Are you gay? If so, chances are significantly higher that you’re unhealthy in a number of ways. We had a whole week about it!

Dad: Let’s light the candles.
Me: Let’s light your face.

Get your face out of that turkey’s a** and pay attention to your girlfriend.

Happy Labor Day, betches! In honor of this esteemed holiday, we have assembled a list of the most gayest jobs of all time, according to an unscientific study of our stuffed animals.