The Dyke Kitchen: What’s In Your Breakfast Sandwich?

The Dyke Kitchen is a bi-weekly series about how queerness, identity, culture and love are expressed through food and cooking.

Breakfast is personal. Like your underwear. Which is sometimes really sexy and totally worth the attention of strangers, and other times, is really just for you, or totally non-existent. I love breakfast because it’s flexible and at its best, captures an elegant simplicity, plus it’s a meal that easily exemplifies someone’s cooking and eating philosophy.

This week, I brought together my friends, NK and Phoebe, of @theheartradio, to make signature breakfast sandwiches with me, at 2pm on a Saturday, the most appropriate time for an elaborate breakfast. I love the built-in package that any sandwich has to offer, and I wanted to see what qualities and twists they’d use to make it theirs. NK asked, somewhat apprehensively, if it was a contest and I said no, but you can make it one, in your own mind, if that’s more fun to you.

Silky Sandwich by Kamala

Brioche bun
Custardy scrambled eggs w dashi
Tomato-onion jam
Parmesan cheese flakes
Strips of bacon
Quick pickled cucumbers
Mint, cilantro, dill, baby kale

Kamala: I wanted my breakfast sandwich to be savory and to feel luxurious. To me, luxury is a texture and that texture is tender, creamy, spreadable, unctuous, silky. Think uni, think carbonara, think salted caramel ice cream. That’s how I decided to soft scramble my eggs, with a splash of dashi for a hint of smoke and fishiness. I crisped thin-cut bacon on a baking sheet in the oven at 400 degrees, and I laid out thin flakes of parmesan on the brioche bun before I smeared the egg on top of it.

But a sandwich for me is about contrast and balance. I got my bacon super crispy to give the sandwich a crunch, I pickled some cucumbers to give it a bite, and added fresh herbs and a bitterish green for a fresh planty taste and texture that’s the total opposite of luxury, maybe we call it laborious? It requires full chews.

Nothing bridges the gap between fatty luxury and crunchy chew like tomatoes because of the way the acid and sweetness light up when you add fat to it. But I really hate when a watery tomato leaks all over a perfectly good sandwich. And since it’s February, tomatoes need a little boost. So I decided to take out the water by cooking down the tomato with some onion and a touch of maple syrup and chilies, until it was a jammy spreadable texture that I put on the opposite bun from the eggs. I was pleased with the results! This was a breakfast sandwich, I would show to strangers.

Phoebe: If you ever have the pleasure of waking up in Kamala’s dyke kitchen (or showing up at 3pm for an impromptu breakfast sandwich party), you’ll likely experience a luxurious take on a basic that you’ll think about for days after. That’s how I felt about these soft scrambled eggs, that made up for all the dry, rubbery or inconsistently cooked scrambles that had nearly made me give up on the style entirely.

NK: I’m amazed by the attention to detail, the patience, the absolute perfection of these scrambled eggs. Restaurant quality food, restaurant quality presentation. Very luxurious.

How to make the eggs

The key to these eggs is low and slow with tons of whisking. That’s how they get this really soft, custardy texture that sits like a jiggly spread on your bun — right on top of the cheese flakes, if you know what’s best for you. I use two eggs on one sandwich.

Two eggs
Pat of butter
1 tablespoon of dashi
Dashi is a stock that’s salty, smoky and lightly fishy. Yours can be homemade from kombu and bonito flakes, this powdered version above or I like to use the bottled version from the Japanese grocery store.


First, break your eggs in a bowl, add the dashi, and then whisk them for a while — until they’re beyond incorporated, so the yellow starts to get lighter and there are lots of air bubbles hanging around.

Heat butter in a frying pan on your smallest burner at the lowest heat setting. Then pour eggs into the pan, the butter doesn’t have to be melted.

Start whisking the liquid around and don’t stop! Eventually you’ll start to get these little curds that form, and that’s great, keep whisking. You’ll notice the eggs start to thicken and stick to the pan, and you know they’re done, when you can leave a little whisk mark in them and it stays. Depending on what texture, looser or tighter, you like, you can decide when they’re done.

I think a rubber spatula is the best way to gather them up and put them on a bun.

How to make the tomato-onion jam

1-2 tomatoes diced, or 10 cherry tomatoes cut into quarters
¼ of a red onion
1 teaspoon of red chili flakes
1 tablespoon of maple syrup (or sugar or honey)
A big splash of Worcestershire sauce
A big pinch of salt or two
Olive oil

In a medium sauce pan, heat the olive oil and when it’s hot add the onion. Swish that all around in there so it gets pretty browned, you want this to have a little sweetness to it, so don’t be afraid to take it far.

Add the chopped tomatoes to the pot with the salt, and let them cook down until the water has mostly evaporated and you’re getting a thicker, jammy kind of texture.

Then mix in your Worcestershire sauce and sweetener, and keep cooking until everything looks like you can spread it on a bun without making it soggy. Nobody likes a soggy bottom.

How to make the pickles

Pickles are not finicky, so I leave you to make them truly however you want. I like to use a rice wine vinegar because I think it’s a softer vinegar, the acid isn’t quite so stringent, and I like the flavor, but red wine, white, apple cider, they all work. You can add herbs, spices, onion, garlic or chilies, if you want more flavor. I’ve put carrots, radishes, turnips, peppers and even strawberries into this brine before, so go wild, puckerbabies.

Rice wine vinegar
Soy sauce
Cucumbers cut into thin pieces, but not so paper thin they lose all their crunch, just thin-ish

In a jar or container mix 2 parts vinegar to 1 part water, a dash of soy sauce, a sprinkle of sugar and couple big pinches of salt. Shake or stir it so it’s all combined, and then taste it. It should be not too sweet or too acidic, and salty enough to impart some flavor on your pickle of choice.

Add your cucumbers and let them sit for at least 20 min and up to a week, though to be honest, I always eat them all before the week is up.

How to make the bacon

Let me just put out there that the way you make bacon is probably fine. But I used to make brunch often with a chef friend of mine, Marlee Belmonte, who showed me this technique for doing bacon in the oven, and it’s perfect for all the faggy princesses who don’t love standing over a scary, grease spitting pan.


Heat the oven to 400 degrees
Line a baking sheet with a silpat or parchment paper
Line up your strips of bacon, I sometimes even overlap them
Pop them in the oven for 15-20 min, depending on thickness and your preferred crisp

A Dyke Sandwich Should Always Include a Spicy Splash of Anti-Zionism by Phoebe

Ideally a hard crusted bread like ciabatta, we made do with a toasted bun & english muffin
Tahini sauce
Zhoug, a very spicy Yemeni green sauce
Feta cheese
Smoked salmon
Pickled red onions

I’ve got to be honest. My experience of Breakfast as an Event is colored by my Midwestern suburban youth spent pretending to join in on the excitement at the idea of pancakes, waffles and french toast the morning after a sleepover, and then trying to avoid being seen not eating them. I don’t enjoy sweet things in the morning, so it’s taken me a while to cultivate an enthusiasm for the meal. The one consistent positive breakfast event in my life was the Jewish deli breakfast spreads my Grandma assembled every time we went to visit her. Bagels, lox, cream cheese, occasionally smoked trout or herring, tomatoes, red onions, capers, Havarti cheese, fruit, etc.

Before I totally unlearned my religious school Israeli white nationalist militarist brainwashing and became a staunch Anti-Zionist, I went to Israel with my family and had a taste of their breakfasts, which are large spreads that consistently involved smoked fish, cheeses and labnehs, tahini, so much fresh fruit and vegetables, and delicious breads. I try to live a condiment-forward life, and one of my favorites is zhoug, a very spicy and delicious green sauce which I originally encountered through Israeli food but later found out, like lots of delicacies that are being thrown under the umbrella of Israeli food, comes from an Arab country.

I read recently that one of the reasons Yemeni food is popular in Israel is because of a secret evacuation of the entire Yemenite Jewish community to Israel in 1949 called Operation Magic Carpet. So this sandwich honors both these breakfast traditions: the smoked salmon, pickled red onions & dill nod to my ancestral Jewish deli cravings and the tahini, zhoug, feta & cucumber represent the SWANA flavors that deserve to be properly identified in a time when “Israeli” restaurants are popular tools of gentrification. Breakfast, in my opinion, should go there.

Kamala: Nobody does raw like Phoebe. She doesn’t need heat to produce a mesmerizing meal. This sandwich, like most of her creations, feels like she spun up something magical out of nothing. The sandwich design involves great attention to the textures at play and an aggressive Aries punch of herbs and garlic. It’s a breakfast sandwich that begins as confrontational and melts as you get to know it better, leaving you, at the end, dripping in sauces.

NK: Kamala, I love that you’re naming that this sandwich is confrontational (it’s very Phoebe in that way). The flavors are unexpected, strange, memorable. This sandwich succeeds in upending midwestern (and southern) sweet breakfast hegemony. A solidarity sandwich.

How to make the tahini sauce

Tahini (for the uninitiated, a paste made from sesame seeds)
Lemon (for squeezing out the juice)
Smoked paprika (to garnish)


I don’t really measure the ingredients for this, I just get a bowl and mix and taste until I’m satisfied. If I’m cooking for one dyke, I’ll only use a couple spoonfuls of tahini, but sometimes I’ll use more like a cup if I’m making it for a group dinner. That’s the main ingredient, the tahini, and then you’ll want to squeeze some fresh lemon juice in there, too. Half a lemon for a smaller portion, a lemon or two if you’re making more. Adding a couple splashes of water helps with the consistency, which you want to be like a creamy dressing. I like mine to be thick enough to spread on nice bread or dip cut vegetables into. If you’re fancy and have a food processor, mix it in there, good for you! Sprinkle in some salt and a clove or two of garlic minced tiny. I like to top it with some smoked paprika.

How to make the zhoug

Jalapeños (the ones at Kamala’s house were PICKLED, mine are usually REGULAR)
One bunch of cilantro
Olive oil
Lemon juice

This sauce is also best made in a food processor, but I make a choppy version on a cutting board. It’s pretty simple, and I just use my intuition for amounts, but I did find an “authentic” and politically conscious looking recipe on this Communist food blog if you want to be more precise.

Quick & Dirty B(reakfast)BLT by NK

English Muffin
Thick cut bacon, baked
Chipotle mayo

I can’t believe I’m saying this in a public forum, but people who know me already know I have a complicated relationship with food. I don’t like thinking about it. Most days I wish I could just eat a pill and be fully nourished. I love when people cook for me, but cooking is a chore to me, I dread it, I hate it, food doesn’t inspire me or make me feel creative — I feel like both of you approach food with the same sense of taste and artfulness that you approach your artistic lives, or your clothing. I’m like a toddler who doesn’t want to eat and also the desperate mother holding the spoon. Like, JUST EAT SOMETHING! Oh damn, maybe I should call this the Mommy Issues BLT.

Anyway, breakfast is my favorite meal of the day, I can eat it anytime and often do. I think I was channeling my childhood in the South — biscuit sandwiches my dad used to make me, greasy spoon diners, it’s kind of like an egg McMuffin but not. Also our friend Ari Mejia made this for us recently and I loved it and I think about it all the time. I “don’t care about food” but I do sometimes long for a meal I once ate, and the time and place in which I ate it…

I call this Quick & Dirty because it’s supposed to be easy, fast, simple, unpretentious, reliable, spicy, and have all the textures (that I care about): soft (egg), crunchy (bacon), toasty (muffin), wet (tomato, chipotle, avocado), spicy (I understand this is not technically a texture..but also it kind of is?). I was forced to “cook” because the grocery store I went to didn’t have a pre-mixed chipotle mayo. Tragic.

For the egg, choose your own adventure, change it up. I would also enjoy this w a cheesy scrambled egg, but today I was in the mood for fried, a little runny. And this is California, so avocado is always an option and encouraged.

Kamala: NK keeps it simple and classic, but good. There have been times in our lives when we weren’t sure what NK ate. We’d seen bags of grapes, we’d seen bowls of avocados, but it was unclear how they came together. Finally, one day during a residency, I saw her make an egg and a grilled cheese, and I understood that breakfast is the meal that she did best. It was highly amusing watching her shank these chipotles like they were sworn enemies, and mash them into mayo. And it was, I venture, more delicious than a premade chipotle mayo, which would have been made with only the thin rage of industrial machinery.

How to make the chipotle mayo (if you must)

1 can of chipotle chiles in adobo sauce
1 jar of mayo

I bought a can of chipotle chiles, chopped up a few of them, then mashed them up in a bowl with an indeterminate quantity of mayo and a fork. One could use a food processor, but I liked that it was a chunky spread. More texture!

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Kamala Puligandla

Kamala Puligandla lives in LA and is the writer of various autobiographical fictions. She is the distinguished recipient of her parents' leftovers and hair compliments from strangers on the street. Her first novel is forthcoming from Not A Cult. Find her work at

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  1. Breakfast is a meal that needn’t be overly fancy, but absolutely can be. I’d love to dive into any one of these sandwiches on a quiet Saturday.

    My girlfriend once blew me away with the best toast I’ve ever had: a nice wide bread to hold everything, with a softer blue cheese spread on top, a drizzle of honey, pan toasted walnuts, and thin sliced pear on top.

    I can do a fancy breakfast, but I also love the way my girlfriend lights up when I make her an bird’s nest (egg in a hole, egg in a basket) with a perfect medium yolk.

  2. I love all things breakfast but I’ve been thinking about Harley Quinn’s egg sandwich every single day since watching BOP.

  3. I call it the “I started an egg sandwich before realizing I was out of bread so these eggs are going on leftover gyro pizza”

  4. Breakfast is my favorite meal!! This was a delightful read. Also!

    “It’s a breakfast sandwich that begins as confrontational and melts as you get to know it better, leaving you, at the end, dripping in sauces.”

    KAMALA. 😅

  5. OH. MY. GOD.

    Kamala that breakfast sandwich is a thing of BEAUTY. cannot wait to make. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  6. wow. I love the community in each of your posts so far. Thanks for cooking with friends and sharing the food and conversation with us.

    • this article taught me how to oven-cook bacon to just the right way my friend loves it!!! thank you for improving my breakfasts already!

  7. The last breakfast sandwich I made was like… an unholy abomination of Rye bread, sliced pastrami, mozzerella, spicy red harissa from a jar I was trying to use up as a spread… and then two fried eggs with runny yokes. I threw the sandwich into a cast iron skillet, grilled it with a little butter until the bread was toasted and the cheese was melted, then threw together a little cup of au jus, and a screw driver to drink.

    Needless to say it was so much food that I didn’t eat until dinner and it powered me though a six mile run.

  8. Go team never-sweet only-savory for breakfast!

    Visiting India last year was a dream for this reason. I don’t even particularly like savory typical breakfast foods, so I think it was Kayla’s post last year about pasta for breakfast really spoke to me too

  9. my go-to breakfast (when I actually have the energy to make it) lately is easy to medium scrambled eggs on toasted as much as I can without burning them strawberry eggo waffles. which I enjoy a lot but also I enjoy variation, so I was BEYOND PLEASED with this article. Thank you for sharing these!

  10. hey, can we talk about the anti-zionism on autostraddle recently?
    why “israeli” in quotations?
    i’m down with anti- racist nationalism in general, but.. china and india and britain (let alone the US) are all also racist ethnostates that are committing or have committed atrocities against ethnic minorities, and I’m having a hard time imagining anti-nationalism as the main idea in an article about a chinese- or indian- or british- inspired sandwich.
    Schug was brought to Israel by Yemenite Jews and is every bit as Israeli as chopped liver is American Jewish, having been brought to America from central Europe by Jewish immigrants from the local central European cuisine. i’m not sure why ashkenazi food gets accepted as “jewish” while mizrahi food “isn’t really jewish because it actually came from an arab country!”, the only explanation i can come up with is bias against mizrahim as “real jews”.

    I don’t know, I know this topic is really tense and political among American Jews. I’m swear I’m not a troll trying to fan the flames. I’m just an Israeli queer girl whose grandparents came here after surviving the Holocaust because they couldn’t get visas to America, who found an important lifeline in Autostraddle but has a hard time when american jewish dykes, from the comfort of america, go past criticizing policy against Palestinians (please criticize!!) to, like, throwing around suggestions that my country’s culture shouldn’t exist. where should we go?? obviously autostraddle isn’t the place for this discussion! so please please let’s not bring it here in the first place!

    • Tl;dr I miss the level of support from AS shown in this article about gal gadot and I will click on each link with hesitation going forward:

      Fellow Ashkenazi Jew here in Texas. I also went through a very long phase where I did the assimilation thing of signing on with the dogwhistle antisemitism so rampant on the left in order not to feel like I didn’t belong in the very spaces I needed to be in—anti-racist, queer, radical ones.

      Activist spaces, social spaces, dating websites, academia, online spaces, podcasts, you name it, hateful things were said dozens and dozens of times. Often with dogwhistle language that began with talk of Israel and meandered over to American Jews, or “the media.”

      I still don’t know how to exist in most of those spaces without running up against people who blame Jews for many things wrong in this world, who are, frankly, antisemitic. One rare space where I have felt safe is this online space, AS. Until literally today, when I read this food article. And it was another Jewish person who has taken away that feeling of safety that I’ll have going forward. And everyone who collaborated and edited this piece.

      We need to support Palestinians, I am firmly on the side of not committing human rights atrocities, but it should NOT be so hard for y’all to talk about that, to think about that even, without also avoiding antisemitism. It’s not a zero sum game. Use empathy and critical thinking.

      And AS, in your work to be anti-racist, which is why I became a member again, consider trying that too—when you must talk about Israel and Palestine (during sandwich recipes???) maybe be careful to hold Jews in all countries and Palestinians, especially those of us who are queer, in your hearts.

      • Also reading these comments (and these delicious recipes) quite belatedly. I’ve been reading Autostraddle since its very beginning and I’m also in Israel doing as much as I can to fight injustice here and ah, yeah – this felt off to me; Jews in Yemen, Iraq, and Libya (among other countries) faced intense persecution and expulsion, including actual pogroms after the partition vote of the British Mandate of Palestine in 1947; over the next years, 90% of them fled (or yes, were airlifted) to Israel. Over the next decades 600, 000 had escaped to come here. And for whatever it’s worth, in Israel, very little is considered “Israeli” food – there is ashkenazi food, buchari food, teimani (yemenite) food, Moroccan food, druzi food, Persian food, Palestinian food etc. The tendency to incorrectly lump distinct culinary traditions together (see “Chinese food,” or “Indian food,”) is more of an American thing, in my experience

        Apart from my weird feels about the Israel stuff above – I’ll admit I was equally shocked to read about so much bacon (as completely delicious as it sounds) without even a light-hearted caveat about what it means to eat meat. If we’re really all about the liberation of all beings – how is it ok to keep featuring articles including meat, or even eggs, without even the acknowledgement that their consumption is premised on the suffering of living things and the destruction of the planet?

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