The Basics





About Me

About Me

Religion major/theonerd. I love me some Jesus. I’m a musician and I play percussion (i.e. mallets), drumz, and guitar(z). I’m a step above super sarcastic. I consider myself classically educated (Latin, Greek, Great Books, rhetoric, etc.), pretentious, Christian, and a mega-queer lady-lover. I spent my last four years in Michigan earning my BA, and I’m currently in Durham being a housewife for my lovely girlfriend and our little furbaby.

Check All That Apply

Lesbian, Gay, Queer


Team Jesus





Looking For

Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet

Relationship Status

In a Relationship


Funny-ish, Theo-know-it-all, Biblical Languages = CHECK, Musical Skillz, Entertainment Value


Over rated, passive aggressive, narcotic addiction (totes legal, though), enigmatic, statistics need not apply; I'm above them.

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What I Like

Favorite Books

Fight Club, The Prophets, Animal Farm, 1984, Pygmy, The Abolition of Man, The Politics of Jesus, The Cost of Discipleship, The Praise of Folly, Julius Exclusis, A Modest Proposal, Paradise Lost, Pedagogy of the Oppressed

Favorite Queer Books

Fight Club, Gender Trouble, Torah Queeries, Stonewall: The Riots That Sparked the Gay Revolution, The Manly Eunuch

Favorite Movies

Fight Club, Up!, Elena Undone, Crash, Little Miss Sunshine, Pulp Fiction, Band of Brothers

Favorite Documentaries

American Experience (all, srsly), Frontline, NOVA

Favorite TV Shows

Weeds, United States of Tara, Grey’s Anatomy (I’m sorry), The Office (U.S. & U.K. -TYVM), It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Modern Family, Parks & Recreation, Dexter, Rome

Favorite Music

mewithoutYou, Emery, Semisonic, Mumford and Sons, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Tegan and Sara, Uh Huh Her, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, The Civil Wars, Sia, Mozart, David Crowder (Band), Kings of Leon, Manchester Orchestra, The Envy Corps, Sufjan Stevens, Antoine Dufour, Andy McKee, Eisley, Kaki King, Paolo Nutini, Flobots, Eisley, Band of Skulls

Favorite Sandwich

Your Mom

Favorite Thing to Autostraddle

My girlfran.

Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com

Julie & Brandy & Everyone.
+ Real L Word recaps make my heart smile.
I-n-d-e-p-e-n-t. Forevz.

Favorite Writers

Chuck Palahniuk, Abraham J. Heschel, Erasmus, Andrew Sullivan, Thomas Merton, John Howard Yoder, David Sedaris, George to-the Orwell, C. S. Lewis, Augustine, Dietrich Boenhoffer, Shane Claiborne, James Orbinski