Lindsay Lohan opens up in a revealing Australian radio interview and Fox News is worried about her breasts, Heather Morris covers Women’s Health, Roseanne’s fascinating New York Magazine article, K.Cheno back on TV and Lady Gaga set for SNL tomorrow.

Christina Aguilera is on the cover of OUT Magazine, assuring the gay men who read it that just like them, she likes dick but thinks girls are pretty (but crazy!!! omg! so cray crayyy). Also, Law & Order may be donzo, Vice does a power couples pictorial (EILEEN MYLES!!!!), Glee gets a new time slot, listen to GLEE doing Bad Romance (it’s pretty freakin’ awesome), Bianca Montgomery gets a facelift and Bitch explains why some stuff just isn’t funny.