If you are seeking wise, wholesome advice about heartbreak, this is admittedly not the right place to find it today.
You’d be surprised the kind of memories that can be sparked by a simple phrase or even by the look and feel of a book.
While recovering from being cheated on, you’re honestly best off bingeing unscripted cooking series or documentaries about serial killers or just not watching TV at all and instead playing The Sims, where you can create your own fantastical world where nobody cheats and where if they do there are immediate consequences.
How many cups of tea does it take to get to the center of what’s really wrong? A lot.
Here’s a secret: The best parties actually have no occasion attached (sometimes the occasion is that you feel dead inside).
Bear with me here.
Fill your space with candles, because sometimes you just need to watch something burn.
Once you start going to karaoke every week, you can process your emotions in real-time via song just like a character in a movie musical.
Listening to the same song on a ceaseless loop is intensely satisfying.
If you’re going to be emotionally raw for the rest of the day, why not surround yourself with devastatingly beautiful art to cauterize those wounds?
Nothing lasts forever.
Just eat whatever the fuck you want for breakfast.
Is it cold to ignore or avoid someone from your past when you cross paths? Maybe! Does it also often feel a whole lot better than engaging? Hell yeah!
Restaurant shirts are basically the same as band shirts — spread the word.
Let them know you’re looking!