It’s quiz time again, friends! This week, let’s get you a wife! A hero wife! All you’ve got to do is make a few simple choices and we’ll reveal your Marvel soul mate! Wow, it really is a snap to find the one single person in the world who fills your heart with joy. (Get it? Snap? SNAP! Still too soon?)
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Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel oh yeah. But frankly any Marvel Hero wife is a win !
The way my eyes got wide when I saw my wife was Valkyrie!
Nice. Gamora… Spot on for the patience bit.
Ramonda. Hell. Yes.
Scarlet Witch, obviously.
Valkyrie! Nice!
yelena belova! does that mean i’m kate bishop, fulfilling a lifelong dream in which not only am i not a danger with a bow and arrow but actively skilled?
Wait a minute. It said that she’s my wife. Is she using her globe-trotting to have a second wife?
So excited for me and carol!!!
Also great timing since I hadn’t seen any marvel movies besides black panther and endgame until three weeks ago when I started watching all of them, this quiz has validated that choice
I have no clue who yelena belova is but am immediately attracted to them and this switch-spooners idea!
same and same. I am definitely a spoon switch
Same here!
Jen Walters… okay yr not wrong. Though I also have a burning crush on Nebula.
Carol. Yup.
Although…if I WAS Carol, then I could be married to Lashana Lynch – I mean Monica Rambeau….
Monica Rambeau, which makes Carol my mother-in-law
Valkyrie. “Crunchy outside with an ooey-gooey center.” Sounds about right.
Somehow the quiz knew I’m ace and paired me with an ace wife. Love it and Yelena!
I haven’t seen a lot of Marvel movies but my two crushes are Natasha Romanov and Nebula.
I hadn’t heard of Yelena Belova but now that I know that she’s Natasha’s sister, plus a spoon switch, I’m happy.
Sorry to be that person but graphic novels are a form not a genre!
Scarlet Witch, yes thank you. SHE SHOULD HAVE RULED THE MULTIVERSE AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
I tried so hard to get both Valkyrie and Gamora!! As a result only Carol appeared, the sacrifices we make.
Yelena Belova
I got Yelena Belova. This is entirely accurate. My IRL wife has a sharp sense of humor and never stops bragging about how great her pockets are.
she-hulk! on point for sure, but do i wanna be with her or be her vibes? yes 😂
Monica Rambeau I do! Second time around.
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