An office low on light and high on disgruntled employees and killer robots.. and doughnuts.
I roll around an office on a computer chair, occasionally ricocheting off walls and causing fast-paced trolley persons to explode by running into bushes. Some of my signature phrases include ‘suck swivel, scumbag!’.
I was one of the best things about the 90s. Not gonna lie.
(sidenote: changed profile picture may make this whole ‘About Me’ lose substantial relevance as it’s all about a great computer game from the 90s tbh)
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Lesbian, Gay, Queer
They see me rollin'… they hatin'.
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Member(s) of Immediate Family, Members(s) of Extended Family, Close Friends, All Friends, School/Work, It's Complicated
What I Like
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‘They see me rollin’, they hatin’ ‘
My own. I’m quite the quotable guy.
‘Suck swivel, scumbag’
‘Eat staples, electrode breath’
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My super rolley computer chair, obvs.