Welcome to Things I’ve Never Asked! This is a new A+ series in which we ask people we’re close to questions we genuinely don’t know the answers to! Here, Vanessa interviewed her girfriend, PB. Fun fact: they just moved in together!

Vanessa: Hi babe.
PB: Hi babe.
Vanessa: So just for context, do you want to tell everyone where we are right now?
PB: Yes, we are driving back from Southern Oregon. We spent the weekend at our lovely friends' house and we celebrated Beltane at the Fairy Sanctuary.
Vanessa: Fun. For readers who may not celebrate, what is Beltane?
PB: Beltane occurs on May 1st. It's a pagan holiday that celebrates the beginning of spring and the sowing of the seeds for the rest of your year.
Vanessa: Beautiful.
PB: Yeah.
Vanessa:...