Nelson Pandela

The Basics


Nelson Pandela




East Midlands, England, United Kingdom, Earth

About Me

About Me

I am a gifted musician and was hand selected by Kurt Masur to play alongside the New York Philharmonic Orchestra for two seasons, I was four months old at the time. One of my greatest success’s includes single handedly saving the Tarsier from Critically Endangered IUCN status using only the foil from a four fingered KitKat and a mitten.

Over the last bank holiday Monday I built a working time machine. Now would be a good time to mention that I’m also immortal. I have a deep interest in bikram yoga, light jogging and astral projection.

I successfully shut down the reactors at both Chernobyl and Fukushima. I’m a two time Taekwondo Olympic gold medallist and have been previously compared to Xena: The Warrior Princess. I farm prize winning clams and during my lunch breaks I build structurally sound feats of engineering.

On Thursday’s I teach watercolour painting to underprivileged children.

Check All That Apply

Lesbian, Queer, Femme

Looking For

Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With, A Girlfriend, Business Contacts

Relationship Status

In a Relationship


I can get the straw in a Capri Sun without spilling a drop.


I smoke like a Russian prostitute.

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What I Like

Favorite Books

The Help, 1984, Goodnight Mister Tom

Favorite Movies

Submarine, Mean Girls, Iron Man trilogy, This Is England, Kidulthood, Adulthood, Ruby Sparks, Vanilla Sky, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind.

Favorite Documentaries

Blue Planet, anything with Louis Theroux or Dawn Porter

Favorite TV Shows

Glee, Grey’s Anatomy, The Walking Dead and of course, Family Guy.

Favorite Music

Jakwob, Ellie Goulding, Bob Marley, Panama, Amy Winehouse, Ben Howard, Laura Marling, The Kinks, Bastille.

Favorite Sandwich

club on Italian herbs and cheese with ranch dressing, mmm 'beetus.

Favorite Thing to Autostraddle

Lesbosexy Sunday and anything written by Reise or Intern Grace.

Favorite Quotes

‘Dad, you were like a father to me.’

‘Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind.’

Favorite Thing on

Friday Comment Awards.