Happy Valentine's Day! This year we got you something better than flowers or vegan chocolates or ethical jewelry — we got you a list of Autostraddle's most eligible bachelorettes! We've asked them all the important things: star sign, Hogwarts house, and opinions on the greatest cereal ever created. Prepare to get your socks charmed off by eight of our single staffers, listed below in alphabetical order by first name. Feel free to woo them in the comments or send them messages via Autostraddle Social.
Gender Identity and/or Gender Presentation
Non binary femme prince
Good teeth, a willingness to help me wash the dishes after I graciously offer to cook for you, someone who doesn't expect me to wear heels if they aren't also wearing uncomfortable shoes, and a better short-term memory than me.
If my cats don't like you after two visit...
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