The Basics




Seattle, Washington/Redondo Beach, CA

About Me

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Lesbian, Boi


Fuck it, dude. Let's go bowling.


Looking For

Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends to Make Out With, Business Contacts

Relationship Status

Single, Pining


Intelligence, self-deprecating humor, loyalty, a heart of gold


laziness, awkwardness, and a propensity for tall tales

Are You Out To Your....

Members(s) of Extended Family, Everybody

What I Like

Favorite Books

One Hundred Years of Solitude, Slaughterhouse-Five, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Favorite Queer Books

Fun Home, anything by Ariel Schrag

Favorite Movies

The Big Lebowski, Jurassic Park, Being John Malkovich

Favorite Documentaries

Exit Through The Gift Shop

Favorite TV Shows

Firefly, Arrested Development, The X-Files

Favorite Music

The Smiths, The Decemberists, Radiohead Beck, Nick Drake, New Order, The Clash, The Pixies, Fever Ray, Rilo Kiley

Favorite Sandwich

Grilled cheese and tomato. Mmmmmmm

Favorite Thing to Autostraddle

A bicycle!

Favorite Quotes

“I guess that’s the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin’ itself.”

Favorite Thing on


Favorite Writers

Kurt Vonnegut