“i feel like one of the best parts of getting older is learning new and surprising things about yourself, like how hot older slytherin women are”

“isn’t anyone going to speak out against rachel for saying all men should be castrated and set on fire ???????”

Is there anything like spending a rainy day in bed wearing pajamas? How do you feel about puff pastry? Misandry feelings? What are some good happy/fun book ideas for your LGBT book club? Find the answers to these questions and more, inside this very post!

Happy haunted holigays!

It’s the second issue of the best little behind-the-scenes newsletter EVER.

“everyone act medium”

My niche skill is terrifying men on the subway. Let me know if you need details.

“Lol yes just got off work and ready for dyke shit”

“When I send my Macbook out to sea, do you think I should say “Go with God, Crispy” like Maggie Smith does in “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit,” or “Boom, Mr. Longbottom!” like Maggie Smith does in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2″?”

“Just tried a paleo/gluten free baked good because the cute coffee shop girl said they were good, but they were gross. Feeling very betrayed right now.”

“Is “Puzzle Box” central to Hellraiser?”

“ANYWAY YEAH come get a scorpion!”

“You know how to make a point like no other laneia, and it is literally a joy every time”

“In other, lighter news I want to share with everyone that there is a segment of a hot dog on the section of our roof that we can see from the bedroom window.”