For Your Consideration: Eating Seafood With Your Hands
Over the past four years, I fell in love, traveled many places, had my heart broken, unraveled. I also ate a lot of seafood platters. Here are some of them.
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For Your Consideration: 30 Slightly Unhinged Post-Breakup Activities That Aren’t Actually That Bad
Embrace a little chaos without getting in trouble with your therapist.
For Your Consideration: Asking for Directions
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it is perfectly fine and legal to ask someone for directions when you are lost.
For Your Consideration: Changing Associations After a Breakup
For when wiping the slate completely clean isn’t really an option.
For Your Consideration: This Stupid F*cking Juice
This cold-pressed, organic, lacto-fermented, natural, biodynamic, raw juice is the answer to all my problems, surely.
For Your Consideration: Chaos Journaling
It’s like bullet journaling except not at all!
For Your Consideration: Make the Bisque
Become a kitchen top, even if just for one day.
For Your Consideration: Read Your Enemy’s Horoscope
If you are seeking wise, wholesome advice about heartbreak, this is admittedly not the right place to find it today.
For Your Consideration: Revisiting The Books You Loved in Middle School
You’d be surprised the kind of memories that can be sparked by a simple phrase or even by the look and feel of a book.
For Your Consideration: What (Not) to Watch After You’ve Been Cheated On
While recovering from being cheated on, you’re honestly best off bingeing unscripted cooking series or documentaries about serial killers or just not watching TV at all and instead playing The Sims, where you can create your own fantastical world where nobody cheats and where if they do there are immediate consequences.
For Your Consideration: Drinking Just Way Too Much Tea
How many cups of tea does it take to get to the center of what’s really wrong? A lot.
For Your Consideration: Throwing a Highly Specific Themed Party For No Particular Reason
Here’s a secret: The best parties actually have no occasion attached (sometimes the occasion is that you feel dead inside).
For Your Consideration: For Your Consideration
Bear with me here.
For Your Consideration: Candles
Fill your space with candles, because sometimes you just need to watch something burn.
For Your Consideration: Weekly Karaoke
Once you start going to karaoke every week, you can process your emotions in real-time via song just like a character in a movie musical.
For Your Consideration: Repeat One
Listening to the same song on a ceaseless loop is intensely satisfying.
For Your Consideration: Devastating Art When You’re Devastated
If you’re going to be emotionally raw for the rest of the day, why not surround yourself with devastatingly beautiful art to cauterize those wounds?
For Your Consideration: Buying Another Houseplant That You Know Will Die
Nothing lasts forever.
For Your Consideration: Breakfast Pasta
Just eat whatever the fuck you want for breakfast.
For Your Consideration: Ignoring Someone You Run Into
Is it cold to ignore or avoid someone from your past when you cross paths? Maybe! Does it also often feel a whole lot better than engaging? Hell yeah!