Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” video premiered today and holy mother of christ (hey speak of the devil…) (HEY! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL) is this some intense sh*t. The recap’ll drop later today but in the meantime, I’ve got a few feelings, and I’m sure you do too. Let’s discuss.

“It’s a tiny tiny tiny fraction of our population, one or two percent has this particular orientation and they dominate, dominate, dominate the news, it’s amazing.”