Today at Vapid Fluff HQ we are all quivering at the news that Janelle Monaé brought out her current muse/maybe paramour Lupita Nyong’o on stage to dance joyously and all of us are collectively rendered never the same:

Janelle Monáe just brought out LUPITA FUCKING NYONG’O pic.twitter.com/JaFJgLLqgi

— Joel Freeman (@JoelJFreeman) July 2, 2019

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Catch me in Toulouse using too much data

A post shared by Brittani Nichols (@bishilarious) on Jun 28, 2019 at 3:10pm PDT

Brittani Nichols is in France, wandering around castles and eating baguettes and smirking at people in berets, and all of it is delightful.

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What was your favorite moment of this year’s pride? 📸: @trevorfloresphoto

A post shared by hayley kiyoko (@hayleykiyoko) on Jul 2, 2019 at 1:40pm PDT

My favorite part of this year’s World Pride was standing in the back of Autostraddle’s all ages pride party with our very own Heather Hogan, having profound social anxiety together and speaking to no one.

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Yep. 🐅

A post shared by Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) on Jul 2, 2019 at 6:52pm PDT

Evan Rachel Wood is busy being bisexual in Singapore with a banana dress and this tiger, who is also bisexual.

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Always on the phone. 📸: @msdeniese

A post shared by Lena Waithe (@lenawaithe) on Jul 1, 2019 at 4:36pm PDT

Lena Waithe is on the phone with the tiger.

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To everyone I hugged yesterday, everyone who celebrated and danced and cheered and smiled and laughed, thank you for coming out (😘😁🌈) #worldpride2019 📸: @psychicvisions_

A post shared by Stephanie Beatriz (@stephaniebeatriz) on Jul 1, 2019 at 7:41am PDT

BISEXUAL EYESHADOW. BISHADOW.

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Happy Pride to bisexuals and pansexuals only.

A post shared by 🌈 G A B Y D U N N 🌈 (@gabyroad) on Jun 30, 2019 at 9:34am PDT

Did Gaby Dunn solicit A-Campers looking for an Instagram boyfriend to document her every move? Maybe. Did she borrow a basketball specifically for the opportunity to look sporty for the queer internet? Almost definitely.

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Running incognito #cantdie

A post shared by Laura Jane Grace (@laurajanegrace) on Jul 2, 2019 at 12:09pm PDT

Who is she? But actually though.

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It is with profound reverence and complete gratitude that I pay tribute to the ones who have sacrificed their own health and safety or even given their lives just for me to be able to live mine to the very fullest. #HAPPYPRIDE #50yearsofpride #nofilteronmypride . LET US NEVER FORGET THAT WE ARE OUR LGBTQ+ ANCESTORS’ WILDEST DREAMS. . . 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

A post shared by Samira Wiley (@whododatlikedat) on Jun 30, 2019 at 11:28am PDT

This is Samira Wiley’s final form. This is actually the final form of all of our people; we can go home now, Pride has been achieved.

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A few glimpses of a magical day celebrating #pride with my #talesofthecity family in the city that inspired our tales. Thank you San Francisco!

A post shared by Jen Richards (@smartassjen) on Jun 30, 2019 at 7:27pm PDT

I just finished Tales of the City and I am delighted to see all the cast members having such a genuinely nice time together, even if [redacted] is among them.

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A new family member! We love you Mo! Thank you @poshpetsrescue for all that you do!!!

A post shared by @ ellenpage on Jun 29, 2019 at 7:47am PDT

ELLEN PAGE AND EMMA PORTNER GOT A NEW DOG. Mo seems nice and all but WHERE. IS. PATTERS?!?!@!? Zosia Mamet has helpfully posted the possibly passive-aggressive comment, “omg you got a second?!?!” which, well, yeah.

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