The Basics
Name | Nelson Pandela |
Age | 30 |
Location | East Midlands, England, United Kingdom, Earth |
About Me
About Me | I am a gifted musician and was hand selected by Kurt Masur to play alongside the New York Philharmonic Orchestra for two seasons, I was four months old at the time. One of my greatest success’s includes single handedly saving the Tarsier from Critically Endangered IUCN status using only the foil from a four fingered KitKat and a mitten. Over the last bank holiday Monday I built a working time machine. Now would be a good time to mention that I’m also immortal. I have a deep interest in bikram yoga, light jogging and astral projection. I successfully shut down the reactors at both Chernobyl and Fukushima. I’m a two time Taekwondo Olympic gold medallist and have been previously compared to Xena: The Warrior Princess. I farm prize winning clams and during my lunch breaks I build structurally sound feats of engineering. On Thursday’s I teach watercolour painting to underprivileged children. |
Check All That Apply | Lesbian, Queer, Femme |
Looking For | Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With, A Girlfriend, Business Contacts |
Relationship Status | In a Relationship |
Virtues | I can get the straw in a Capri Sun without spilling a drop. |
Vices | I smoke like a Russian prostitute. |
Are You Out To Your.... | Everybody |
What I Like
Favorite Books | The Help, 1984, Goodnight Mister Tom |
Favorite Movies | Submarine, Mean Girls, Iron Man trilogy, This Is England, Kidulthood, Adulthood, Ruby Sparks, Vanilla Sky, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind. |
Favorite Documentaries | Blue Planet, anything with Louis Theroux or Dawn Porter |
Favorite TV Shows | Glee, Grey’s Anatomy, The Walking Dead and of course, Family Guy. |
Favorite Music | Jakwob, Ellie Goulding, Bob Marley, Panama, Amy Winehouse, Ben Howard, Laura Marling, The Kinks, Bastille. |
Favorite Sandwich | club on Italian herbs and cheese with ranch dressing, mmm 'beetus. |
Favorite Thing to Autostraddle | Lesbosexy Sunday and anything written by Reise or Intern Grace. |
Favorite Quotes | ‘Dad, you were like a father to me.’ ‘Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind.’ |
Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com | Friday Comment Awards. |