Quiz: What’s Your Pride Vibe?

It’s Pride — ever heard of it? Perhaps you’d like to browse Autostraddle’s ongoing Pride package this year, called RAGE PARTY, because it’s about the multitudes contained by Pride, a nexus of immense joy and immense anger, of recreation and resistance. But today? Today, we’re having just silly, goofy fun with one of my famously “upsetting” quizzes in which I ask you a series of chaotic questions and then probably drag some aspect of your personality.

What are your thoughts on The Ultimatum: Queer Love sorry maybe it’s old news now but I just still keep thinking about it and had to ask hahahahaha, I'm doing great, why do you ask?(Required)
What setting for a Pride party would you LEAST like to attend?(Required)
What Pride superpower do you wish you had?(Required)
How do you think straight people should “celebrate” Pride?(Required)
Choose a rainbow snack:(Required)
Choose a Pride attitude:(Required)
What Pride nightmare sounds the scariest?(Required)
What’s your parade move?(Required)
What’s your go-to Pride accessory?(Required)
What’s your favorite of the seven deadly sins?(Required)
Pick a Pride stock image:(Required)
How are you picking your Pride fit?(Required)

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, short stories, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the assistant managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear or are forthcoming in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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  1. I got “you’re going home early” (“the line is too long, you’re hungry”) and was offended because I’m only leaving early so I can host a Pride party at my house! And then I remembered I’m doing that to avoid the long lines and getting cranky when I get hungry.

  2. Making sure the whole crew is hydrated! Uncannily good haha, my friends can attest that I am constantly putting water bottles in to their hands before they even ask.

  3. “You’re just following your gf/bf/partner/spouse/bestie wherever they go.”

    On the one hand I do tend to prefer to stick around with whoever I already know rather than mingle with new people, but I swear I can make a decision if need be (or I don’t like the decisions everyone else is making >>) and the description of “aloof top” has me going ???

  4. Loved the wine into water answer!!

    Apparently I’m staying at home and watching experimental queer cinema. Looks pretty similar to my actual plans of staying at home and reading experimental queer novels.

  5. Going home early! Yes but only because I was volunteering so I’ve been there since 8am!

    Also, a key straight person Pride celebration – offering to cover your Saturday shift so you can go to the parade

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