The Kind Of Sex We’re Talking About Today, Part One: Sploshing

Hello there doe-eyed friend, this post isn't safe for work, unless you work from home on your sofa in some cutoffs eating yogurt that's four days beyond its purported "best by" date, like some of us. Moving on, do you have sex? What kind of sex do you have? What kind of sex are you talking about today? Today we're talking about this kind of sex. This is our story.

Autostraddle Office Email, 1:05 PM
Hannah: Was going to suggest that we talk about the booby bouncy castle at the Museum of Sex until I realized it was already linked in NSFW Sunday. However, due to my proximity to said bouncy castle, I am still probably gonna go jump around in a room full of inflated boobies. If anybody wants to hear about it, I will likely want to talk a...

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