The Kind Of Sex We’re Talking About Today, Part One: Sploshing

Hello there doe-eyed friend, this post isn't safe for work, unless you work from home on your sofa in some cutoffs eating yogurt that's four days beyond its purported "best by" date, like some of us. Moving on, do you have sex? What kind of sex do you have? What kind of sex are you talking about today? Today we're talking about this kind of sex. This is our story.

Autostraddle Office Email, 1:05 PM
Hannah: Was going to suggest that we talk about the booby bouncy castle at the Museum of Sex until I realized it was already linked in NSFW Sunday. However, due to my proximity to said bouncy castle, I am still probably gonna go jump around in a room full of inflated boobies. If anybody wants to hear about it, I will likely want to talk about it.

Elena: I am jealous of your proximity to MoSex. I had a friend bring me back a tube of the Helmut Newton lipstick.

Riese: I have learned a lot of really neat-o things at the Museum of Sex, like for example sploshing.

Hannah: Googlin...

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Laneia is the Executive Editor and founding member of Autostraddle, and you're the reason she's here. She's 37, has two kids, two dogs, one cat, one Megan, and some personal essays.

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