S L I C K: The Best Them

S L I C K is an erotica series for A+ members about titillation, torture, fucking and getting off.

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“Oh fuck, " Cash whispered as they pulled their drenched foot out of a restaurant’s toilet. If you would have told them a year ago they’d be straddling a toilet in the bathroom of a Cheesecake Factory across the street from the wedding of both of their exes, they probably would have told you, “Wow, that is the gayest shit I have ever heard." Because it was the gayest shit they’d ever heard, and honestly, it was pretty par for the course in their clout-obsessed lesbian friend group.
They had run over to the Cheesecake Factory after receiving a text from their first ex-girlfrien...

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Gara Lonning

Gara Lonning is a comedian, writer and performer based in New York City. They are most known for their podcasts, "We're Having Gay Sex" and "EN(BA)BY: A Podcast About Gender."

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