Things I’ve Never Asked My Girlfriend About Wildflowers, Baby Names and Time Travel

Welcome to Things I’ve Never Asked! This is a new A+ series in which we ask people we’re close to questions we genuinely don’t know the answers to! Here, Vanessa interviewed her girfriend, PB. Fun fact: they just moved in together!

Vanessa: Hi babe.

PB: Hi babe.

Vanessa: So just for context, do you want to tell everyone where we are right now?

PB: Yes, we are driving back from Southern Oregon. We spent the weekend at our lovely friends' house and we celebrated Beltane at the Fairy Sanctuary.

Vanessa: Fun. For readers who may not celebrate, what is Beltane?

PB: Beltane occurs on May 1st. It's a pagan holiday that celebrates the beginning of spring and the sowing of the seeds for the rest of your year.

Vanessa: Be...

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Vanessa is a writer, a teacher, and the community editor at Autostraddle. Very hot, very fun, very weird. Find her on twitter and instagram.

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