The Basics




Wisconsin, USA

About Me

About Me

I’m a 17 year old girl with the mind of an emotionally scarred, deeply sarcastic, unique, poetry writing, cat loving, love missing, book reading, music loving, thrift store shopping, absolutly bonkers 80 year old woman. Or, so I like to think.

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I am religious…but it's a Lauren religion.


Looking For

Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, A Girlfriend

Relationship Status

Single, Forever Alone


I'm a virgin…I think that's a virtue? I hate violence, cruelty, people who tell kids that they can't do things…


Selfish at times, can be distant…I have more, but you'll find them out.

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What I Like

Favorite Books

Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, Crime and Punishment, Emma,Ask Alice, Anna Karenina, Brave New World, Catch 22, Catcher in the Rye, Good Benito, The Great Gatsby, 1984, American Psycho, Murder/detective novels, Jane Eyre, It’s Kind of a Funny Story, and many…many…maaaaany more.

Favorite Queer Books

This I don’t really know…I don’t have any I don’t think..?

Favorite Movies

Horror, The Shining, Psycho, Rear Window, The Pristege, A Very Potter Musical, Juno, WristCutters, Little Miss Sunshine, The Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, The Princess Bride, Edward Scissor Hands, Up, anything Disney/Pixar pretty much, Repo: A Genetic Opera, Ferris Beulers Day Off, Bend it Like Beckham!

Favorite Documentaries

Don’t really have any…Mothman maybe?

Favorite TV Shows

Bones, Criminal Minds, Phinius and Ferb, Strange Sex!!!!

Favorite Music

Dirty Pretty Things, Declan O’Rourke, The Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie, Dead Kennedys, The Doors, Billie Holiday, Duffy, The Dead Weather, Radiohead, Audioslave, Imogen Heap, Florence and the Machine, Jeff Buckley, Tom Waits, Hot Hot Heat, Rufus Wainwright, Johnny Cash, Flatfoot 56, Flogging Molly, Dashboard Confessional, Company Of Theives, Daphne Loves Derby, Colin Hay, Cage The Elephant, Bright Eyes, Brandi Carlile, Brett Dennen, BON IVER, The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, Band Of Horses, Ben Folds, Ben Harper, Iron and Wine, Regina Spektor

Favorite Sandwich

Grilled cheese from Glas (favourite coffee shop here, come meet me and I'll take you there)

Favorite Thing to Autostraddle


Favorite Writers

Ken Kesey, Dean Koontz, Nicholson Baker, Poe, Cummings, JK Rowling, Nick Cave, Lauren Shakley, Lemony Snikket (shut up he rocks), Oscar Wilde, Jane Austin, Charlotte Bronte, Emily Bronte, Poets in general,