If I pitch my tent here will a bear eat me?

We’re also going to talk more about Ellen and a super badass gay judge, and maybe a baby fox.

Whitney’s Team Pick: If you watch Girl/Girl Scene, I promise you’ll see: 1.) Hot ladies. 2.) Hot ladies. 3.) Hot ladies doing it.

Julio Torres’ Fantasmas is very queer from Julia Fox as Mrs. Claus to Patti Harrison as a goldfish to an incredible — and very hot?? — customer service top off between Alexa Demie and Ziwe.

The new Prime Video / Freevee Christmas movie “Exmas” is a stirring tribute to the power of turtlenecks in Minnesota with a lesbian character who should be the star but unfortunately she isn’t because heterosexuality rules the world.

It’s three days until you can get legally married in California, so you had better get all your feelings about the bourgeois upper-middle class heteronormative paradigm out now, before they have to come out in couples therapy later on. While you’re here you can check out an infographic on Lady Gaga, find out which person you have possibly heard of came out this week, mourn the passing of Portland’s only lesbian bar, and celebrate BABIES with NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

The show with the most chaotic bisexual energy should have featured a lot more bisexual chaos.

The ears on that dog! The dog under those ears!

We are still here and there is still so much good in the world! Here are things to watch on a screen from your home — including Bad Bunny, Lizzo, and Trixie Mattel. Happy Sunday, babes!

This is not a lesbian film. It is merely a film starring two women bursting with sexuality. And when I was 14 it was my favorite film of all time.

I’m pleased to report that series two, which landed this week on Channel 4, is just as irreverent, just as uproarious, just as unpredictable as series one.

This film explores some of my favorite themes all in one glossy, campy, self-aware package: misandry, women being extremely gay together, principled revenge, and the triumph of aught culture.

Is there room in your boat, Anne Shirley?

Not into all the transphobia that radfems have to offer? Enter the Radfem Scorpion!

And I don’t know how else to say this but ugh… for Lesbian Visibility Week, they invited Jennifer Beals to the White House??

Forty hours of podcasts, musical numbers, and ice coffee stops later, and I’ve successfully made the painstaking move from Los Angeles to Orlando, Florida.

Disney has a lot to answer for.

Girls are always asking me for advice on various coming out situations, and I don’t always know how to answer them. Perhaps you, dear reader, would like to take a swing at it?

There are so many good obscure lesbian movies! Take this quiz to find out which one you should watch.

The Six Chicks? The mere premise of wanting to skip from 13 to 30? There’s a reason this iconic film connected with me so deeply when I was a closeted preteen.