QUIZ: Which Gay Witch Are You?

Well, it’s September, and you know what that means — time for all gays to start celebrating Halloween! Let’s kick it off with a little witchy quiz, shall we?


Which Gay Witch Are You?

Pick a pie!(Required)
Which witch class best suits you?(Required)
What sapphic stereotype are you?(Required)
Choose a color palette.(Required)
Your best friends would say you struggle with…(Required)
Choose a Whitney Houston lyric.(Required)
Select a witch accessory.(Required)
What's the best Disney movie?(Required)
What's your preferred mode of transportation?(Required)

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Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior editor who lives in New York City with her wife, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She's a member of the Television Critics Association, the Gay and Lesbian Entertainment Critics Association, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Twitter, and Instagram.

Heather has written 1223 articles for us.

23 Comments

  1. I got Morgan Le Fay: “The Queen of Air and Darkness, and a little bit of chemistry with every queer person you’ve ever met.” I’ll take it… but I genuinely thought I was going to get my favorite bone witch, Harrow the Ninth. (Was she an option?)

  2. I got Raelle Collar, which is weird because: I haven’t seen the show yet… I’m not sure I would be into the show (because that kind of magic is not usually my jam). And it’s not in my generation circle…not even near it. So now I will have to watch the show in order to find out what the heck I do have in common with her.
    I do love the look though…even if it’s not my style.

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