J.K. Rowling Is Writing A New Book, Try Not To Pee Your Pants

Intern Grace’s Team Pick:

J.K Rowling, the writing goddess who bequeathed the Harry Potter series on mankind, is writing a new, not-Harry Potter book. Give yourself a moment to make sure you’re still breathing. Are you good? Ok.

Her people announced this morning that Rowling has a deal for new book that’s going to be for an adult audience, and that’s basically all anyone is saying. Her website is apparently under construction until spring, but it has been updated with little tiny crumbs of information, like “further details will be announced later in the year,” which will be like, December if the timing of the Pottermore release was any indication.

Also this picture was posted:

I hope this is the actual name.

So descriptive!

There’s also a note from the author, which mysteriously says, “While I have loved writing it just as much, my next book will be very different from the Harry Potter series,” which either means it’s a Hermione/Ginny fanfic or a murder mystery where the reader has to figure out what the book is about before their favorite author kills off more beloved characters.


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  1. I’m wondering if “very different from the Harry Potter series” means that she’s going to be changing genres. Like maybe this new one will be more mainstream literary fiction, i.e. “no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations.”

  2. OH MY GOD YES, all of my feelings from when I was 17 and book 7 came out just flooded back

    oh and also of the upmost importance, WHY CAN’T I ACCESS POTTERMORE YET? IT HAS BEEN MONTHS :(

    • Its really not that great. I logged onto a friends because I’d been insanely jealous of this superawesomespecial thing, and I was off after five minutes of poking around.

  3. To be perfectly honest, my main feeling is that I wish everyone would calm down.

    I’m a huge Harry Potter fan, and nerd. JK Rowling and her series played a huge part in my life, and I am incredibly grateful for that. BUT. I also know that the books were not exactly bastions of elegant prose. She was not a terrible writer by any means, but she also wasn’t particularly great. She was good ENOUGH to successfully illustrate her much more impressive (though far from perfect) universe-building skills. And in YA fiction, pretty-okay works. It works in ways that it does not work in general fiction/fiction aimed at adults. This novel’s already getting all kinds of maniacal excitement, and I’m very skeptical of her ability to write well enough for it to warrant that.

    I will read it, of course. Everyone will. She could slap her name on ANYTHING and people would jump on it. (*coughPottermorecough*) But this blind, bandwagon-y squee makes me a little crazy, in the same way that it made me crazy when people tried to argue that the HP books were paragons of literary excellence. I love Harry Potter. But I also love literature. So this book won’t get any fannish glee from me until I can actually see how the writing is.

    • Hi. Um, could I please marry you? Cause everything you said and been saying it for years and crazy fannish censure and and and

      basically, yes.

      • There is nothing more validating than having ladyhomos support my FEELINGS about JK and HP and all of this.

        <3 <3 <3

    • I also kind of feel this way, but I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt because I really want it to be good. I’m usually pretty cynical about things like this, but I feel like if she was a strong enough writer to invent Harry Potter, she deserves a fair shot at adult lit.

      I hope it doesn’t suck, though. That would be so disappointing.

    • Well said! I do feel that her actual writing skill improved over the course of the series (no shock there, really). She has a real knack for tying up loose ends – often in ways that are just too pat, but in that genre it works.

      At this point, I think she almost has to jump genres. I hope she finds one she likes. She does have a knack for envisioning complex characters, even if she only shows us bits of them – often there’s more character depth than we expect. I think she could focus on that and give us something pretty interesting. :)

    • I have a secret. A deep, dark, dirty, embarrassing secret.

      I never finished reading the HP series. I got partway through the third book and stopped there. I’ve seen bits and pieces of the movies but never in their entirety.

      I realize that this will probably get me banned from AS and I’ll have to relinquish my lesbian membership card.

      *Walk of shame*

      • I too have only read up to the third book. I always wanted to finish the series but just haven’t got around to it.

      • I read the first book, and I didn’t think it was that great…I read a LOT of young adult fantasy as a kid, and this was not that different from everything else I read. But my friends told me that the second one was better, so I read that one too, and I felt the same way. But my friends told me the third one was AMAZING so I read that one too. And then I gave up.

    • speaking of pottermore WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THAT SHIT? still waiting for my invite jk, it’s 2012

    • well, “elegant prose” is only one of the qualities that can make a good book (and by the way, was so not the point of harry potter). she’s great at coming up with new worlds and characters and drawing the reader into them, and i think that’s just as impressive as a fancy writing style.

      i’m super excited to read her new book.

    • i’m so worried about it not being good because she really not a crazily genius incredible writer but i love her so much and i have so much nostalgia and feels about harry potter AND FUCK WHAT IF IT IS BAD THEN I WON’T LIKE HER AS MUCH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  4. Ohhh, I sort of hoped she’d go the sneaky pseudonym route. I liked the idea that her other books were already out there and that she was the real J T Leroy or something. Although, that would be disturbing so not that.

  5. Am I the only one who thought after the last of the Potter books came out and she was giving kind of odd inteviews and stuff that maybe she went a little..Umm..What’s the word I’m looking for..Bat-shit crazy? So this “new book” has me a wee bit frightened

  6. She could write a book about a dyslexic hippo that masturbates in the baby clothes section of Target, and I would still read it.

  7. I feel bad for her because even if it is wildly different from Harry Potter, everyone will want and expect another Harry Potter book. They will then leave bad reviews because it’s not Harry Potter.

    • That’s why I think she’s gonna write in a very, very different genre. It would be hard to justify arguing that, say, a police procedural about a hardboiled detective isn’t enough like Harry Potter. Not that I think that’s what she’s writing. :)

    • This.
      I just read something about Joyce Carol Oates trying to publish something under a pseudonym after she was already an established author, allegedly in order to get a more honest appraisal… I get why J.K. would want to carry her popularity over to a new project, but I wonder if she won’t be burned by it?


  9. Hm well I agree with the whole sentiment that the Harry Potter series isn’t exactly high literature, but honestly is it supposed to be? More than anything its the characters and themes and setting that really got people. I started the books at eleven and my favorite thing to do was to make up my own things that could be happening in the Potterverse. Beyond that she got a whole generation of kids reading something that is for anyone of any gender, not this Twilight I really-need-a-bf nonsense. So I’m cautiously optimistic for this new book.

  10. I’m not really with the harry potter is bad literature group and similar…I mean, she changed the lives of thousands (if not millions) of people and united them through books. (I understand that doesn’t actually change the level of literature but to me it does and everything about HP is simply gorgeous.)
    And the fact that there’s a strong AND three dimensional female main character in all of the books. And that Jk Rowling said that Dumbledore was gay and didn’t apologize for it afterwards.

    • I agree. I’ve studied literature for a really long time. No one gives books the “literary merit” badge until years after they are published. 100 years from now, English Lit majors are going to have to take courses in Harry Potter and they will bitch about it in the same way we bitch about reading Shakespeare. The pretentious hipsters of the future will sit around in coffee shops and discuss the symbolism of Hermione’s overbite and Malfoy’s character development.


        • I totally agree with you. I loooove the Harry Potter books but to compare J.K. Rowling with Shakespeare goes too far. J.K. Rowling has a nice and interesting writing style, but the reason for her success is the brilliant world she thought of, not necessarily the way in which she presented it. Sure she’s great but Shakespeare was a genius and is without doubt one of the most famous and respected writers of all time.
          And to be honest i’m not that keen on her new book. I’ve read a lot of books in these 17 years of my life and i think that without the brilliant storyline and characters the book might just end up to be one of the many and not stand out or live up to the expectations. and the expectations are certainly high, so it’s gonna be a real challenge to live up to that.
          She gave so many people a world where they can escape to and taught people what really matters in life, how to be brave and that our choices show who we truly are. The problem is that we all love it so much because we fell in love with that world, which she described beautifully, not because of her ingenious writing.

        • Oh, obviously I am not comparing them as authors (did I mention I studied literature for a very long time? I realize Shakespeare and Harry Potter are not the same, haha). I just think it’s weird how people don’t appreciate new books because they aren’t “classics” yet. Everything was new once.

      • THANK YOU THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO ARGUE FOR YEARS NOW whenever people criticize hp but I could never find the words for it
        I wonder what’s the meaning of Hermione’s overbite…

  11. I’m going to print out that book jacket and start carrying it around just to see how many people ask me about it.
    “What are you reading?”
    “Oh, just the new book by J.K. Rowling.”
    So many people will pee themselves and it’ll be all my fault.

  12. If that’s another boy-centered story, I’m not excited. Her writing is not good enough to override my bias.

  13. i think her best bet is to write something funny. that was always the biggest strength of harry potter to me, the vaguely pratchett-y flavor of the dialogue and all the little throwaway jokes

  14. I didn’t really make it past the first paragraph. I saw new JK Rowling book and was so excited, so confused, so scared…

  15. Too many feels to articulately describe my feels right now. I found out last night, didn’t sleep a wink.

  16. ……too many feelings to articulate.

    I’m super excited for this book. I keep joking to my roommate that it’s going to be a supernatural harlequin romance novel — my idea of the polar opposite of Harry Potter.

    Whatever it is, I’ll read it. I don’t care if it’s a Western adventure novel. Actually, that might be really cool.

    Oh, the possibilities…

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