@unicornbanditActive 3 years, 7 months ago
East Midlands, England, United Kingdom, Earth
I am a gifted musician and was hand selected by Kurt Masur to play alongside the New York Philharmonic Orchestra for two seasons, I was four months old at the time. One of my greatest success’s includes single handedly saving the Tarsier from Critically Endangered IUCN status using only the foil from a four fingered KitKat and a mitten.
Over the last bank holiday Monday I built a working time machine. Now would be a good time to mention that I’m also immortal. I have a deep interest in bikram yoga, light jogging and astral projection.
I successfully shut down the reactors at both Chernobyl and Fukushima. I’m a two time Taekwondo Olympic gold medallist and have been previously compared to Xena: The Warrior Princess. I farm prize winning clams and during my lunch breaks I build structurally sound feats of engineering.
On Thursday’s I teach watercolour painting to underprivileged children.
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Lesbian, Queer, Femme
Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With, A Girlfriend, Business Contacts
In a Relationship
I can get the straw in a Capri Sun without spilling a drop.
I smoke like a Russian prostitute.
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What I Like
The Help, 1984, Goodnight Mister Tom
Submarine, Mean Girls, Iron Man trilogy, This Is England, Kidulthood, Adulthood, Ruby Sparks, Vanilla Sky, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind.
Blue Planet, anything with Louis Theroux or Dawn Porter
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Glee, Grey’s Anatomy, The Walking Dead and of course, Family Guy.
Jakwob, Ellie Goulding, Bob Marley, Panama, Amy Winehouse, Ben Howard, Laura Marling, The Kinks, Bastille.
club on Italian herbs and cheese with ranch dressing, mmm 'beetus.
|Favorite Thing to Autostraddle||
Lesbosexy Sunday and anything written by Reise or Intern Grace.
‘Dad, you were like a father to me.’
‘Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind.’
|Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com||
Friday Comment Awards.