I Am Excited About My Future And This President Won’t Change That: A List

We have a new president-elect and I will be honest, I am scared. My immediate reaction is to hide for the next four years. But the thing is that my life — and yours, dear reader — will hopefully be much longer than the next four years. And while hope is not a strategy for creating change, sometimes we aren’t always trying to strategize, sometimes we’re just trying to survive. Our future president may try and succeed to take away a lot of my rights, but he cannot take away my future. I am magical and my future is bright. You are magical and your future is bright. We’re going to struggle and fight, and we shouldn’t have to, but we will. And our futures will remain bright because of our work. I think that’s beautiful. I’m excited about my future. I’m a little nervous also, but I’m more excited than nervous, because just as the seasons change, our president will as well. Things may not get better under him, in fact, they may get worse. But one day, and maybe even some days in the next four years, there will be beauty and excitement in our lives.  

So! Here’s a list of 41 things that make me so fucking excited because my future is big and bright and beautiful and I can’t wait.

  1. Getting a Ph.D. and writing a book no one will read
  2. Wearing academic regalia and taking selfies in the bathroom
  3. Volunteering with the Girl Scouts
  4. My Christmas tree getting tackier and tackier every year
  5. Making out with cuties in the grass
  6. Watching the rain out my windows and pretending I’m in a music video
  7. Being middle-aged and gossiping on the porch with QTPOC friends
  8. Having a million foster children
  9. Getting sweaty at hundreds of queer dance parties
  10. Seasons changing
  11. Planting fruit trees and growing vegetables in my front yard to share with my neighbors
  12. Staying up too late to party at Klub Deer year after year after year after year
  13. Perfecting the dad joke
  14. Leaving my Diva Cup and dildos in the dish drying rack
  15. My cats growing up and actually using the litter box (debatable)
  16. Posing with every statue on the University of Texas at Austin’s campus
  17. Being in someone’s gay wedding and maybe one day having one of my own (???)
  18. Forgetting about Peeps and then remembering them when Easter comes around
  19. Sleeping outdoors
  20. Buying new stationary
  21. Decorating my jean jackets with pins and patches
  22. Filling up a home with books and plants and candles and love
  23. Actually reading all the books that I buy
  24. One day visiting Obama’s Presidential Library
  25. Going to small humans’ softball games and dance recitals
  26. Queer sex
  27. Listening to Prairie Home Companion
  28. Road trips
  29. Building my collection of baseball caps
  30. Friday nights in with face masks and The Crown
  31. Painting my nails black
  32. Marathoning The Lord of the Rings yearly
  33. Blue Ivy Carter’s 16th birthday
  34. Swimming in the nude
  35. Meeting Joe Biden one day
  36. The first woman president
  37. The first woman of color president
  38. The first trans president
  39. The first non-binary president
  40. The first trans woman of color president
  41. Having a themed BBQ in 4 years to celebrate the end of this presidency

Alaina is a 20-something working on a PhD in Performance as Public Practice. They are a mom to three cats, they listen to a lot of NPR and musicals, and they spend a lot of time on Pinterest lusting over studio apartments. They are actively trying to build A Brand on twitter @alainamonts. One day, they will be First Lady of the United States.

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35 Comments

  1. Why is queer sex and nude swimming not in the top ten? Perfecting dad jokes should be number two! I will make my own list. It will make me more positive. What an amazing list 🙂

    My list of things to look forward to and be excited about.

    1. I will finish my degree. 2. Getting a cat or two. Maybe a dog also. 3. New scientific discoveries! 4.Pot might be legal in Texas. 5. Finally being able to just be myself without fear one day.

  2. I seriously doubt I’m every going to achieve #23 on your list because I have over 200 books on my shelf and goddammit I KEEP BUYING MORE (mostly because people keep writing them! Damn you, writers!).

    • I 100% needed this list in my life. I’ve just been repeating to myself that one day I will live in a house and have money for rent and make a home with my wife where we grow idk, shit like chives and mint on our windowsill. We’ll have a lil cat and i’ll also write a book no one will read and have an email signature that is SO LONG because of all of my accomplishments it will look gross. No stupid ass cheeto man can take that from me.

  3. I also marathon Lord of the Rings every year! Well, every other year. Every other OTHER year is Harry Potter, even though the movies always disappoint me. This winter, it’s on.

    I am looking forward to…
    – Getting gay-married to my love next year. <3
    – All the dogs I will pet.
    – Watching the small ones in my family grow up.
    – How this disasterous political climate will hopefully bring us all closer together, make the gay bars about community again, strengthen ties between oppressed groups, and bring the bigots into the sunlight where they can burn like the vampires they are. 🙂 #StrongerTogether

  4. Beautiful.

    My list includes
    – seeing if the deer resistant tulip bulbs I planted last month are also squirrel resistant
    – the two pots of daffodil bulbs currently wrapped I paper at the back of my fridge (they should be ready to bloom in late Feb/ early March, just when I’ve given up on spring ever coming.
    – crafts with neices and nephews
    – I had a great job interview yesterday!!!!!!!

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