No Filter Goes To The Carnival With Ellen Page, Wins You A Stuffed Animal

Hello and welcome back to No Filter, a sociological experiment in which we pay a lot of attention to other celebrities in hopes it will make Evan Rachel Wood jealous so she will eventually get an Instagram account. Our eyes will meet across a crowded newsfeed, we’ll smile awkwardly. Our hands will brush against each other as we tentatively double click, we’ll smile shyly. Before we know it we’ll be following each other for all eternity, I can just feel it. In the meantime, I don’t know what’s going on with me but I mostly enjoyed sultry selfies of celebrities this week. Here are some of them:


"City view" hotel room if u climb up on this 3ft tall shelf & peer over the 32nd floor shrubbery." #poltergeist

A photo posted by Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) on


Carmen Esposito takes in the view.


golf

OK so for whatever reason Ellen Page’s Instagram doesn’t embed so I always have to post a screenshot but please click on this screenshot in order to watch a video of her playing fucking whack-a-mole. This is a very specific interest I didn’t know I had until just now.


Straight stuntin' today

A photo posted by Ruby Rose (@rubyrose) on


I just thought you might like this picture of Ruby Rose today.


There is not a crucifix emoji.

A photo posted by St. Vincent (@st_vincent) on


For those of you not keeping track, Annie Clark is busy waiting tables at her family’s new Mexican restaurant in Dallas. We’re trying to peer pressure Yvonne into going so we can combine her love of tacos and taco-related activities with my love of celebrity gossip, but so far no dice.


Jasika Nicole made her wife Claire this INSANELY AMAZING shirt and their dog Rosie feels awfully smug about it.


Salt water hair.

A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on


You kids like these guys, right?


#tbt to prom w/ @childishgambino (we are not really at prom)

A photo posted by angel haze? (@angxlhxze) on


Angel Haze makes some amazing faces.


Found a guitar I can finally play!!! ? #girlstuff #rockforwomen

A photo posted by Screaming Females (@official_screamales) on


We haven’t had Marissa Paternoster in No Filter before but here she is finally learning how to play guitar.



Jenny Owen Youngs, giving you the ol’ eye. Jenny knows things.


Join us next week, when Jasika Nicole will craft you a button-down shirt with a print of Tegan’s bedhead on it with her bare hands.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

Stef has written 446 articles for us.

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