Characters From Gay Cartoons as Zodiac Signs (by Someone Who Only Knows Astrology From Instagram Memes)

I don’t know much about astrology, but most of my good friends are really into astrology, so I’ve been trying to learn at my own pace in the way that everyone learns things these days — by looking at memes on Instagram. What I do know a lot about is TV, especially gay TV, especially-especially animated gay TV, and so lately when I’ve been watching my favorite cartoons I’ve been meme-ing them in my head. How’d I do?


Cancer

Garnet, Steven Universe

Garnet from Steven Universe “You literally have no idea who, or what I am.”

Scorpio

Catra, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power scowls “I’m only doing this to make sure Shadow Weaver doesn’t try anything”, Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power smiling "Not because I like you." Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power smiling with a dreamy look in her eyes.

Pisces

Perfuma, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Perfuma from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power smiles “The Plumerias, like many more in Etheria, want nothing more than to live a quiet, peaceful life.” “And make cute flower hats!”

Aries

Ruby, Steven Universe

Ruby from Steven Universe with clenched fists “I am an eternal flame, baby!”

Leo

Sea Hawk, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

5. Leo - Sea Hawk from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power “I am the one and only Sea Hawk. Has my reputation preceded me?”

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Sagittarius

Finn, Adventure Time

4. Sagittarius - Finn from Adventure Time at a party “The fun will never end It’s Adventure Time!!!!!!”

Taurus

King, The Owl House

King from The Owl House wrapped in cozy towels after a bath in an aptly decorated mansion, holding a rubber duck.

Virgo

Pearl, Steven Universe

2. Virgo - Pearl from Steven Universe washing dishes “Some of us are trying to protect humanity”

Capricorn

Princess Bubblegum, Adventure Time

Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time on a megaphone “I have high standards”

Gemini

Lumpy Space Princess, Adventure Time

Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time “No, Jessica! Stop cheating on Tony with me!”

Libra

Willow, The Owl House

Willow from The Owl House “And best of all we’ve got actual friends to do the conjuring with! This is so exciting!”

Aquarius

Peridot, Steven Universe

Peridot from Steven Universe shooting “Fight me!” Peridot sad curled in a ball

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Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior writer who lives in New York City with her partner, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She's a member of the Television Critics Association, the Gay and Lesbian Entertainment Critics Association, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

Heather has written 1062 articles for us.

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