After eleventy hundred years of being pregnant, Daya finally has her baby.
Piper and Alex break up, Pennsatucky breaks down, and Ms. Rosa makes a cameo!
In which things start falling apart.
Leanne’s Amish roots come to light as she hammers out the tenants of Normaism, a rabbi arrives to test Jewish Black Cindy and the others about their newfound Jewish faith, and Suzanne’s legion of admirers grows.
Ruby Rose, the results are in and you are NOT THE FATHER!
Strong brews for everybody!
Chang has a lot of secrets. The main one is she’s a total badass!
Piper and Alex make plans to be stereotypical lesbeans! Black Cindy gets some new curls. Flaca starts a feelings-war with her homegirls in the kitchen. And everyone fills out their E-Harmony profile together!
“Yes, I’ve been ousted from Internet retirement by the sweet harkening of a fellow bulldyke on TV. And truly, I was not disappointed.”
Poussey and Taystee hold a funeral to honor the books martyred in the Conflagration of Three Days Ago. Piper and Alex have more hate sex. And Nicky self-destructs.
Daya’s STILL pregnant. We shouldn’t ever douche with Lysol or let the bed bugs out of our chia poons. Also, sex stuff happened. Bring enough snacks for the group and get in here!
IT’S HERE. WE’RE ALL HERE TOGETHER AND IT’S HERE.