Rest up. Nurture yourself.
(Then take a photo and send it to your senators or whatever. Have you called them today?)
1. Cheetos Waffles
Via Thrillist.
2. Cheetos Chicken Fingers
Via Plain Chicken.
3. Cheetos Coated Brussels Sprouts
Via Cooking Divine.
4. Cheetos Crust Chanterelle & Gruyere Quiche
Via Pacific Lectic.
5. Broccoli With Cheetos
Via Noble Pig.
(This recipe doesn’t explicitly call for crushing, but you know. Follow your heart.)
6. Cheetos and Rosemary Goat Cheese Appetizer
Via Cupcakes and Cutlery.
7. Cheetos Crusted Mac n’ Cheese Doughnuts
Via The Vulgar Chef.
8. Flamin’ Hot Mozzarella Stix
Via The Saffron Kitchen.
9. Hot Cheetos Ice Cream
10. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Kale Salad
Via PopSugar.
11. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Fried Chicken
Via ACThePlug.
Your internet chefs were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
My list of “foods I should probably be revolted by but would definitely eat anyway” just got a lot longer.
(Lookin’ at you especially, Mac n’ Cheese donuts)
I would definitely eat those. I’d probably lie about it afterwards, but regret nothing.
mam, your cheeto crusted brussel sprouts
I’ve had these! At some otherwise forgettable place in New Jersey where I met clients for dinner. It was a gimmick but IT WORKED.
I hate the rare occasions that I travel for work and I am especially at a loss with the forthright East coast thin, rich career women so these Brussels sprouts were literally the highlight of my work trip even with all the “oh I shouldn’t I’m being so bad” “I’m going to have to to the gym again tonight!” diet-as-religion bullshit going on.
I feel like US food bloggers have an amazing talent for thinking “how can I turn X into the unhealthiest possible version of itself, and then multiply that by 100”
I have to say they’re doing a fantastic job of it!
(*ahem* Man and cheese donuts *ahem*)
I meant mac and cheese hahaha!!
Misandrist Macaroni – No Man & Cheese
So basically Misandrist Macaroni is just cheese.
Just-cheese is my favourite food, WHAT A COINCIDENCE
YES I’m very much behind Misandrist Macaroni, as coincidentally cheese is also my favorite food!
@queergirl I think we should all curate a cookbook.
Misandrist Macaroni – No Man & Cheese, and other feminist soul foods.
Good grief. I love you all so much.
Cheetos as pizza topping (after baking) and cheetos with hummus. Only crispy cheetos please.
Honorable mention: cheetos as salad topping.
Wow. I definitely read the title as ’11 Catholic Recipes Involving Crushed Cheetos’. Totally got me to click through though.
40 Cheetos Recipes to Last You Through Lent
not gonna lie, a part of me hoped there’d be a vegan equivalent on this list ?
Brussels Sprouts? Broccoli? Kale? Just leave out the cheese or prepare a roux instead, and use oil instead of butter.
Or are Cheets not vegan? We don’t have them here. If that’s the case… hm, the article is on cheetos, so I guess they are mandatory :)
@pixels Spicy sweet chili Doritos. You’re welcome.
Haha, yes! But, I’ve yet to find them in my area. *sticks to Original Lays and cries*
Laura, on behalf of all the queer mexican americans out there, i thank you for your celebration of flamin hot cheeto recipes
Never been prouder than this moment, pretty sure.
hot cheetos are my favorite SoC (snack of color)
Confused and Inspired. That’s all.
so many beautiful hot cheetos recipes. bless you.
After I crush them up, can I flush them?
Yes. Permission granted.
Thanks. The great white throne that the cheeto deserves.
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