by rory midhani

Once Upon a Time‘s Swan Queen shippers are more diverse and enormous and powerful than any fandom I’ve ever encountered in my entire internet life, and I grew up in the heyday of Harry Potter fandom. In fact, Swan Queen fandom is so sprawling and so talented that I’ve been pretty terrified to cover it in Fan Fiction Friday for fear of leaving out something important. Also, I had no idea where to even start! In most fandoms, there’s a group of a dozen or so stories that make up the core of the femslash canon, but when it comes to Swan Queen, the limit does not exist. So let me thank Adriana, Stephanie, Jenn, Amber, Isabella, Jessica, Emily, Catherine, and Race for showing me the way. Behold 25 phenomenal Swan Queen fics. If I had a Time-Turner, this list would be 1,000 stories long!

How A Dress Changed Everything by hope2x

Plot: Regina realizes she’s going to have to make some allies if she’s going to keep Henry safe and keep the Savior out of Stroybrooke.
Length: 69,000 words

When Regina opened her eyes, it took a moment to adjust to her surroundings. She wasn’t quite sure what she had expected, mostly because she hadn’t stopped to think through the possible outcomes, but she was a bit confused to find herself lying in her bed, clad in familiar pajamas. She didn’t waste time dwelling on it though, just jumping up out of bed, needing to see it the spell had worked as she planned.

She took a deep breath as she stood at her son’s bedroom door. No matter what she was about to see, Regina didn’t know if she could emotionally handle it. Again though, she just wasn’t in the mood to stall and worry. Instead, Regina pushed the door open slowly, her eyes immediately gaining moisture at the sight of her sleeping son, tucked under the covers. She covered her mouth as she slowly approached the bed, sitting carefully and pulling back the covers to see his face.

For a few moments she just sat, watching her son with tears in her eyes. All she hand wanted since the curse broke was to have her son backing his room and here he was, like nothing had ever happened. A smile suddenly overtook her face. It never happened. If the spell had worked like it should, there would be no Emma Swan. No savior. No Whit Knight. No birth mother to ruin her life.

Well not yet.

It was Emma’s fate to come to Storybrook and break the curse. Fate was a difficult thing to play with. Regina though, was always up for a challenge.

Head Is Not My Home by reagancrew

Plot: Emma and Regina are going to be roommates, for two nights only.
Length: 5,100 words

Henry talks with his whole body when he’s excited, and Emma can’t help but smirk at him from her place on one of the beds while he paces in front of the dresser. “Professor Mackey said it was great. One of his favorite creative theses, well, like, ever,” he pauses, eyes shining. “I mean, he was probably just saying that, but still!”

“I doubt he was ‘just saying’ that, Kid. Your mom and I both read your thesis. It was really freaking cool.” She grins at his enthusiasm. Her kid’s like basically a genius, maybe. Or at least, he’s totally awesome and super smart and dedicated and, although she never really tells him, she loves him pretty much more than anyone else in the world. “Isn’t that right, Regina?” she calls, raising her voice.

“There’s no need to shout, dear,” Regina comes out of the bathroom, still slipping the back onto her second earring. “And yes, baby,” she still has to stretch, even in her heels, to give him a kiss on the cheek. “We both loved your piece.”

Safe by SgtMac

Plot: 209,000 words
Length: Two emotionally wounded women healing from their pasts, finding each other in the present, and planning a future.

It’s Henry’s idea.

“I think we need to get her away from here,” he says almost casually as he drops himself down onto the stool in front of the breakfast bar. He’s frowning in the kind of thoughtful way that only a child his age can pull off. He looks hopeful, excited and a little pensive all at the same time. His dark brow is furrowed and she can almost see the wheels moving inside his head, each turning rapidly to connect with the next in order to bring together whatever his plan is.

“Who?” Emma asks almost lazily as she casually leans across the counter towards him. She hides a yawn behind the back of her hand, remembering for a brief moment years of not having to wake up so damned early in the morning because the majority of her job had taken place in the night hours.

She wouldn’t give up this – up Henry – for anything, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t sometime miss the simplicity of days before Storybrooke. The lonely days before she’d been sheriff and mother and daughter.

In the Velvet Darkness by devje

Plot: Post-season three, Emma finds herself completely alone.
Length: 48,000 words

Killian. She would have to do something about him eventually. They’d been limping along for too long now, mostly because she felt like being with him was what she should do, but it was becoming increasingly awkward that he felt a lot more for her than she felt for him. When they started out, she had thought that she might fall in love with him in time, but that never happened. They were great friends and had been good fuck-buddies, at least in the beginning, and she did love him in her own way, but it was never going to be more than that. True Love needed two people, not one who was really, really persistent and sure of it. They were in an off period just now, the result of a huge fight over Henry.

Hook had let him get drunk on rum, and Emma had reminded him that Henry was only fifteen and that Hook was not the boy’s step-father, and in fact had no real part in his life. That led to yet another fight about how Emma let Regina tell her what to do instead of Emma making her own decisions about Henry. Emma had ordered him out of the house, telling him not to return until he was ready to take back the accusation and apologise. That had been weeks ago, and she didn’t really miss Hook except as someone to have a beer with after work on the weeks when Henry was staying at Regina’s.

Regina Mills, Henry’s other mother. Another subject Emma didn’t want to think about at fuck-off o’clock.

Yawning again, she put her bowl down on the coffee table and let her head fall back against the couch. Now that her stomach was sated, she could afford a short nap before getting her son to school and heading into work and everyday life.

The Wisdom to Know the Difference by devje

Plot: Emma is alone and afraid and desperate to be loved. So is Regina.
Length: 14,000 words

Regina Mills stared from her window at the figure in the darkness. This was the eighth time this had happened now, or maybe the ninth, because she wasn’t certain about the first night, whether her mind had been playing tricks on her or whether someone had been there. But there were definitely at least eight separate occasions in the past month and a half when Emma Swan had been sitting in the gazebo in Regina’s back yard, staring up at her bedroom window for hours on end. That was all Emma usually did: stand and stare and brood. Tonight, though, she was drinking a beer from the bottle, holding the neck between two fingers and tipping it backwards on a regular basis. Judging by the movement Regina had witnessed, she must be on her third in under an hour. In the dim light, all she could make out was Emma’s silhouette, but the magical connection between them—the one which Emma preferred not to acknowledge—allowed her to sense the other woman’s mood. It mirrored her own: a tight ache borne of repressed pain, disappointment and hurt.

Their stand-off had to come to an end soon, Regina knew, even if only for their son’s sake. Henry was upset by his mothers’ behaviour towards each other, and Regina could hardly admit that their ongoing enmity was based on their decisions to have sex with other people. Oh, they could dress it up as other things—Regina could pretend that she was upset about losing a soulmate, and Emma could grumble about being unfairly treated for saving a woman from death—but that wasn’t it. It was simple jealousy.

Operation Wings by Dakota829Snow

Plot: An AU will they/won’t they swerve set right after episode 117, “Hat Trick.”
Length: 42,000 words

“Seriously?!”

Tinkerbell rolled her eyes, trying her best not to slap the Fairy standing in front of her. This confrontation was years in the making—she had thought about it, dreamt about it.

But, like so many things in her life, it wasn’t going at all as she had imagined.

“I’m afraid I’m quite serious, Green.”

“You’re telling me that’s the only way to get my wings back?”

“That’s how you lost them in the first place, isn’t it?” Blue questioned, in the condescending tone Tink remembered oh so well. “On your suicide mission, trying to help the Evil Queen?”

“Let’s be clear: I lost my wings because you took them away. And maybe, just maybe, Regina wouldn’t have become the Evil Queen if more people were willing to help her!”

“You lost your wings trying to find Regina’s soul mate—they will return when that task is complete. You were so determined to succeed before, I’m sure you won’t mind trying again.”

“Seriously?!” Tink repeated, even louder this time. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”

Of Love and Loathing by Sapphire Smoke

Plot: Emma and Regina are trapped in Storybrooke, looking for a way out.
Length: 19,000 words

There had always been something so grotesquely alluring to Regina about succumbing to that which would ultimately destroy her. It was the masochistic part of her personality; the part her mother made special care to develop so that she would have something to compliment her own sadistic ways. The love and acceptance Regina so desperately craved fell into step with the pain her mother convinced her she deserved, forcing her down a path paved with all the bad choices that Regina felt forever compelled to make.

This was one of them.

The pit of Regina’s stomach was burning, aching for an addiction she should have never begun to feed. Perfectly manicured nails dug into soft flesh and Regina arched her back, her mind growing hazy as she sought oblivion, needing to forget, even for a moment, how damaging this had all become. The woman on top of her possessed something she should have never been able to get within reach of, and now that she had touched it, Regina felt herself falling further into the madness that this stranger had brought with her to Storybrooke.

so does this make us both the other woman? by coalitiongirl

Plot: What if the dubious maintext and glorious subtext in season 3B switched places?
Length: 98,000 words

First they’re sitting at the table one evening after Henry’s vanished upstairs and Regina says, “So Hook finally wore you down.” It’s not an accusation (it can’t be an accusation when she’s in no position to accuse) but it sounds like one, and Emma gives her a dirty look and stares down at her pasta. Regina frowns and chooses her words with care. “I’m not criticizing your choices. Hook…has his appeal, but I’d have never thought you’d find true love with-“

And she can see from the way that Emma’s face darkens that she’s hit a nerve. “Why is it always true love with you people?” Emma demands, stabbing at her plate so violently that it tips to one side with a loud scrape against the table.

”So now there’s nothing between the first kiss and a lifelong commitment?” She glares up, defiant. “Hook makes sense, okay? I like him and Henry likes him and I think my dad has this weird boycrush on him and when I told my mom I was dating him, she nearly cried and talked about weddings for a half hour. They’re all happy. I’m happy.” A savage bite of baked ziti. “Why does it have to be more than that?”

The Great Wide Somewhere by amycarey

Plot: Swan Queen road trip!
Length: 28,000 words

It was an idea only an idiot could come up with Regina had said, though she hadn’t disagreed with the plan, and half an hour into the drive Emma’s inclined to believe her. Regina sits stiffly in the passenger seat, handbag still perched on her lap and staring straight ahead, flinching every single time a car comes near them.

“Believe it or not, I’m actually an okay driver,” Emma says. It’s barely light out, the sun low in the sky and the omnipresent heat of summer not yet risen. There’ll be precious few hours where she doesn’t broil in the bug.

“Eyes on the road, dear,” Regina says in response. “And could we please change the music?”

“Driver picks the music,” Emma says as Taylor Swift sings “and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate” – what Emma is picking as her unofficial theme song of the road trip. “Shotgun shuts…”

“Shuts what?” There’s a dangerous lilt to Regina’s voice.

“Shotgun gets to pick in another hour?” Emma suggests weakly.

Popcorn Love by Chrmdpoet

Plot: A non-magic AU set in NYC.
Length: 162,000 words

Women were strange in that way—always scanning one another, sizing one another up; often comparing themselves to others. It rarely could be helped.

Regina plastered on a smile and nodded as she took the outstretched hand and shook it firmly. “I am. How did you guess?”

“Your friend said you were some big business tycoon or something,” the blonde answered as she plopped heavily back down into her seat. “You’re the only person who’s come in here in the last fifteen minutes wearing anything even remotely expensive and looking all ‘shit-my-meeting-ran-late.'”

Regina arched an eyebrow at the young woman’s blunt speech but she could hardly help a chuckle from escaping as she lowered herself into the seat across from her. “Yes, I apologize about that,” she said honestly. “It has been a terribly busy day.”

“It’s cool.”

“I’m sorry,” Regina said again, her cheeks turning a light shade of pink. “I just realized that I don’t even know your name.”

“Emma,” the blonde said with a smile. “Emma Swan.”

The Princess and The Prisoner by Chrmdpoet

Plot: Young Princess Emma finds young Regina in her castle’s magical prison.
Length: 143,000 words

“Tell me a tale of the Evil Queen!” Emma squeaked excitedly from beneath the covers as her mother continued to stroke her hair soothingly. Snow’s expression contorted in discomfort very briefly before settling into a small, accepting smile. Emma almost always chose the topic of the infamous Evil Queen for her bedtime stories, and though it pained Snow to speak of her former step-mother’s misdeeds, she also suspected that Emma loved these stories specifically because of how close Snow was to them. Many of Snow’s stories about the Evil Queen included herself, and as trying as telling such stories could be, she loved the way Emma’s eyes always lit up upon hearing them. There was no denying a shining look such as that. So, she simply nodded and began a familiar tale, allowing the memories to wash over her and take her back to a time that now seemed like a lifetime ago, closing her eyes as she recalled the image of herself as a young child, calling for help from the back of a spooked and stampeding horse.

“And then she saved you, right Mother? The Evil Queen saved you from the wild horse!” Emma jumped into the story, providing the next phase of the tale excitedly. This had always been one of her favorite stories, the story of how the young Regina had saved her mother’s life so many years ago.

“Yes, love. She saved me, but that was before she became the Evil Queen, Emma. Then, she was simply Regina, a lovely young woman full of love and light and hope,” Snow answered her, sighing as a pang for the woman her former step-mother had once been rippled through her heart. She shook her head to chase away the memories and went back to stroking her child’s beautiful golden locks. She knew Emma would wish to talk more before finally succumbing to sleep, so she mentally prepared herself for the storm of comments and questions from her curious daughter that began nearly as soon as her own words had left her mouth.

The Black Knight by inkheart9459

Plot: Regina is very happy with her job in the white guard, until she gets assigned the thankless task of protecting Princess Emma.
Length: 27,000 words

The princess just glared at her. “You aren’t the boss of me.”

“Until you actually decide to take command, what’s stopping me?”

“You think you know everything, don’t you?”

“Well, I certainly know more than you at this point. That job you’ve been ‘raised for your whole life,’ well princess you’re not very good at it.

The princess stepped into her personal space again. “One word from me and you’re dead. Why aren’t you afraid?”

Regina just smiled. “Death is only a motivator for those who fear it. I haven’t feared death for a long time. Besides, Princess, the only one of us who is in real danger of being killed is you and I’m the only one standing between you and the arrow destined for your heart. I’m the best guard here, you might want to keep that in mind.”

The Princess continued to glare but stepped back and stalked towards the palace. Regina smiled and walked behind her. Well, perhaps this assignment would not be too horrendous. She could get used to arguing with the Princess and winning.

The Last Resort by Dakota829Snow

Plot: Regina and Emma send their kids back in time to protect them from Gold.
Length: 119,000 words

And, so, Emma reaches the end of the hall and opens the door to her bedroom. She takes in the familiar sight of Regina sitting up in bed, glasses on her nose, reading a book. The savior has spent the better part of their marriage insisting that her wife doesn’t need to wait up for her on nights like this, but she lost that battle years ago. I can’t sleep without you anyway, Regina always tells her.

Charlotte, unsurprisingly, is occupying the spot right next to the brunette. Usually their daughter is also awake and quite chatty—but tonight she is passed out with a movie still playing in the background.

Regina looks up and smiles. “Welcome home.”

The Snow Queen by Ryaninthesky

Plot: An adaptation of “The Snow Queen,” in which Regina and Emma travel through fairy tale lands in search of a missing Henry.
Length: 36,000 words

“Don’t think you that listening to the fantasies of a ten year old boy and reading a few pages in a book puts you in a position to judge me, Ms. Swan. You don’t know anything.” Though she never looked at her, Emma could feel the energy rolling off of the mayor in waves. For a moment, she could truly see the evil queen who held the fate of a world in her grasp. But she knows stories, too, knows how things get twisted and perverted in the telling and re-telling. Emma doesn’t know much about this messed up fairy tale, but the one thing she does know is that Regina loves Henry more than anyone and anything else in either world. Until she finds out the truth of things for herself, she will hold on to that.

Regina is pouring all of her pent-up anger into a forced march through the trees, and Emma has to run to keep up with her.

It’s just before nightfall when they climb over a small hill and stumble upon a village. Grey smoke curls upward into the dying sun above thatched roofs and it looks like every picturesque town Emma’s seen in every storybook ever. She almost laughs to herself, somewhere between relief and disbelief, but Regina’s leaving her behind. They haven’t spoken since Emma brought up the curse, and Regina suddenly breaks the silence.

“There’s got to be an inn around here somewhere. Just keep quiet and follow me. Villages like this don’t get many visitors so we’ll draw attention whatever we do, but I don’t want any more than is necessary.”

Every Dog Has Its Day by unicyclehippo

Plot: Emma gets drugged with a love potion that also turns her into a puppy, who is really fascinated with Regina.
Length: 47,000 words

“Oh my god,” Henry said again as he watched Emma. He had stopped scrubbing at his face and instead gaped. “Mom,” he muttered, tugging on her sleeve. “Mom, I think she’s…” He trailed away and they both watched as Emma continued to explore, very happily sniffing at every single thing in the vicinity. She frightened a moth from its resting place and their mouths dropped further open as Emma’s face contorted into a strange mix of aggression and delight and she snapped at the flying creature, jumping after it and growling.

“She’s a dog,” Henry said finally.

“Yes,” Regina said, as quietly as her son had. “Yes she is.”

And even though Henry had been the one to say it, he still grabbed a stick, waved it around a bit to get Emma’s attention, and flung it. She sprinted after it and, a long, tense moment of anticipation later, Emma returned. The stick was in her mouth, she was grinning widely around it, and she was trotting towards Henry incredibly happily.

“Yep,” he said. “She’s a dog.”

Honey, I Shrunk the Saviour by rickmntic

Plot: Emma gets shrunk down to a five-inch sheriff and Regina is forced to protect her and help her find at antidote.
Length: 40,000 words

There was a time when Regina could hardly wait to wake up and explore her curse, blooming in the form of Storybrooke. The excitement soon faded away, sooner than she could have anticipated. Now the mornings had reached a point where they literally threw light on everything that was wrong with her life. Resentment came naturally and today felt no different. Except with the added bonus of her head threatening to split open. All night she had been plagued with erratic dreams, blurs of red and gold, dolls and wax figurines. As sleep tapered, awareness seeped through.

She was not on her bed.

She was not comfortable.

And she was definitely not in a good mood.

The sleepy witch moved but groaned at the sensation. Tired brown eyes peeped opened.

‘Oh yes.’

The graceful events of the previous day flooded her mind. Regina closed her eyes and tried to stand up but her body ached, rejecting any change from its current position on the floor. Too tired to make a real effort, she magicked herself to her bedroom. Magic truly was her only friend.

The Raven’s Swan by inkheart9459

Plot: Harry Potter AU!
Length: 25,000 words

Emma’s robes flowed behind her as she walked through the halls. She felt as nervous as she had all those years ago on her first day here. She supposed it was her first day all over again in another way, her first day as a professor. She took a deep breath and let it out slowly. Honestly, she had never pictured herself here over seventeen years ago when she had roamed these halls as a first year student. She hadn’t pictured herself anywhere really, especially not with a decent paying job, let alone something so prestigious as a professorship at Hogwarts. She wasn’t quite sure how she had managed, really. She’d always had a flare for Defense Against the Dark Arts and somehow it had resulted in her being here.

The man she was replacing was the first one to take the post after the curse on the position had managed to be lifted. Professor Graham had been her favorite professor, so much so that even though she was getting his job, she was sad to see him go. He had been a friend during some of her more lonely years at Hogwarts and an advisor and mentor when she’d finally found her niche. The memory of him clapping her on the back a few days prior and joking that she was his deputy back in the day and that she would be a fine teacher still brought butterflies to her stomach.

But tonight was the start of term feast and she wasn’t quite sure Professor Graham was right anymore. Sure, she had a reputation for being quite the badass and good at what she did, but what did that matter to a group of kids? It hadn’t to her at the beginning of her Hogwarts career, fresh out of the foster care system. And what did she know about teaching? Her reputation might hold her out for a little while, but if she didn’t back it up she was doomed.

Worries ran through her mind continuously as she made her way up from her quarters near the Hufflepuff dormitory. The area brought her a slight amount of comfort, it was her home for seven years, she had a lot of good memories there. But still her insecurities plagued her mind.

“I can feel the nervousness wafting off you,” Mary Margret said, popping up beside her randomly as she seemed to love to do. “Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen, I’d have had a vision about it.”

Transgressions of the Heart by Sapphire Smoke

Plot: Emma feels like the woman she fell in love with doesn’t really exist.
Length: 214,000 words

“For Christ’s sake, Emma, I’m not blaming you!” Regina exclaimed, taking a sharp left around the next corner that caused Emma to slam into the passenger side door. Perhaps they should have worn seatbelts, but it would have wasted precious time. As Emma tried to resituate herself, Regina continued, “If this is anyone’s fault, it’s mine!”

“Damn right it’s your—!” But Emma cut herself off, her face noticeably paling as she looked behind them. The cloud was catching up to them rather quickly and now houses a handful of streets back from them were being enveloped in its wake. “Fuck, drive!” she screamed, causing Regina to press harder on the gas pedal in an instant.

They got to the school within minutes and before Regina slammed on the brakes she instinctively held her hand out in front of Emma, acting as a quasi-seatbelt so that the woman didn’t end up slamming into the dashboard. They scrambled out of the car as soon as they were able, but they both knew it was going to be too late. The cloud was descending on them now, just a block away from changing everything, and Regina stood frozen in the middle of the street, unable to do anything else but stare at it as drew nearer.

“Regina!” Emma shrieked, knowing there really was nothing they could do at this point. It would envelop them within moments, and so the blonde seemed to react on instinct, pulling Regina into her arms in a protective gesture.

Suddenly, everything went dark.

The Secret’s in the Telling by pyrophoric

Plot: 263,000 words
Length: Post-curse, Emma and Regina fall so very much in love.

It is the sixth of October.

A typical Saturday in sleepy Storybrooke, Maine; a day that should’ve been insignificant in the greater scheme of things. But it isn’t. Far from it, actually.

Today is no ordinary day, but nobody will realize just how important the sixth of October is until it is too late. A year down the road, people will begin to see it in a different light. And they will come to appreciate the blessing, the sacrifice, the devotion that would forever change a broken woman’s life. They will know, but will not fully comprehend, the essence of one soul’s sacrifice in order to save another.

No one will, until it’s too late.

It is the sixth of October. A pivotal moment in Storybrooke’s history and the turning point in Regina Mills’ life.

And it all began with a spell, a Sheriff, and a thief.

Letters from War by hunnyfresh

Plot: Emma and Regina become pen pals while Emma is a soldier in reserve at Fort Benning.
Length: 221,000 words

“It would do wonders for your image, Madam Mayor.” Sidney followed Regina around the mayoral office with a few printed out documents and waved them all in her face.

She huffed and glared at him when the papers nearly caused a paper cut to the six-month old Henry strapped to her hip. “Watch where you’re waving those,” she hissed.

Sidney ducked his head obediently, his cheeks heating up under the brunette’s steely glare. “My apologies.” Despite his embarrassment, the small incident did nothing to draw him away from his track. “But just think about the headlines: Storybrooke’s Mayor Supports the Troops. It doesn’t hurt to have a few allies in the military, Regina, even if it is just a soldier.”

Regina sighed and positioned Henry more securely into the space of her left arm before retrieving the papers from Sidney. “You do realize I adopted Henry only a few months ago. I am already juggling this town and motherhood. I do not have time to take in some stranger.”

“You’re not housing them. You’ll only be pen pals, Madam Mayor. It builds morale in the army for homesick soldiers,” Sidney reassured. After reading the Mayor’s hesitant expression, he quickly added, “you’re not enlisting into the war.”

“Obviously.” She leaned her head against Henry’s when the boy pushed his own under hers to get a look at just what held Mommy’s attention. Regina instinctively placed a kiss on top of his thin light brown hair, soothing the imminent fussing that was surely on its way from the child. When she glanced back up at Sidney after examining the paper, she glared at the reporter and motioned her eyes to the door. Without another word, he scurried out of her office and shut the door behind him.

Regina turned and sat at her desk, nestling Henry into her lap as she read over the information of the soldier who would be her pen pal. “I guess we’ll be making a new friend, Henry. Do you like that?”

The boy gurgled happily, reaching out to grab any and all objects in his path before his mother could react. The move was futile for Regina was ever cautious and pushed away all her work to clear the space in front of her son. She kissed his temple as she read the soldier’s name.

Private Emma Swan.

Reset by CurvyPragmatist

Plot: After the curse, Regina resigns herself to the fact that she’ll never have her happy ending.
Length: 117,000 words

“What’s she doing these days anyway?” Ruby asked.

“I don’t know,” Emma admitted, “she’s not been the Mayor since the curse broke, she’s been consulting with Archie on things since he took over though. But that’s not full time.. I don’t know what she does all day.”

“A family house without a family is a lonely place,” Granny sighed.

When the two younger women looked up at her she added, “not that the Evil Queen deserves any less, it’s just an observation. She has a lot of time to think about things, maybe she’s gone mad?”

“She must be to be giving Henry up,” Ruby nodded firmly.

“I need to talk to her,” Emma said as she put the teacup back in the tray.

“I’ll have another read of this contract, I’ll see if I can see anything buried in the fine print,” Granny smiled.

“Thanks,” Emma nodded to the older woman and then to Ruby as she left the office.

Who Needs Shelter by deemn

Plot: After season two, the community in Storybrooke is just fine pretending everything is okay.
Length: 46,000 words

Emma’s dozing on the couch in the living room by the time Regina comes in the with Tupperware of leftovers and a mug of coffee. “I’m sorry my call woke you,” she murmurs, puts the coffee directly in Emma’s hand and leaves the Tupperware on the end table. “I thought he’d tell you the truth, at least—”

“No, no, it was the right call, I’m glad you called,” Emma says quickly, sitting up to take a sip. “God—this is—you’re sure you don’t want to run a coffee shop?”

Regina cocks an eyebrow, settles into the armchair by the doorway. “Serving the peasantry en masse? Miss Swan.”

Emma grins, winks at her. “How bout just for the Sheriff’s station?”

“Serving the peasantry in close quarters? Miss Swan.” But she smiles back, tucks her feet under her and savors the moment of not needing to put on a show. “If you’d moved with your parents, you could have stopped here before work regularly.”

“Weren’t you the one who pointed out that being over thirty and living with my fairytale parents was possibly the worst option when it came to establishing my independence?”

She chuckles, tugs her sweater’s sleeves down from her elbows and wraps her fingers in the cuffs. “I said nothing about your independence. I was concerned about Henry’s.”

The Monomythical Adventures of Regina Mills and Emma Swan

Plot: A series of four AU stories set in season 2 that are so deliciously in character you won’t even believe it.
Length: 340,000 words

There were few things as irritating as destiny. It seemed to always rear its fickle little head in the face of simpering lovers and starry eyed warriors. And it seemed to enjoy nothing more than smiling at Regina before crushing everything about her.

Destiny took her lover away. Destiny took her son away. Destiny had her walking back home cold and alone in order to form a plan to rescue a woman she despised.

Emma Swan was her destiny apparently. The mewling child had grown into a striking woman with her mother’s eyes, her father’s hair and fortunately none of the traits of either of her grandfathers.

They’d waged war over a long season in Storybrooke were the days grew cold and the leaves fell from the trees for the first time in twenty eight years. And Emma won. Henry made his choice.

And then Swan had to go and be…good. She had to protect Regina over and over again and throw herself in harms way for their son. Regina couldn’t have done that. She wouldn’t have.

That was a mark of the weak. Showing kindness and grace to your enemy? It led to crushed hearts in the stable hay.

Adventures With Cora Mills by WitchyLove14

Plot: Crackfic in which Cora is the biggest Swan Queen shipper ever.
Length: 134,000 words

“Cora… you listened to these songs?” Snow asked surprised. James was still stunned to silence, and Emma had her mouth open in disbelief.

“Go Nana!” Henry called happily from the back, making Cora smile

“Yes, I may or may not have stolen Emma’s ipod briefly… which I have to say dear, having a playlist entitled, ‘Songs to fuck Regina to’ is not tasteful.”

Regina swerved the car at her mother’s words.

“Ew gross.” Henry piped up.

Emma didn’t even bother to cover his ears; her mouth was flapping with an attempt to respond, to no avail.

“YOU HAVE A PLAYLIST?!” Regina yelled from the front.

“Emma!” Snow yelled disapprovingly before turning and facing her daughter.

“I did not need to know that.” James said.

“I know you and my daughter enjoy the occasional romp, but would it hurt to make love to her?” Cora asked unashamed from the front.

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