It’s the horniest, gayest episode of Riverdale yet!
When was the last time the two queer women of Riverdale got any semblance of character development?
The dads of Riverdale are acting out.
Riverdale’s return to television after its winter break starts the way more episodes of Riverdale should start: with lesbian sex.
Teen asylum breakouts, maple syrup torture, hot moms who weld, mass seizures — this show really does have it all.
Where the hell is Cheryl? Do we think things will come full circle for her and she’ll be the one to break her dear cousin out of the Sisters Of Quiet Mercy? Does Riverdale have any real plans for her this season?
Parents love to lie, but Detective Betty is ON IT.
Life is a roleplaying game and the roleplaying game is life.
John Hughes meets Wes Craven in Riverdale’s fun but surprisingly emotional ’80s tribute.
There are at least three shows happening at once right now.
Archie stars in a middling, trope-filled prison movie, but at least the season’s murder mystery is heating up. Also, I’m still worried about Betty!
Ah, yes. Cheryl Blossom is back. Riverdale is back. Let the beautiful chaos begin.
Cheryl Blossom is a bow-wielding superhero, and the Black Hood reveals himself, and a million other things happen!
The town civil war that has defined this season just got a lot more deadly.
Entire town of Riverdale, r u ok? Worried about u.
Should Riverdale always be a musical? PROBABLY.
Sometimes, you just gotta kiss your gal pal in front of everyone at gay conversion camp.
I have a very bad feeling about this.
Toni and Cheryl sure are hanging out a lot!