It’s commonly agreed that Corporate Pride™ is the worst. But here’s a hot take: sometimes we all want to be the worst. That’s why I’m offering you a unique opportunity to spend 5 minutes getting all the evil consumerist urges you’ve ever experienced out of your system to discover which bastion of capitalist exploitation you'd be in your worst nightmares!
Be bad, be greedy, be unscrupulous. But most importantly, do it all at 2.5mph while topless gay men gyrate around you!
Which Corporate Pride Float Are You?
How many rainbows is enough rainbows?(Required)
Pick your pride anthem:(Required)
ABBA - Gimme Gimme Gimme
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