The Basics




Columbus, OH

About Me

About Me

My favorite things are bright colors, loud music, cats, non-human primates, and the shape of words on the tongue; I’m sort of like a toddler aged up. I had the best summer of my life, and am now doing exciting things like learning to drive and living on whiskey and hot cider and dreams.

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Bisexual, Queer


Jim Henson

Relationship Status


What I Like

Favorite Books

American Gods, Ariel, Atlas of the Human Heart, The Bell Jar, Color: The Natural History of a Palette, every Nan Goldin collection printed, ever, Good-bye, Chunky Rice, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Just Kids, Last Chance to See, Pigtopia, Sassafras, Cypress & Indigo, Sunshine

Favorite Queer Books

Annie On My Mind, Fun Home, A Single Man

Favorite TV Shows

Being Human (UK), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Community, Jim Henson’s The Storyteller, The Muppet Show, Party Down, Spaced, Veronica Mars

Favorite Music

A metric fuckton of local bands, Best Coast, Bikini Kill, Dresden Dolls, Gogol Bordello, Hole, LCD Soundsystem, Le Tigre, The National, Nirvana, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Monkees, The Raincoats, Sleater-Kinney, Thao & The Get Down Stay Down, TV on the Radio, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Favorite Sandwich

Grilled cheese that makes me feel swanky – awesome bread, interesting cheese, some sort of extra-step tomato soup, and the term "griddled"

Favorite Quotes

“And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust” – Gregory Corso

Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com

The “Is this where the whiskey comes from?” kitten/everything ever

Favorite Writers

Amy Hempel, Ariel Gore, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Stephen Dunn (thanks to Autostraddle), Sylvia Plath