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This is...you can't make a meal with this roundup. We've got cookies, gravy, cake, pasta, sausage balls and two separate and very different alcoholic beverages. Okay, like, you could make this a meal but I have questions if you do that and don't add anything else. Why are the only options straight whiskey or grasshoppers (lactose intolerant arsenic, basically) and WHAT DOES THE GRAVY GO ON. What this is, however, is a pick-your-own-adventure of the senior team's fave recipes for the holigays. And what this is REALLY about as opposed to anything you could use to build a meal, is what we consider ours and what we consider worth shar...
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