It’s Pride — ever heard of it? Perhaps you’d like to browse Autostraddle’s ongoing Pride package this year, called RAGE PARTY, because it’s about the multitudes contained by Pride, a nexus of immense joy and immense anger, of recreation and resistance. But today? Today, we’re having just silly, goofy fun with one of my famously “upsetting” quizzes in which I ask you a series of chaotic questions and then probably drag some aspect of your personality.
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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You’re hooking up with as many people as possible! I sure hope so, Kayla!
I got “you’re going home early” (“the line is too long, you’re hungry”) and was offended because I’m only leaving early so I can host a Pride party at my house! And then I remembered I’m doing that to avoid the long lines and getting cranky when I get hungry.
I got the same. I would have stayed longer but I kept getting triggered by all the couples in the songs talking about couples
Making sure the whole crew is hydrated! Uncannily good haha, my friends can attest that I am constantly putting water bottles in to their hands before they even ask.
“You’re just following your gf/bf/partner/spouse/bestie wherever they go.”
On the one hand I do tend to prefer to stick around with whoever I already know rather than mingle with new people, but I swear I can make a decision if need be (or I don’t like the decisions everyone else is making >>) and the description of “aloof top” has me going ???
Loved the wine into water answer!!
Apparently I’m staying at home and watching experimental queer cinema. Looks pretty similar to my actual plans of staying at home and reading experimental queer novels.
Going home early! Yes but only because I was volunteering so I’ve been there since 8am!
Also, a key straight person Pride celebration – offering to cover your Saturday shift so you can go to the parade
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You’re just following your gf/bf/partner/spouse/bestie wherever they go.
So I’m just following around my people. Sounds like me. Except, I don’t really have any people this year. Single, no gay friends… 😭