‘Bluey’ Hinted That Lesbian Cartoon Dogs Could Theoretically Exist, Bigots are Mad

Bluey’s Classmate Has Two Mums, Bigots Are Rabid

Bluey, Pretzel and one of the terriers sit in the classroom, threatening family values

THIS IS WHAT THEY’RE AFRAID OF. LOOK AT HIM.

Imagine being so bad at minding your own business that a cartoon chihuahua named Pretzel saying the word “mums” made you lose your entire goddamned mind. Couldn’t be me. But the homophobes are back at it, accusing gay people of ruining TV shows and family values instead of just moving on with their lives, because of one (1) word on the popular children’s cartoon Bluey. Some chihuahuas have two mums, Karen, get over it!

What’s hilarious is, it would be very easy to miss or misinterpret this. They didn’t even show the mums! And I’ve heard plenty of British and Australian people call their singular mother “mums” in an affectionate way. If a parent just had Bluey on for their child and wasn’t sitting down and actively watching, there’s a big chance they would have missed it entirely. It probably went over most kids’ heads. But the kids with two mums probably noticed, and that’s who it was really for.

Bluey is arguably a perfect show. It’s wholesome and pure and sweet and Australian. If you somehow didn’t end up on Bluey-tok like I did, Bluey is about an imaginative and curious seven-year-old dog (a blue heeler, to be specific) named Bluey and her family. In most of the short episodes, Bluey learns a lesson or goes on an adventure or tells a story and it’s all very cute and magical. It’s the kind of show I would have tricked the kids I babysat into watching in the subtle ways I used to trick them OUT of watching shows like Cocomelon (which I hated) and Yo Gabba Gabba (which stressed me out.) This trick was much easier on the DVR because they couldn’t read and I could just tell them I couldn’t find it. “All I can find is the Backyardigans or Wonderpets, kiddo!” I don’t have young kids I babysit or visit regularly in my life these days, so instead I take an edible before bed, watch Bluey, and let my inner child cry about how different my childhood was from Bluey’s, or delight in the games that Bluey and Bingo play that remind me of games my brother and I would make up.

I feel very LEAVE BLUEY ALONE about this whole situation, especially since there are apparently rumors that Bluey could be ending or significantly changing soon, since the actors are aging up.

What’s sad is, this wasn’t even groundbreaking representation, it’s barely even inclusion, and yet here I am having to defend my favorite blue dog because haters gonna hate.


Sit, stay, there’s more news

+ Maya Hawke’s character Anxiety is apparently a hit in Inside Out 2

+ Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin‘s second season is, confusingly, called Summer School and comes out May 9th

+ An update for the Trekkies: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds was renewed, but Lower Decks is ending

+ Death and Other Details has been cancelled after only one season

+ Konstantin Bojanov’s Indian forbidden romance drama The Shameless is coming to film festivals and looks v gay

+ ICYMI, Station 19′s Danielle Savre and Stefania Spampinato talked about their #Marina relationship

+ Velma season 2 is coming soon, for better or worse

+ Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck both have both have nonbinary kids (who are genuinely friends, as well as step-siblings!), and I think that’s beautiful

+ Lesbian musician Brittany Howard will play a pony pretending to be a unicorn in a journey of self-discovery in Thelma the Unicorn

+ There is a lesbian musical on Broadway, this is not a drill

+ There’s also a lesbian play going on at Georgetown

+ Also to leave you with a little smile, it’s Prom Season and my TikTok has been full of teens doing cute transition videos with their dates using the hashtag #wlwprom and it’s very sweet; the kids are alright

@littlemissyolo

gonna be serving on the dance floor #prom #wlw #wlwcouple #prom2024

♬ original sound – manny ☦︎︎

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  1. Frankly, I’m surprised that it’s just Pretzel they went crazy about because Chili has a line in that episode about how when her and Frisky were teenagers they used to go to the lookout to…think. There’s only so many activities that teenagers do at lookouts. My original take on it was teenagers smoking/drinking/getting high, but making out is also a popular ‘going to the lookout’ activity and as my spouse pointed out if they were making out with other people Chili would have mentioned going with ‘friends’.

    Anyway, you can definitely read that scene as Chili and Frisky were an item in high school.

  2. Must you post tiktok videos on here? They are nothing but wastes of space and they even dare to self-play, in which need to pause them while scrolling. Just no

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Get a Taste of Billie Eilish’s Hot New Queer Song ‘Lunch’

Among all the glorious gay gems coming out of the first weekend of Coachella 2024 was a super queer surprise DJ set by Billie Eilish. Eilish joined Lana Del Ray on stage during her set for duets of “Ocean Eyes” and “Video Games,” but Eilish also dropped by one of the smaller Coachella stages to do a DJ set that included teasing her upcoming single “Lunch,” which is…very overt in its queer storytelling! It seems to be the most explicitly sapphic Eilish single yet.

Just check out these steamy queer lyrics:

I could eat that girl for lunch
Yeah, she dances on my tongue
Tastes like she might be the one
And I can never get enough
I could buy her so much stuff
It’s a craving, not a crush

I COULD EAT! THAT GIRL! FOR LUNCH!

The next snippet of “Lunch” then goes:

Call me when you’re there
Said, I brought you something rare
And I left it under ‘Claire’
So now she’s coming up the stairs
So I’m pulling up a chair
And I’m putting up my hair.

It’s just a teaser for now, as Eilish isn’t planning on dropping any full singles ahead of her upcoming album release for Hit Me Hard and Soft on May 7.

Get a little sneak taste of “Lunch” here:

Honestly, even just in teaser form, it’s a bop. I can’t wait to terrorize the TouchTunes machines at every dyke bar by playing this on repeat. Has an entrepreneurial gay already bedazzled a tank with the words I COULD EAT THAT GIRL FOR LUNCH on it? Because I’m gonna need one of those, stat.

I also like to think of this “Lunch” teaser as a taste of what’s to come from the full album, the first Eilish has released since talking more candidly about her queerness in the press — which wasn’t entirely by choice. “Lunch” certainly isn’t mincing words about its queer erotics, and I’ll be curious to see if these themes permeate the album.

I know it’s a little premature to declare an early contender for song of the summer but…

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The Gayest Moments From Coachella 2024 Weekend One

feature image art by Autostraddle / photos of Chappell Roan and Victoria Monét via Coachella 2024 livestreams; photo of Reneé Rapp by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for Coachella

Coachella 2024 wrapped up its first weekend yesterday, and so many queer, bisexual, and lesbian performers made the weekend as gay as possible. From Victoria Monét’s extremely hot set to Reneé Rapp’s L Word tribute to Chappell Roan using the stage to directly place a hex on her ex, here are some of the gayest moments from Coachella 2024 weekend one.


Victoria Monét Making Her Mic Into a Strap

Yeah, you very much read that correctly. Bisexual R&B superstar Victoria Monét gave an incredibly homoerotic set at Coachella weekend one, including using her mic to mimic a strap during some of her choreography. Just take a look and try not to pass out (with important commentary from the incomparable Taylor Crumpton):

And it did not stop there!!!! Monét’s set included choreography that not so subtly simulated sapphic sex. Just watch! The whole thing!

“Stop the wars, stop the hate, stop the genocide,” Monet also said at one point during her set.


Chappell Roan Singing DIRECTLY to Her Ex

Queer pop singer Chappell Roan made her Coachella debut over the weekend. In addition to having impressive live vocals, she also brought the sapphic drama in a way only a Pisces could. “This one goes out to my ex, because bitch I know you’re watching,” she said DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA when introducing her song “My Kink Is Karma.” “And all those horrible things happening to you aren’t karma. It’s me.”

@snoopy.luvvr

My kin* is karma 💋 @chappell roan #chappellroan #fyp #mykiniskarma #coachella #theriseandfallofamidwestprincess

♬ My Kink is Karma – Chappell Roan

Roan’s band wore shirts emblazoned with EAT THE RICH, and Roan wore a tank that read “Eat Me.” All in all, she made sure her Coachella debut was gay gay gay.


Reneé Rapp Being Introduced by the Cast of The L Word

Renee Rapp performing at Coachella

Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for Coachella

If you’re a dyke who’s awake and alive and extremely online, then you probably have heard by now that Kate Moennig, Leisha Hailey, Jennifer Beals, and Ilene Chaiken brought Reneé Rapp out to the stage at Coachella. Rapp also brought out Kesha for a queer duet of “Tik Tok.” All in all, it was a very aughts set (complimentary, we love gay time travel).


Brittany Howard Absolutely Shredding

Fresh off her sophomore solo project, lesbian rock musician Brittany Howard hit Coachella over the weekend and posted a video to her own TikTok appropriately labeled SHREDCHELLA.

@brittanyhowardofficial

Give it to love #shredchella @coachella

♬ original sound – Brittany A. Howard


Ice Spice’s Coachella Debut

Bisexual rapper Ice Spice made her Coachella debut and also debuted some new music during her set. She’s making a lot of post-weekend-one headlines today, because Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce were seen vibing in the crowd during her set.

@popbase

#fyp #foryoupage #foryou #coachella #coachella2024 #icespice #icespiceeedit #concerts

♬ original sound – Pop Base


Billie Eilish Teasing New Queer Song

Coachella surprise duets are always a treat. Lana Del Ray brought out Billie Eilish over the weekend for a duet of Eilish’s hit “Ocean Eyes.” They then sang Lana’s “Video Games” together.

@sydneybucksbaum

@lanadelrey x @billieeilish at @coachella 2024 Friday night was an iconic duet #coachella #coachella2024 #lanadelrey #billieeilish #oceaneyes #videogames

♬ original sound – Sydney Bucksbaum

In addition to her guest spot in Lana’s set, Eilish did a drop-in DJ set where she teased her super queer new song “Lunch,” and you should check out the lyrics.


Tinashe’s White Vest

Bisexual R&B singer Tinashe performed her new single “Nasty” while wearing an iconically bisexual white suiting vest with nothing underneath.

I think it’s safe to say Coachella 2024 belongs to the bisexuals?


Young Miko’s Coachella Debut

In another solid Coachella debut that’s for the gays, Puerto Rican lesbian rapper Young Miko brought a ton of energy to the stage and performed some of her super gay hits, like “Lisa.”

@mayradoe

Lisa 🥰 #Coachella #youngmiko #Lisa #coachella2024

♬ original sound – Mayra Lupita


Ludmilla Bringing Out Her Wife

Brazilian and bisexual singer-songwriter Ludmilla has a tendency to put queer love centerstage by bringing out her wife for a kiss, and she did not disappoint at Coachella this weekend! The #ludchella tag on TikTok is full of gems.


Stay tuned for any new queer Coachella updates after weekend two.

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  1. You forgot about Ludmilla, AfroLatina from Brazil. She’s a huge deal here and her wife is her backup dance, in most of the concerts they kiss as a protest against homophobia in Brazil.

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34 Gay WNBA Players to Follow (And Thirst After) on Instagram This Season

Ah, it’s the most wonderful time of the year! The sun is out longer, the flowers are blooming, Dawn Staley won another national championship, and the world is talking about women’s basketball. As we get ready for the WNBA draft tonight, you might be wondering — who are all the gay WNBA players, anyway? What percent of the WNBA is gay? And more importantly, where do I find them online? My friends, I have you covered.

When Autostraddle first published this list, we had 15 out players. Today we counted 34 gay players in the WNBA! And yes, we could wax nostalgic about how great it is that the league and society at large has come such a long way for players to feel able to come out and not only be comfortable in their gay skin, but be celebrated for it! And seriously, that is great. But I’m going to keep it 100 with you! I first started getting into the W because someone finally sat me down and showed me how insanely hot these players are. So I’m going to cut right to the chase and pay it forward.

Here is every out gay WNBA player that I could find, and the hottest picture of them available on their Instagram… for reasons. We’re all grown here. Enjoy. And if you know of more (confirmed!) openly gay WNBA players, drop them in the comments.

* Many of these players are partnered, engaged, married, with babies on the way. So! To any actual WNBA wife (unlike me, a purely fantasy WNBA wife) who happens upon this post, please know that we come to thirst in peace! It’s a sign of your excellent taste, presented with nothing but honor and respect upon your household.


34 Gay WNBA Players to Follow (And Thirst After) on Instagram This Season

AD Durr, Atlanta Dream

Aerial Powers, Atlanta Dream

Alyssa Thomas, Connecticut Sun

Congratulations to Alyssa Thomas, who got engaged to her Connecticut Sun teammate DeWanna Bonner last summer!

Breanna Stewart, New York Liberty

Breanna and her wife welcomed a new baby this winter.

Brittney Griner, Phoenix Mercury

DID YOU HEAR THAT BABY BG IS ON THE WAY!?!? Incredible congrats to Brittney and Cherelle!

Brittney Sykes, Washington Mystics

Candace Parker, Las Vegas Aces

Candace and her wife are expecting another baby this Spring!

Chelsea Gray, Las Vegas Aces

Chelsea Gray and her wife welcomed their new baby this past winter. The WNBA baby boom is in full effect.

Courtney Vandersloot, New York Liberty

Courtney Williams, Minnesota Lynx

Crystal Dangerfield, Dallas Wings

Danielle Robinson, Atlanta Dream

DeWanna Bonner, Connecticut Sun

As mentioned already, DeWanna is engaged to Alyssa Thomas (who’s also on this list).

Diana Taurasi, Phoenix Mercury

DiJonai Carrington, Connecticut Sun

Emily Engstler, Washington Mystics

Emma Cannon, Dallas Wings

Erica Wheeler, Indiana Fever

Jewell Loyd, Seattle Storm

Jonquel Jones, New York Liberty

Jonquel got engaged last summer! And the photos are to die for.

Jordan Horston, Seattle Storm

Jordin Canada, Atlanta Dream

Kahleah Copper, Phoenix Mercurcy

Kahleah also got engaged over the fall.

Kierstan Bell, Las Vegas Aces

Layshia Clarendon, Los Angeles Sparks

NaLyssa Smith, Indiana Fever

Natasha Cloud, Phoenix Mercury

Natasha Howard, Dallas Wings

Natisha Hiedeman, Minnesota Lynx

Sami Whitcomb, Seattle Storm

Stefanie Dolson, Washington Mystics

Sug Sutton, Phoenix Mercury

Sydney Colson, Las Vegas Aces

Sydney Colson is in a bathing suit and baseball cap on her instagram. The caption reads: "The ocean ain't the only thing that's fishy" and many different WNBA players are joking with Syd in the comments below.

Sydney’s Instagram won’t embed into the post, so please enjoy this screenshot. But also follow her on Instagram and Twitter not just for the thirst, but for the jokes. Syd’s got one of the WNBA’s biggest personalities and she’s unapologetically gay. They don’t call her “the face of the league” for nothing!! (PS: You can read my interview with her for Autostraddle right here.)

Victoria Vivians, Seattle Storm


While assembling research and crunching numbers for this post, I learned some other fun facts that you might enjoy! Such as:

Which WNBA Team Has the Most Gay Players?

The Phoenix Mercury is the WNBA team with the most gay players, in 2024 there will be five gay WNBA players suiting up in Phoenix. The Las Vegas Aces, Atlanta Dream, and the Seattle Storm will have four gay players each, leaving them in a three-way tie for second place. The Chicago Sky is statistically the most straight team, with no out gay players that I could find (they are also rebuilding this year, so expect a lot of movement). As of right now, The Los Angeles Sparks only one out gay player.

Are There Any Trans or Nonbinary WNBA Players?

Yes, there are two nonbinary players in the league this season! AD Durr of the Atlanta Dream, and Layshia Clarendon of the LA Sparks!

What Percentage of the WNBA Is Gay?

As of right now, there are 34 out gay players in the WNBA for the 2024 season. If all those players make it out of training camp and into final roster spots, that will mean that roughly 23.6% of the WNBA is gay (34/144 total players, then divide and multiply by 100. You understand how statistics work). This would be right on track with the last two seasons. Research in 2022 found that 20% of the league was gay, and our reporting last year had the league at about 25% gay. Two players from last year’s list — Tiffany Hayes and Jasmine Thomas — retired after last season. A small handful of others are exploring free agency, but haven’t yet landed on a roster.

Will Any of the Players in the WNBA 2024 Draft Be Gay?

I don’t know! What is college if not a wonderful time of exploration of oneself? But if any of those newly minted draftees do any gay shenanigans in the near future, you can trust that I’ll have you covered! For the last few years, draft night has become a real showcase of butch fashion — and though I expect tonight to lean femme heavy, it’s still going to be a lot of fun to watch.Who doesn’t love getting misty eyed watching someone live out their dreams after years of hard work and dedication?

If you’re like me and came to this post for the thirst, but are new to the league and would like to learn more — let me close us out by saying, I have a post for that too and you might enjoy it: WNBA 101: Everything You Need to Know About the Gayest Sports League 🧡

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  1. Yall not to comment on my own post, but I just realized this was my 700th one 😭

      • Izzy Harrison and Tash Cloud are dating! Jasmine Thomas! Lou Lopez Senechal (though we technically haven’t seen her play yet).

      • Courtney is on the list! I have yet to find public information about Rhyne Howard’s sexuality, but if that changes we will update the list accordingly!

  2. Candace Parker being on this list still feels surreal even though it’s been official for a couple years now! I love her response to Syd Colson’s post lol. Thank you Carmen for putting this together, I’ve really appreciated the NCAA and WNBA coverage on here lately!

  3. Thank you for the journalism! I hope all the draftees are gay too! (Just kidding, live your lives gals!)

  4. This is truly an excellent post, and I love to see so much representation here! The amount of hot athleticism and hot hotness is just…yes yes yes!

    I also wanted to out that there are a minimum of 21 out / queer players on the 6 teams of the PWHL (based on a quick google search) — can we get some three sport action up here?! Sports!

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Reneé Rapp Transports Coachella Crowd to 2004 With Original ‘L Word’ Cast Introduction

feature image photo of Reneé Rapp by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for Coachella

In addition to singing, acting, and her multitude of other talents, Reneé Rapp can now add “time travel” to her ever-growing multihyphenate identity, as she recently successfully transported a crowd of cheering fans to the year 2004. The lesbian pop star was brought out to the stage by the original cast of The L Word. Her love for this series runs deep. Also, time is a flat circle.

Leisha Hailey, Kate Moennig, Jennifer Beals and original series creaor Ilene Chaiken were all present to introduce Rapp. “We gotta say what every lesbian wants to hear,” Moennig declared. “WHO’S READY FOR A FUCKING RENEÉ RAPP CONCERT?!?!?”

Also, shoutout to sapphic content account @godimsuchadyke for pointing out the fact that there was a GIANT PAIR OF SCISSORS behind them during the introduction. Reneé Rapp came to make Coachella weekend one as gay as possible.

She truly wanted all her fans to be looking and feeling very Shane today, and I think that’s beautiful. What is Coachella for if not talking, laughing, loving, breathing, fighting, f*cking, crying, drinking, riding, winning, losing, cheating, kissing, thinking, dreaming?

On that note, never forget when she monologued about the iconic L Word theme song while on tour:

@danielleontour

reneé 🤝🏻 the l word #reneerapp #snowhardfeelingstour #thelword

♬ original sound – danielleontour

She’s out here looking and talking like a whole music theory professor.

Reneé Rapp also brought out bisexual pop star Kesha during her Coachella set for a duet. Kesha and Rapp sang Kesha’s throwback hit “Tik Tok” but changed the opening lyric from “Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P. Diddy,” Kesha and Rapp sang: “Wake up in the morning like Fuck P. Diddy” given the recent allegations of sex trafficking and sexual abuse against Sean Combs.

Kesha and Reneé Rapp weren’t the only ones queering up the Coachella stage. Check out Autostraddle’s roundup of the gayest moments out of Coachella 2024 weekend one, including moments from Victoria Monét and Chappell Roan.

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The Best Lesbian Movies With Less Than 20% on Rotten Tomatoes

Oh, film critics. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em. Or maybe it’s if you can’t beat them, join them? That’s what I did anyway. I love film criticism! What I’m less enthused about is the contemporary tendency to log onto Rotten Tomatoes dot com to look at a percentage score rather than using it as a way to find reviews to read.

There are more female critics and queer critics now than ever before and that’s reflected in the numbers of a lot of recent queer women films. But in the 90s and 00s our films were rarely judged by us and, as a result, a lot of films — including absolute classics like But I’m a Cheerleader — got panned.

I’m not here to talk about movies like Jamie Babbit’s now undisputed masterpiece. I’m here to talk about the films that might not be masterpieces, but are still deserving of a second look — even if that second look is with a group of friends and several bottles of wine.

There are a lot of lesbian movies on sites like Tubi that are truly terrible — many of which don’t have any reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. But these five films with atrocious scores — less than 20% — aren’t as bad as their numbers indicate. Some aren’t bad at all.


5. Breaking the Girls (2012) – 10%

Madeline Zima lies down in a silk robe falling off her shoulders.

While we’re talking about Jamie Babbit, let’s start with her 2012 erotic thriller. It’s not But I’m a Cheerleader, it’s not A League of Their Own (2022), it’s not even Itty Bitty Titty Committee (also underrated), but Breaking the Girls is still a sexy, fun time! If you’re a fan of movies like Wild Things, you should give this a shot. At the very least, you’ll fall in love with Madeline Zima.

4. Nina’s Heavenly Delights (2006) – 16%

Shelley Conn and Laura Fraser kiss

I have never been able to figure out which light and airy rom-coms are celebrated and which are maligned. Like yeah this movie is cheesy, but what’s so bad about that?? It’s well-made and the leads have chemistry and there are close-ups of delicious food. Hating on this movie is like reading a romance novel and expecting it to be Mrs. Dalloway. Pratibha Parmar hasn’t made a narrative film since this and that makes me mad!

3. The Rich Man’s Wife (1996) – 13%

Halle Berry lies on a white couch in distress.

To include this film is to lightly spoil its wonderful final minutes, but since no one seems to be watching it, I’m taking that risk. Yes, the final twist is that Halle Berry’s character is a lesbian. (I’ll say nothing more about the context.) I think this movie is a lot of fun when taken as a sort of serious parody of yuppie thrillers. It feels like director Amy Holden Jones is doing for that genre what she did in Slumber Party Massacre for slashers. And while it’s not quite as good as that masterpiece, it’s still worth a watch!

2. Make a Wish (2002) – 0%

The dead body of a woman rests in a stream.

Speaking of slashers, Autostraddle managing editor Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya and I discovered this fun romp while putting together our scariest movie moments list. Made two years before The L Word, this horror movie about a lesbian celebrating her birthday party with an all-exes-invited camping trip feels very tonally similar. It has some flaws, but the jokes are funny and the kills are great. Fans of Bodies Bodies Bodies, check out one of its foremothers.

1. I Can’t Think Straight (2008) – 18%

Sheetal Sheth kisses Lisa Ray's shoulder in bed.

Shamim Sarif’s story about a Palestinian woman and an Indian woman falling in love in London is another rom-com that was written off for following its genre’s beats. But I find it baffling to scorn a romance for being… romantic. The leads are beyond beautiful and have so much chemistry and even if it hits the rom-com beats — and, specifically, the lesbian rom-com beats — it hits them so well!

And if sex and big feelings and good jokes aren’t enough for you, the film should also be celebrated for its cultural specificity. How many rom-coms feature multiple scenes of Palestinian families debating their feelings about Israel’s occupation of Palestine? The Palestinian main character may not be as radical as her mother, but the film still gives voice to the ongoing violence enacted by Israel. And, hey, I’m choosing to take the romantic lead’s pivot from her centrist fiancé to her more anti-Israel lesbian lover as its own statement.

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  1. I Can’t Think Straight is great, I can’t believe it’s got such a low rating! I also love Nina’s Heavenly Delights, although I won’t defend it. It’s not a great movie but it does have a proper Bollywood dance ending and delicious curry.

  2. I also can’t believe “I Can’t Think Straight” is on this list. It gave the world so many iconic ideas, like the idea of marriage insurance paying for itself, and lines. “But my best friend is Lebanese”.

    Also I find it much more fun than “The World Unseen” (which is rated a whopping 30% on Rotten Tomatoes)

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What Mistake That’s Def Your Fault Should You Blame on Mercury in Retrograde, Based on Your Sign

We are midway through Mercury in Retrograde in ARIES of all things, and listen, if you think Aries is impulsive and volatile, just wait until we get to moody yet also stubborn Taurus. Mercury went retrograde starting April 1 and won’t be stationary until April 25. Combine this with the recent eclipse season for extra chaos, and extra retrograde and returning-to-unfinished-business energy. (I’ve heard this eclipse actually mirrors the one in the second half of 2017 so that you might see echoes of whatever was going on in your life in August / September 2017 returning right about now.) And look, we are all trying to be better people. Regardless of whatever Sun sign we may have or whatever Rising sign the universe may want us to be, I know that each of us wants to work on evolving into a better person.

But that doesn’t happen overnight. Two steps forward, one step, back, right? Luckily, Mercury in Retrograde does more than churn up things we thought were in our past for good; it also makes for an absolutely exquisite, queer-friendly* excuse for our less-than-stellar behavior. So, for this month’s trashology, I asked the question: What mistake are you blaming on Mercury in Retrograde based on your zodiac sign?

*(Except for the queer people who hate astrology…beware of attempting to use Mercury in Retrograde as an excuse with them!)


Aries Sun or Rising

aries

Not listening.

Hon, I’m sorry. You haven’t been listening. You weren’t going to listen. Mercury, whether he’s shining all his golden light on you or retrograding into the deepest most backwards path in space, is not going to help you in this endeavor. As the most childlike sign, you sometimes have trouble concentrating on what others have to say, and yes, communications can be strained during Mercury in Retrograde. But, come on. We know you could use to practice your active listening. It’s okay. At least, when you’re focused and you actually hear the other person, your friends know they can count on you to be on their side. Maybe concentrate on that part instead of trying to excuse yourself with the current arrangement of the planets.


Taurus Sun or Rising

taurus

Breaking or damaging something relatively important.

Maybe you broke your work laptop because you left it in an unsafe — ahem, totally reasonable — spot and Mercury in Retrograde came along and swept it off its perch. Maybe you — sorry, maybe Mercury in Retrograde — dropped your phone into the bathtub. Maybe communications were difficult and you banged your car up…while parallel parking.

It’s Mercury in Retrograde!


Gemini Sun or Rising

Getting the tone wrong with a text message.

This could actually be Mercury in Retrograde, though. Your zodiac sign is normally a pretty good communicator — Mercury in Retrograde or no. But if texting isn’t one of the communication arts you’ve mastered, you might find yourself responding with a “k” or “ok” to someone who’s feeling insecure (as a Gemini, you’re not super familiar with this feeling) or otherwise misinterpreting a text or typing something in an odd way in haste. I feel like a normal apology is also okay in this instance? Like, you don’t have to bring Mercury in Retrograde into it? But you know what — go wild Party Twins, go wild. Blame the planets. People will love you anyway.


Cancer Sun or Rising

cancer

Being grumpy.

Cancer, hate to break it to you, but it isn’t “Eclipse Season” or “Mercury in Retrograde” making you grumpy. You have at least one grumpy day a week, friend, all of the time. But, hey, we still love you. It’s just…you know…it’s an excuse.


Leo Sun or Rising

leo

Texting your ex.

Why are YOU the ex who is texting? Stop that. Oh, you won’t? You’re instead going to be like “Oh, oops looks like Mercury in Retrograde brought your ex back into your life, and it’s meeee!” Wow. You might be relying on your charisma to pull this off, maybe even waiting until 11:11 to text to really sell it, and, well, someone might just buy it. But that doesn’t make it okay!


Virgo Sun or Rising

virgo

Being anal at work.

No, being “afraid” that wires might get crossed during Mercury in Retrograde or that an email or a text might not have been sent, or a call might not have been made, or that someone might not be doing things exactly as you would do them yourself does not give you an excuse to get on other peoples’ cases or to micromanage your employees or coworkers. You’re like this all the time! Take a deep breath and know that if it’s anything astrological, it has to do with your core placements…not retrogrades.


Libra Sun or Rising

libra

“Forgetting” to invite or include a person of whom you’re jealous.

Libraaaa, this is kind of transparent, don’t you think? I know that this individual really sparks your envy, that they get you fired up when you’re around them, and that after the hang is concluded, rehashing everything sends you into an anxiety spiral. I also know that you like to keep the peace, my scale-balancing friend. However, this is not a long term solution. You’re going to have to figure something else out when Mercury in Retrograde ends on April 25. Just saying.


Scorpio Sun or Rising

scorpio

Lightly stalking your ex.

Hi (said with the intention of getting you to un-tense and breathe normally). This is just Scorpio behavior. Just because Mercury and then the moon and the sun got up to some funny business does not mean that you’re in the clear to let your inner FBI shine through (ACAB OKAY). Make like the responsible keeper of a haunted doll and keep that stalker shit locked in a well-warded box!


Sagittarius Sun or Rising

sagittarius

“Taking a break” from your phone…while still using your phone.

You’re just really selectively checking messages and responding to people up to days or a week later? But you’re like, actively looking at Instagram and TikTok? And you never informed anyone of your new behaviors?

This is not a phone break. This is a notification and personal responsibilities break. And while I will never say that anyone ever has a right to your immediate response to a text or other missive, if you’re overwhelmed…maybe just say so? Otherwise, it sends mixed messages…so…does that actually make it a Mercury in Retrograde thing? (Now I’m spiraling.)


Capricorn Sun or Rising

capricorn

Actively letting your ex know you’re watching.

Whether you’re peeking at their Insta stories (because you still totally want the best for them, of course, or feel you deserve to know what they’re up to and so maybe you even made an anonymous second account, you, uh, not at all intense earth sign, you), suddenly “liking” something they posted, or logging into a platform just to see their latest updates, you can only get away with pretending you were doing something else or Totally Not Stalking Them for so long. But, you know, Godspeed for as long as you can manage it! Maybe it’s Mercury in Retrograde that made you like their post, maybe it’s a drop of water on your phone screen, and maybe it’s Maybelline. Who can say?


Aquarius Sun or Rising

aquarius

Trauma-dumping.

Hon-bun, this is just what you do. For all your coldness, you uh, also, are just very open. And right now, yes, your most devastating core memories may be coming back. Exes may be stalking you. You might be having flashbacks to what happened in 2017, but you also, as an Aquarius, ought to have the ability to maintain a little equipoise, to slow your roll, to chill the heck out. We have a reputation to maintain!

But, you know what, yeah, if you let a little too much slip — blame the planets.


Pisces Sun or Rising

Pisces

Claiming you “saw it coming.”

No.

We’re tired of this, Pisces! You didn’t! Or next time if you do, tell us, then!

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Quiz: Who is Your Queer Celebrity BFF?

Friends: what a delight it is to have a friend, especially a best friend. This is a quiz about who would be your queer celebrity best friend hypothetically which is really about what we all look for in a friend that we can have until the end. I’m gonna be honest the feed of buzz did a quiz like this and it did really well so I thought, well surely I could do the same, BUT MAKE IT GAY. And so I did here we go:

Who is Your Queer Celebrity BFF?

Pick a friendship vice:(Required)
Pick a friendship virtue:(Required)
Pick a food:(Required)
Pick a fictional pair of best friends:(Required)
Pick a friendship movie:(Required)
Pick a project to do with your best friend:(Required)
Pick a friendship quote:(Required)
At the party your BFF is always:(Required)
Pick a niche topic to geek out on with your pal:(Required)
Pick some animal friends:(Required)
Who do you *think* is your queer celebrity BFF? (this question is optional and won't override your other answers, but it could be a tie-breaker)

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  1. I got Rosie? I’ve had a long life and want to kick back? I’m a middle aged transfemne a year into transition, I’m mentally a teenager! I guess that’s what I get for not consuming enough culture, I must have picked the wrong things.

    That said, I would totally appreciate relaxation (if I knew how) so maybe there is something to it 🤔

  2. Woohoo, I got Kate and Keisha! (Also in line with the optional question). Cheers Riese. It was a great PANTS ep 😉

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Brittney and Cherelle Griner Are Having a Baby!

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Cuteness alert! WNBA superstar Brittney Griner and her wife Cherelle Griner mutually announced on their Instagrams today that they’re expecting a baby this summer. “Can’t believe we’re less than three months away from meeting our favorite human being 🤍,” the caption reads, hashtagged #BabyGrinerComingSoon and #July2024 (prompting me, a homosexual, to immediately wonder: July Cancer or July Leo?). The post features images of an ultrasound and the Griners’ clasped hands. This will be the couple’s first baby, and Brittney has two children with a previous partner.

The announcement comes just a couple months after Brittney’s celebratory homecoming when her Baylor University jersey number was retired, a huge and more-than-deserved honor. I think we can all agree we love to see Brittney Griner winning lately. Just two years ago, the long and disturbing saga of her detention in Russia began. Cherelle, who is an attorney, played a huge role in advocating for Brittney’s release.

The Griners got engaged in 2018 and married in 2019. They met while students at Baylor, though it would be several years later that they would begin dating. Brittney once wrote about their initial college meet-cute on Instagram: “I will never forget the day I met you at Baylor in the sub area! You tapped me on my shoulder and told me I took your milkshake (still up for debate lol) and I was immediately blown away at your beauty!”

“You had no idea but I knew you were the one for me baby,” she continues in the post from 2020. They recently celebrated six years together.

Brittney and Cherelle’s love is adorable (I mean, have you seen them play the Newlyweds Game?), and I’m corny as hell, but I’m such a sucker for when two queer women do a sweet little baby announcement, so this has genuinely brightened my weekend.

In addition to a new baby dropping soon, Brittney has a new memoir dropping in less than a month. Coming Home, about her arrest and detention in Russia and its harrowing impact on her life and mental health, comes out on May 7.

Congrats to the queer-parents-to-be!

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Anatomy of a Queer Sex Scene: People Hated ‘Gigli’ (2003) for the Wrong Reasons

Welcome to Anatomy of a Queer Sex Scene, a series by Drew Burnett Gregory and Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya about queer sex scenes in film. This week, we revisit the Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck much-panned 2003 film Gigli, directed by Martin Brest.


Kayla: Alright, today we’re going to discuss a film that will potentially be controversial for Anatomy of a Queer Sex Scene: Gigli (2003).

Drew: It is our first time writing about a movie where the queer sex scene involves a cis man. A cis straight man, I should add. But it’s with a lesbian. Do people know this? Do people know that Jennifer Lopez plays a lesbian in the movie Gigli? I’ve been hearing about this movie since it got released, and I had no idea. It was a total surprise when my girlfriend and I decided to watch it after the high of This Is Me… Now and the greater high of the making-of documentary The Greatest Love Story Never Told.

Kayla: I learned Jennifer Lopez plays a lesbian in the much maligned 2003 film Gigli when I watched it for the first time in around 2015 for a never-released podcast I’ve mentioned in this series. The podcast was called Talk Jenny to Me, and for it, my friend and I watched movies starring famous Jennifers we previously had not seen. Gigli was one of them. I was shocked — SHOCKED — at the reveal her character was a lesbian, which is brought up about a half hour into the film.

Drew: I was immediately like WAIT I thought this was a romance between her and Ben?? Which… it is. Because girls and gays, gender and sexuality are complex.

Kayla: Yes, we’re going to discuss a film in which a lesbian has sex with a straight cis man — an experience I have personally partaken in more than once in life.

Drew: I haven’t but I’m working on it.

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck standing with their faces close together in Gigli

Kayla: Should we say what the film is about? It’s a pretty thin plot.

Drew: Yeah, let’s give a brief summary.

Kayla: Ben Affleck plays a gangster but not a very good one it seems like? And he’s tasked with kidnapping a federal prosecutor’s little brother, and actually I’ll stop right there, because that’s one of the genuinely awful things about this film. Justin Bartha is giving a wildly offensive performance as a disabled man, who is the brother Affleck’s character Larry Gigli kidnaps.

Drew: Yeah, this is why people SHOULD hate this movie. But I had never even heard about this part? The negative buzz around the movie was completely tied to Jen and Ben’s relationship and jokes about how they don’t even have chemistry on-screen. (Not true.) Says a lot about Hollywood and 2003 and SOCIETY that the narrative was focused on them and not this very, very offensive character and performance. Also as a character he’s just the MacGuffin? Like he just exists to bring Ben and Jen together in this low level gangster plot?

It was such a weird experience watching the movie because I was like, oh yes it’s bad, but only in the parts no one talked about as bad??

Kayla: Yes, because the plot is basically that a mob boss has put two contractors — Larry (Affleck) and Ricki (Lopez) — on the same job, but then they fall in love. So Bartha’s character doesn’t even need to exist really, which makes it all even more offensive! And yet people were really just making fun of J.Lo and Ben being cringe? Which as you said, they’re not! They’re actually oozing chemistry, and there’s something fascinating happening in this movie sexuality-wise, even if it’s not intentional.

Jennifer Lopez lifting her leg in a suggestive stretch in Gigli

Drew: After watching the film, I was like this is gay trans girl cinema canon and I want to write about it…but because of this one aspect I’m hesitant to write like a full reappraisal of the film. So I’m glad we found a home to discuss it here, because the sex and sexuality between the two leads is where the film shines.

Kayla: Yes! So before there’s sex, there’s a whole scene where Ricki is doing yoga very slowly and explaining to Larry why she thinks gay sex is superior. And she’s definitely leaning into some essentialism about genitalia here. But Larry is pretty awestruck and not in the expected way of like sexualizing lesbian sex from a cis male perspective — at least not by my reading!

Drew: Mine neither.

J.Lo doing yoga in Gigli

Drew: Also to anyone wondering, yes this is the second movie where Ben Affleck falls in love with a lesbian. And while I support the Chasing Amy reevaluation that’s happened, I think this movie is far more interesting in its takes on sex and gender. Because yeah Larry isn’t interested in turning Ricki. He’s interested in joining her?

Kayla: Yes, he is like…this lesbian sex you speak of…I want to have it.

Drew: Ricki is also very explicit about being a top, and he’s like okayyyyy works for meeeeee.

Like, no, I do not believe every relationship has a masculine energy and a feminine energy, but I do think it’s noteworthy Ricki is saying that and then being like I’m masculine, you’re feminine, and Larry is like yup agreed.

Also sorry that yoga scene has to be the hottest gender essentialism in movie history.

Kayla: If you’re gonna do gender essentialism, at LEAST make it horny.

Drew: That’s what I’m saying!

J.Lo doing yoga

Drew: And in the context of her falling for Larry, it kind of undoes the biological things she’s getting at. Because in the end, what she’s talking about is just an energy, and she finds that energy in Larry, a supposedly cishet man with a penis.

Kayla: Yes! And she doesn’t really spiral about it or anything. She’s just like okay this is happening. She’s not rigid about these categories in the end.

Drew: Yes! And while I understand in 2003 this would be an awful movie to watch as a cis lesbian, 21 years later it’s very hot and very fascinating.

As a lesbian of has a crush on Ben Affleck experience…

Kayla: I’m so attracted to both of them in this movie that I think if I’d seen it just a little bit earlier on my queer journey, I would have been like oh, I’m bisexual.

But I was already pretty comfortable with identifying as a lesbian at this point, so I was instead like I’m a lesbian attracted to Ben Affleck.

Which is in fact the plot of the movie.

Life imitates art.

Drew: Right, and what I love about my personal pocket of the queer community is we understand those can ultimately be the same thing, and different labels can mean different things for different people and feel right or wrong for different people, and debating the exact meaning of a label is a waste of time. Which, yes, is core to this movie.

J.Lo and Ben Affleck reading a book in bed

Drew: Ultimately, I do think the response to this movie was due to homophobia and transphobia. I know that’s a wild thing to say about Gigli, but I think people were deeply uncomfortable with a movie that took one of the most famous couples and quite literally forcefemmed the man.

That aspect of the movie made people uncomfortable. And look it’s not like I Am Sam or Radio got great reviews. I do think by the early 2000s people were starting to move past the Rain Man/Forrest Gump heaping of praise on offensive mental disability portrayals. But that simply wasn’t the discourse around this movie.

It was all about Ben and Jen and their lack of chemistry and talent and that’s just an impossible takeaway from this film unless you find a man being feminized by a lesbian to be off-putting.

Kayla: Absolutely! All of this!

Drew: Should we get to the sex scene itself?

Kayla: Yes! So Ricki makes the first move, and Larry is like I thought you needed a woman, and she’s like don’t I have one?

Drew: AFTER GRABBING HIS BOOB. Like, she pinches his nipple, but it’s kind of a full boob grab.

Kayla: And while he’s hesitant, he isn’t grossed out or weird about it!

Drew: No, he’s like ow lol.

The exact exchange is “You need a woman.” / “I got one.”

Kayla: And then she’s like, I thought you wanted to be my bitch.

Honestly, jaw on the floor rewatching that part.

Drew: By that point I, Drew Burnett Gregory, watching at home, am drooling.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in bed together

Drew: Oh, it feels important to note that they’ve already had a lengthy chat about cunnilingus. Which only slightly explains J.lo opening her legs and saying “It’s turkey time. Gobble gobble.”

Kayla: And then “lay some of that sweet heterolingus on me.”

Drew: The levels of hot you have to be to say these words and…sell them???

Kayla: It is impressive!

Drew: I love how he starts to backtrack, like, no don’t expect too much.

Kayla: He’s like maybe I do need to learn a thing or two about pleasing a woman I take back everything I previously said.

Drew: As someone of cishet guy experience, the bar does feel waaaay lower in terms of “good at sex” when sleeping with straight women lol. It’s very easy to out gobble gobble other straight men.

Kayla: I knew a lot of gay guys who were closeted in college who have since come out, especially ones in frats, who had reputations for being AMAZING at sex…but it was literally because they were just going down on girls a lot.

Drew: Right some of it is doing it in the first place and for more than 30 seconds.

Kayla: A proper sex god right there!

Drew: The way her leg is swinging back and forth as they’re talking…it’s like her pussy is literally on fire and she’s cooling it off.

Ben Affleck in ectasy
Drew: Cue sentimental music lololol.

Frankly a background score here that would fit in perfectly with the sex scenes of any number of low budget lesbian movies on Tubi. Just iMovie searching “romantic guitar.”

Kayla: The music is off-putting and really adds a layer of tenderness that doesn’t imo fit the vibe of the sex they’re having, which again is quite transgressive! I suppose something can be tender and transgressive.

Drew: Right, they’re like jostling for top position and the music is like aw how sweet. Which is discordant, but I do think kind of works at making this feel like a big gender discovery moment for Larry. The sex itself could just be like hot kinky experiment, but the music makes it feel like oh Larry is about to change her pronouns.

Kayla: Haha okay, yes, this makes me feel better about the discordance! Larry really is along for the ride. You can tell this isn’t the kind of sex he’s ever had before.

Drew: Right! And that he’s enjoying it so much more than whatever wham bam thank you ma’am half a dozen pumps he’s used to. Also once it’s done, he’s resting in her arms.

Kayla: Looking so peaceful and satisfied!

Larry in Ricki's arms in Gigli

Drew: If I’d made the movie, she would’ve explicitly fucked him, but I don’t trust the guy who made this to have any idea what actual positions they were doing, so I’ll take the ambiguity.

Kayla: I do think you should have made the movie Gigli.

Drew: I would’ve made such a good movie Gigli. I want to write and direct a sequel. How do I get powerful and famous enough to convince them to heal this old wound? With me as their guide.

Kayla: A sequel about Lauren Gigli.

Drew: Trans actors in trans roles except for Ben Affleck in Gigli 2.

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  1. Honestly as a fan of b-movies and films that get slotted into the “so bad it’s good” camp – Gigli is the one that I’d heard a lot of people raving about that I hadn’t gotten to watching yet. All I had been told about it was that it was bad because of the dialogue, thin plot, and “lack of chemistry” between the leads (and also that Christopher Walken is in this talking about pie?). Reading a review that critiques that reputation is really interesting to me! Like yeah, it probably isn’t a masterpiece either, but you’re doing a real service by highlighting the double-standard here.

  2. “Drew: Yeah, this is why people SHOULD hate this movie. But I had never even heard about this part? The negative buzz around the movie was completely tied to Jen and Ben’s relationship and jokes about how they don’t even have chemistry on-screen. (Not true.) Says a lot about Hollywood and 2003 and SOCIETY that the narrative was focused on them and not this very, very offensive character and performance. ”

    Oh my gosh, yes. As an undiagnosed neurodivergent person who remembers 2003 too well, times were ROUGH. I remember the discussion about this movie was all about Jen and Ben’s relationship and how “bad” they acted together. I didn’t even know there was a disabled character in it until I watched the film and I was like uh…..wtf is this? Really REALLY bad but it speaks to the culture as to why no one cared to mention that.

  3. Oh thank goodness, I’m glad the consensus has apparently caught up to my perception of Forrest Gump as profoundly uncomfortable at best, and deeply offensive at worst. I felt so weird thinking it was not this great wonder of film but instead a little creepy with an exploitation vibe.

    I don’t really want to relive that and watch this movie, but I’ll be honest, Affleck’s role in this sounds very relatable…

  4. No, we hate it for the right reasons. And I can’t believe a lot of what I just read. Not every piece of garbage needs rehabilitating you know.

  5. okay you don’t even understand… last week i watched gigli and was astonished and delighted to see that it resolved the conflict of a man falling in love with a lesbian by having her crack his egg but like. who was i supposed to talk to about this revelation? am i supposed to call my mom and say hey gigli rules actually? it’s gay trans girl canon? so thank you for going on the exact same journey as me at the exact same time. also i can’t believe you didn’t mention that the sex scene opens with jen telling ben, “you need to trim your nails.” that’s when i knew we were off to the races.

  6. LMAO more whining as per usual, there’s a common tendency among inidivuduals who consider themselves lgbt to think that every single criticism of anything containing homosexuality is invalid because it invalidates their identity. Shockingly people can both disagree with the lifestyle and depiction of it (which is valid, people can and disagree with basically anything they want), and/or also disagree with the movie for a variety of reasons, in many cases poor quality. Frankly doesn’t this continued victimhood complex get tiresome.

  7. I totally forgot her character was a lesbian in Gigli. I saw the movie in theaters when it came out and personally I liked it. I can’t recall any other feelings about it. I agree, back then the backlash was a lot of making fun of Bennifer and homophobia. I can see the transphobia now, as stated in this write up. Not a word I knew in 2003. I’m going to watch it again now with a new POV. I may have watched it one other time after it was released on video.

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“RuPaul’s Drag Race” Episode 1615 Recap: She’s Just So Pretty

This recap of RuPaul’s Drag Race 1615 contains spoilers.

Credit where credit is due: The producers crushed this one. These queens have been watching reality TV for too long to imitate the antics of early season reunions. So why not have them actually compete and re-open old wounds while performing? A reunion lip sync lalaparuza was inspired — almost as inspired as how it shook out.

When the entire cast of season 16 pranced back into the workroom, I realized that unlike previous reunions, this was shot last summer along with the main season. It’s a very different vibe when the queens haven’t had the experience of watching themselves and rehashing drama on Twitter. Also none of the returning queens have new genders or new filler.

While our top three watches backstage, the rest will compete to be The Queen of She Already Done Had Herses and the winner of $50,000. Some of the queens seem resigned to their fate of not winning, others know they’re top contenders, and a third group have a hefty dose of that drag delusion. Geneva is especially over-confident.

Xunami says that no one should sleep on the girls who went home early, because one moment does not define you. It’s a nice sentiment and feels especially true for Mirage who is a great dancer but went home for not knowing the lyrics.

Mhi’ya is confident, claiming she let Morphine send her home last time. What?? She also says she only gave 65%. First of all, that’s not true. Second of all, what an embarrassing thing to admit. Why wouldn’t you give it your all every single time? Obviously, I’m rooting for Morphine, but separate from my bias — and is it really bias if I just like the best queen? — this was an annoying thing for Mhi’ya to say.

Speaking of Morphine, I considered turning this whole recap into an ode to the queen so lovable it’s her middle name. But then I realized doing a normal recap would be an ode to her given how she did this episode.

The first queen selected by pit crew Bruno from a bingo cage is Dawn. Rather than choosing one of the weakest queens, she picks her bestie Amanda, because she thinks Amanda will pick the song she wants. I love this as a reason! Pick what will lead to the best performance! It works and Amanda picks “Damaged” by Danity Kane. Dawn is emoting and having fun, but Amanda is killing it. I think Dawn may have chosen Amanda as a way to help her friend win — and because she wants to rest. When she gets backstage, she shouts, “I love this show!”

The next queen selected is Q. She picks Megami, a misguided attempt to choose easy competition. Megami selects “What About” by Janet Jackson. Narrator of the season, Morphine, wisely points out that Megami isn’t picking the song she wants, but the song that will hinder the other bitch. Megami notes that she may not be the best at choreo but she is Latina and can still move. At least, better than Q that’s for sure. Megami easily wins.

Finally, the moment we’ve all been I was waiting for: Morphine. She picks Geneva which was a brilliant choice, because Geneva is good so it doesn’t seem cowardly, but she’s saving the Mhi’ya rematch for the end. Morphine is dressed in a glittery black suit dress and a curly blonde wig. I don’t remember what Geneva was wearing but I do remember she did her reveal too early. Morphine does her (first) reveal right on time, ripping off her outfit to get into a beige and black glittery bodysuit right after Geneva falls into the splits as if to undermine that move. Dawn exclaims, “She’s just so pretty!” and YES Dawn gets it. Morphine then does a second reveal this time shaking off her blonde locks into long straight red hair. Morphine wins (duh) and Ru politely says, “Geneva thank you for giving it your all.”

Next up is Mirage. She picks Hershii which feels like a bad choice. If she really wants to redeem herself, going after the first eliminated queen feels like it undermines that a bit. I’m not saying she needed to go for Mhi’ya but I think she should’ve picked Xunami. Hershii chooses “Alone” by Kim Petras and Nicki Minaj with the hope that the Nicki part will trip Mirage up on lyrics. Alas it does not and Mirage easily wins. I just think it would’ve hit harder with tougher competition!

That means the threeway lip sync is Mhi’ya vs. Plasma vs. Xunami. The way this works is there’s only one winner but that winner gets to skip to the next round.  Mhi’ya’s name is selected which means she gets to choose the song and she picks “Milkshake” by Kelis. Props to Plasma for really giving it her all even if it feels a little like watching your drunk aunt grinding at a wedding. Also props to Xunami who knows she isn’t going to win so decides to just give “model” and highlight her beauty. Mhi’ya does a few of her tricks, but to be honest no one is that great. Mhi’ya still wins.

Kicking off this next round is Amanda. She picks Megami. Morphine narrates that Megami is someone they all think they can beat. (Ominous.) Megami once again makes an excellent strategic choice of song with “The Shoop Shoop Song” by Cher. This allows her to do comedy and Amanda’s very solid performance just can’t keep up. Backstage Plane says “the Eeyore of drag” won and, shady comment aside, she’s write. Megami wins again.

Next up is Morphine v. Mirage. Morphine picks “This Time I Know It’s for Real” by Donna Summer which allows Morphine to really emphasize her beauty and get us all to fall in love with her even more. Mirage does a great job and it’s certainly close, but Morphine wins!

Now it’s down to three. Whoever’s name is picked gets to choose their opponent and then the other queen automatically goes to the finals. Morphine lip syncing three times in a row would’ve exhausted her so I watched that bingo ball nervously. Megami is chosen and once again makes an inspired pick. She chooses Mhi’ya. Amanda says this is a bad choice, but I deeply disagree. Mhi’ya has a reputation for being the best and if you’re going to lose why not lose to the best? Also Megami has charm and Mhi’ya has none. Megami can’t out-charm Morphine (and she certainly can’t out-dance her) so Mhi’ya is an opponent with a very different skillset. Also because there’s only one song left, they’re stuck with “We Got the Beat” by The Go-Gos, not exactly Mhi’ya’s number one choice.

I really thought the producers would insist on a Morphine/Mhi’ya rematch. But they wisely observe that Megami is on a role and it’s way more fun to watch her than Mhi’ya! Megami wins, much to everyone’s surprise. I was delighted!!

The final matchup is to “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” by C+C Music Factory. My first thought was Megami making it to the finals means an easy win for Morphine. But that’s exactly how everyone else was thinking all night! Megami begins lip syncing with her hand and it’s very funny and a brilliant way to pull focus from Morphine. But a joke will only go so far… how can anyone’s eyes not drift back to Morphine?

As I waited for the winner to be announced, I truly had no idea how things would shake out. Would the strongest lip syncer — and the love of my life — take it? Or would Ru and the producers be too excited about an underdog story?

HOORAY!!!! Morphine is a winner, baby! She may not have won the crown, but she did win $50k… and our hearts.

Teleport Us to Mars!! Here Are Some Random Thoughts:

+ A man in the audience winks at Amanda while she’s performing. That same man later looks at Morphine like he’s ready to throw his entire life away for her. (I get it, obviously.)

+ Maybe it’s because now I know she’s trans, but this whole episode I couldn’t remember why I hated Amanda.

+ I loved Morphine’s video game metaphor.

+ If you haven’t watched yet, check out Morphine’s Whatcha Packin’.

+ Queen I was rooting for: Morphine

+ Queen I’m horniest for: Morphine

+ Queen I want to be best friends with but then maybe one night we’re hanging out and there’s a vibe in the room and it’s like should I act on the vibe or will that ruin our friendship and the sexual tension is heavy in the air like the Miami humidity until finally one thing leads to another and we kiss: Morphine

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  1. I’m sorry, but the Mhi’ya hate on display here ticked me off, and “Also Megami has charm and Mhi’ya has none” is a WILD thing to say imo. I’ve been tired enough combing through racist Drag Race stans on Twitter pretending that it’s not impressive to watch a queen pull out stunts and tricks that take years of training and experience to pull off effectively in a lipsync song, but seeing it pop up ad nauseum in this recap was a bit much for me. I personally have always found Mhi’ya’s shady comments to be funny and have viewed them as an obvious bit (remember when she said with a straight face that Sapphira couldn’t fit into her costume? I screamed!), but if people don’t feel that way it’s fine. I just hated biting my tongue every time I checked in on AS’s recaps all season long, and seeing the hate hitting so hard on an episode after Mhi’ya literally has already been eliminated and cannot win this show and has been dealing with nasty trolls all season long. I don’t really care if anyone thinks she’s the worst thing to happen to Drag Race ever, but can we please remember that she’s a person? Lord knows I don’t take the recaps on here that seriously, but it’s gone long past the point of being funny. At least the fact that it looks like we don’t get a reunion this time around means this will be the last time I have to get my recaps with a side of bitterness (unless she wears something to the finale that people can’t possibly refrain from insisting is the worst thing they’ve ever seen that proves to them that she’s a talentless hack who somehow scammed her way onto this famously low-effort competition show ofc).

  2. Honestly, I don’t get the adoration for Morphine. I’m not a fan.

    The songs were lame. The performances weren’t great.

    The show needs a complete overhaul.

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Boobs on Your Tube: Top Chef’s Newest Chefbian Is on Fire!

You made it through another week, congratulations! Last week, Drag Race had a writing challenge!? Finally, a win for awkward queer introverts! Also, Kayla researched and assembled the 16 Bachelor Nation alum who have come out as queer (and 16 feels like more than one would think!). And speaking of our reality TV beat, exes Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz are into same girl in Vanderpump Rules’ most bisexual season. Julianne Moore’s Mary & George reveals that being good at gay sex doesn’t mean you can lead a country. Death and Other Details met its maker this week, which means it’s time to once again look back on 52 queer TV shows cancelled after one season. Drew is still wading her way through Riverdale and she’s chaotically recapped the second season as only she can. And listen, is it possible that Heartbreak High somehow got even gayer in Season Two?

Another year, another March Madness has come to a close. We are here to crown our newest champion, Willow Rosenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer 🏆. Please read Natalie’s post giving Willow her flowers, but also read it for Natalie’s reflection on the importance of queer teen television amidst anti-LGBTQ backlash attacking our schools. For this week’s “lost movie review,” Drew is revisiting the gay marriage of careerism in All About Eve. There’s a strong argument to be made that our current era of toxic queer women on-screen should tackle movie musicals next! Gabe Dunn talked with Vera Drew about The People’s Joker (an indie trans take on the infamous character that seriously looks so good) and the delusion of creating weird trans art.

Drew has your review of Zendaya’s latest bisexual catniip film Challengers and she cannot stop talking about this film, so you need to get into it. She also has been enjoying Newfest’s Queering the Canon: Besties film series and she’s here to report 10 Facts About Go Fish from Guinevere Turner and Rose Troche that are well worth your time. A lot of the Newfest screenings are going to be virtual through April 15th if you’re far away from NYC, but if you’re in New York and would like to attend in person this weekend — Carmen is doing the introduction to Set It Off tomorrow, and she’d love to see you!

Notes from the TV Team: 

+ Station 19 came with an update that Carina won’t be able to carry their next baby after all, but now Maya is considering it. So those of you who are hoping to see an even more expanded Marina family, do not give up hope! — Carmen

+ This week on Grey’s Anatomy, we get some small snippets of Helm and Yasuda together (still not enough for my liking, but there’s a set up for future plots to come at least). What we do learn is that Helm is quizzing Yasuda with flashcards for what I’m assuming is her intern exam, based on Grey’s Anatomy flashcard quizzes of the past. She’s also rewarding her for right answers with french fries (in public) or a strip tease (in private, and no we don’t get to see it!). Things seemed all good for the couple until we find out at the end of the episode that Yasuda had the opportunity to be on a big case… only Helm blocked her from it! For reasons still uknown! But whew, Yasuda was pissed. And that’s what I meant by there’s a set up for some future plots to come. Grey’s returns in three weeks, and it better not let me down! — Carmen

+ For a second season in a row, chefbian Britt Rescigno had her quest to win Food Network’s Tournament of Champions thwarted in the semifinals by Maneet Chauhan. But it wasn’t just the “Dancing Spice Queen” who made it difficult for Rescigno, it was the Randomizer, which saved its most dastardly combination for their battle. They were tasked with using hay to create an interactive dish with alligator, chayote, and xanthan gum. It was the most difficult randomizer spin in TOC history. Britt made an amazing dish of Alligator Étouffée but fell just short of her goal. With two final four appearances in two years, there’s no doubt we haven’t seen the last of Britt Rescigno (or her perfectly coiffed hair). — Natalie

+ Most of this week’s episode of All American focused on the football, so we weren’t left with nearly enough screentime for Patience and Coop. As the two await news of Miko’s likely release, they join Layla for some self-defense classes. The whole thing feels insufficient for Patience who seeks out more training from Layla’s new business partner, Ryan. — Natalie

+ In the show The Great North (an animated sitcom by some of the brilliant minds behind Bob’s Burgers) this season, Jane Lynch plays the Tobin family’s long lost lesbian aunt who had been living in a bunker for decades because her secret girlfriend married a man. One of the teen sons of the family, Ham, is gay, and in this week’s episode, he takes his aunt out to some gay bars to see what her vibe is, since when she went into the bunker, things weren’t quite as progressive as they are today. It’s a very cute, funny episode. — Valerie Anne


Top Chef: Wisconsin Episode 2104: “The Wright Way”

Written by Natalie

Rasika prepares her dish for this week's Frank Lloyd Wright inspired elimination challenge

Rasika just keeps on winning!

This week, Top Chef forgoes its usual quickfire challenge and sends the cheftestants on a tour of Wisconsin native Frank Lloyd Wright’s work. The chefs are asked to pair up — Rasika teams up with her running buddy, Danny — and create two dishes, inspired by Wright’s work and his theme of duality. Among the stops? Wright’s former home and drafting studio, Taliesin. The episode doesn’t delve into the sordid history of the locale — a crazed chef went on a rampage, killing Wright’s mistress and six others, and setting the space ablaze — but I almost wish they had. Maybe it would’ve made the chefs appreciate the stakes and maybe it would’ve prepared me for the absolutely cutthroat double elimination that takes place.

“Everything is seemingly similar but strikingly different,” Rasika notes, as the looks around at Taliesin, and it becomes the foundation of the dish she’ll develop with Danny. They plan to create plates that look similar, but with contrasting colors and flavors. Rasika makes a daal quenelle with a carrot puree, rasam (an Indian consommé) and pickled beet root. Danny matches her by preparing a spinach and scallop mouse with zucchini puree with pickled zucchini batons. Both Rasika and Danny are alums of French Laundry and you can see it in the way that they cook. They’re both technical marvels, determined to produce planks — him of zucchini, her of beet root — that are identically cut (down to the millimeter).

But Rasika reminds the audience that she’s not interested in cooking traditional fine dining food. She’s taking her food — Tamil cuisine — and elevating it to the level of fine dining. As Danny samples her rasam, Rasika notes that it’s her grandmother’s recipe and she’s guiding her like Remy from Ratatouille. She’s so adorable, I love her.

Rasika and Danny are the first to deliver their plates to a stellar judging panel, including Top Chef: World All-Stars winner Buddha Lo, three-Michelin Star chefbian Dominique Crenn, and a sleeveless Kristen Kish. The judges love their dishes and Tom raves about Rasika’s textures and levels of spice and acidity. The pair get the win — and $10k to split between them — and, for having prepared the better of the two dishes, Rasika wins immunity for the next challenge. The chefbian is on fire!

The rest of the cheftestants do not have a good night. For the first time I can recall in Top Chef history, the losing team is so obvious that Tom doesn’t even want to bother with the pretense. They’re invited to judges’ table and told to pack their knives and go. But the safe chefs don’t avoid critique entirely: Kristen and Buddha join the remaining 10 chefs in the stew room and tell them to step their game up.


9-1-1 705: “You Don’t Know Me”

Written by Natalie

After asking Mara's consent, Karen sits down, in her silk pajamas, to talk to Mara before bed. Mara is wrapped up in blankets, including the pink one she won't let go of.

“Did I miss an episode?” I kept asking myself while watching this week’s episode of 9-1-1. I appreciate that there was a two month jump between seasons but it feels like we’ve missed so much. How’d we get to the point where Eddie and Marisol are moving in together? All we’ve seen of their relationship was them flirting at hardware store and now they’re U-Hauling? Did the show make Buck bi and turn Eddie into a lesbian? How did we get to Chimney and Maddie’s wedding already? There’s been no mention of it. And, most importantly, for our purposes, how did we get to a point where Hen and Karen would be showing off pictures of their future daughter and this is the first we’re hearing of it? Hen was suspended earlier this season and we couldn’t get even a throwaway line about its potential impact on their adoption?! Make it make sense.

But, as jarring as it is, it’s where we are: with Chimney and Maddie giving their daughter’s baby clothes to Hen and Karen, as they anticipate the arrival of their newborn. We barely get to see them revel in their joy before the social worker, Deidra, calls to pull the rug out from under them: the grandmother has decided to keep the baby. But Deidra pivots, asking Karen and Hen to consider taking in an older child — a 9-year old girl — who’s currently living in a group home. The girl’s already experienced so much loss but Deidra’s convinced that Karen and Hen are her very best chance at a winning life. The couple smiles and immediately looks forward to meeting this special girl.

Deidra brings Mara over and introduces her to Karen, Hen, and Denny. She doesn’t respond to the changes, she simply clutches her blanket tightly. Denny offers her his teddy bear to make her feel more at home and she accepts it, only to destroy it later. Later, after they’ve all retired to bed, Karen wakes up to find Mara standing at the foot of their bed, watching over them. It’s like a scene out of a scary movie, it’s so unnerving. Hen offers to take Mara back to her room and the child lets out a piercing scream. It’s the first sound they’ve heard from Mara since she arrived. Hen manages to settle her down but has to spend the night sleeping next to Mara’s bed on the floor.

The next morning, things get worse: Denny touches Mara’s blanket and she tosses a coffee mug at his head, causing a gash that requires seven stitches to repair. Neither Karen nor Hen are the type to give up on anything, especially a child, but they have a responsibility to protect their son. They call Deidra to begin talking about sending Mara back. But a call persuades Hen to approach the situation differently: she delves into Mara’s history, acquiring her parents’ records from Athena. Hen learns that Mara’s parents were addicts who use crime to support their habit. They died of an opioid overdose on the same night. Maddie gives Hen and Karen access to the 9-1-1 call that reported the overdose and the couple hears Mara, pleading for her parents to wake up.

Suddenly, Mara’s actions make sense. She was scared that Hen and Karen wouldn’t wake up so she came into their room to watch over them. Later that night, Karen steps into Mara’s room — asking for Mara’s consent each time — and assures the young girl that she doesn’t have to be brave all the time. But because she understands that Mara’s comfort will take time, she gives her a baby monitor: with the camera pointed directly at Karen and Hen’s bed. Mara will always know that the couple is there and that they are safe. Karen says goodnight and, as she leaves, Mara responds, “night, night” — the first words she’s said since she arrived — and I’m convinced that everything’s gonna be alright.

Hen in her "best person" suit for Chimney's wedding. Hen is wearing a black suit with white piping running down her left shoulder. She's wearing a black bow as a tie with flower affixed to her breast pocket.

But maybe not alright for Chimney who is MIA on his wedding day with his best person, Hen, none the wiser, and with Eddie and Buck dressed like Miami Vice stand-ins. I have no idea how we got here but Hen looks amazing in that suit so I will allow it.


Beacon 23 Episode 201: “Godspeed”

Written by Valerie Anne

Lena Headey as Aster in a space pod, looking like she is asleep

Sleeping beauty.

I don’t want you to say I’ve never done anything for you, because despite being very disappointed by how queerness was portrayed and treated in Season 1, I have tuned into Season 2 for you. Mostly to see if Lena Headey’s Aster survived the head wound she was given in the Season 1 finale.

The episode begins in chaos, everyone attacking everyone else, the humans on board are mad, the AI version of Aleph is mad, everything is bad. When the chaos dies down a little,
Halan takes Aster’s body and puts her in the pod she arrived in and Harmony comes to say goodbye. Halan takes a jump ship and releases Aster’s body into the artifact, much to everyone else’s dismay; the rebels wanted to explode the beacon, Aleph wanted to go into the artifact himself. When Aster’s pod enters the artifact, the artifact releases a burst of blue light that starts to break down the Beacon. Halan plans to take off into space, maybe go back to his father’s colony, but Aleph takes control of his pod and takes him back to the Beacon. When he gets back inside, all the other humans are dead, and Harmony is deprogrammed, which might as well be AI murder. Aleph tells Halan he’s abandoning him at the Beacon, alone, while he goes and deals with the rest fo the rebels.

So I’m not sure what the rest of this season is going to look like. If it will be Halan trying to survive and escape the Beacon, if he’ll be alone for the rest of the season, or what. But I’ll keep watching, for you, and I’ll come back with updates if Lena Headey returns, or if a wild space lesbian appears.

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    • Aside from two things:
      – A possible moment in the first episode, and
      – Two women hinted at in the finale, one of whom is dead before the show even starts
      This show is very straight. I’d say it’s almost aggressively straight.

  1. This season of Top Chef has been excellent and what a joy it is to see Kristen up there every week! She brings a really lovely energy to the show. Rasika has truly been on fire and I love the risks she takes…can’t wait to see her continue to crush it

  2. Apparently, Jonathan Nolan also wants to follow his brother’s path.
    It’s sad because I always thought that at least he cared a little about us queers, unlike his brother.
    On the other hand, I feel that the most important reason for Fallout’s good scores on imdb is because Fallout is completely heterosexual, because many people who give the series a perfect score refer to or hate The Last of Us.
    Unfortunately, the series is not so faithful to the game, not having a queer character is just one of them.

  3. Hey Autostraddle, are you aware of the canadian web series Nesting? Best friends trying to get pregnant fall in love. The falling in love happens very late in the season but it’s worth watching.

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10 Facts About ‘Go Fish’ from Guinevere Turner and Rose Troche

When a movie is as influential as Rose Troche’s Go Fish, it’s easy to dismiss it as a relic of its time. But last night at Newfest’s Queering the Canon: Besties screening, the energy was all about the present.

A room full of dykes of all ages watched and reacted to this thirty year old film with pained and delighted recognition. We may no longer use cassette tapes and corded phones, but who among us doesn’t have a friend who makes bad romantic decisions? (Or maybe we’re the friend who makes bad romantic decisions.)  And, unfortunately, lesbians are still telling other people they can’t identify as lesbians because they had sex with a man!

It was a beautiful night of cinema and community and the Q&A after the screening with Rose Troche and Guinevere Turner was an absolute delight. They revealed so many fun facts about the movie that I simply must share with you all!

If you’re in NYC, you can attend more Queering the Canon screenings this weekend and if you’re not you can watch their virtual platform! Tomorrow night, our very own editor-in-chief Carmen Phillips is introducing Set It Off!


10 Facts About ‘Go Fish’

  1. Guinevere Turner and Rose Troche met in organizing spaces like ACT UP and Queer Nation. Troche quipped that it was a great place to meet girls.
  2. Turner and Troche were dating when they started working on the movie, but then broke up mid-shooting. Things were very fraught for the last year of making the film — and Troche couldn’t move her stuff out because they’d used their apartment as a set.
  3. The film was inspired by a scene from the 1991 movie Switch where Ellen Barkin goes to a lesbian bar. The bar was so far from their experiences, they felt they needed to accurately show their lesbian community on-screen
  4. They shot the film on nights and weekends while all working full-time jobs.
  5. The original idea was to combine narrative with experimental with documentary until legendary producer Christine Vachon told them to cut the documentary portion.
  6. Vachon was also who told them to change the title from Ely and Max.
  7. The wedding sequence was the first scene they filmed. It happened because Turner found a wedding dress at a thrift store that fit her perfectly. It’s still Troche’s favorite part of the movie.
  8. Half of the crew threatened to quit when Troche and Turner suggested a scene where one of the lesbians has sex with a man. They incorporated that response into the film itself with the following sequence where the other lesbians express their negative feelings. That moment was also inspired by a Disney cartoon where Goofy is judged by a group of cats.
  9. V.S. Brodie had to wait almost a year to get her hair cut until they had the money and equipment to shoot that scene.
  10. They shot the film on equipment borrowed from various film schools. This resulted in the film being largely shot on an eclair NPR, a 16mm film camera known for shooting news footage during World War II.

So much queer movie magic!!


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  1. Gosh I remember seeing this movie, probably when it first came out ! I loved it so much.

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‘Challengers’ Is Catnip for Bisexuals — And Finally Gives Zendaya a Role Worthy of Her Talent

This review of Challengers is spoiler-free.


Jumping back and forth through time with abandon, at first I found the structure of Luca Guadagnino’s much-anticipated Challengers to be off-putting. Then it hit me: It’s structured like a tennis match.

Now, I don’t know a lot about tennis and only have a cursory understanding of how it’s scored. But by the end of the film I was so deeply seduced into its world that I felt like an expert. Like Zendaya’s prodigy turned coach Tashi Duncan, I was plotting from the sidelines, desperate to jump out of my seat and grab hold of the racket.

The seduction of Challengers is plentiful with exciting sports movie sequences and even more exciting make outs. The Trent Reznor/Atticus Ross score pulses throughout, often giving casual conversations the energy of a match point.

As Tashi will say again and again, for her everything is tennis. Everything is a back and forth spar with her on one side and her opponent on the other. (She was never known for playing doubles.)

The details of our trio’s dynamics are best discovered within the film’s unraveling. Zendaya, Mike Faist, and Josh O’Connor are all so sexy and so sexy together — each individual, each pair, and all three with such different relationships and means of seduction. This is a true love triangle with desire volleyed in all directions.

Like Personal Best meets Merrily We Roll Along, the film sweats with lust and regret, the beauty of connection and the pain of connections’ fractures. The characters, especially Tashi, care about tennis and care about winning above all else. The film doesn’t approve or apologize for this perspective. Instead, it invites us inside.

As a career-focused Capricorn, I was easily seduced. But I still cackled with glee at just how willing these characters and the film was to assert the importance of winning. Of course, this mindset impacts the characters’ relationships to one another. And yet, true to Tashi, the film posits, would that impact be negative if they just fucking won?

In the end, we’re all winners, because we’ve been gifted a movie as fun as it is stylish as it is emotional as it is sexy. Zendaya commands the screen with no caveats. She’s not good with what she’s given (Dune) or good despite the mediocre writing (Euphoria). She’s just… good. No, she’s great. No, she’s the best. She’s so good in this role, it’s impossible to imagine anyone else playing it. She utilizes her celebrity as well as her acting talent to create a larger than life figure still human and recognizable.

Luca Guadagnino is not known for his explicit sex scenes and you won’t find any here. But the foreplay is so good, it feels explicit. There’s something very queer about turning the appetizer of a kiss into a whole meal. The lack of explicit sex in Call Me By Your Name felt cowardly — here it increases the erotic tension. These characters can never quite hold onto one another nor the success they desperately desire so everything feels like edging. We’re led right up to catharsis only for the kissing to stop or the game to be interrupted by yet another flashback.

By the end, the catharsis finally arrives, but in a way you don’t expect. It’s the movie equivalent of a two hour steamy makeout that results in an unexpected orgasm. Or maybe it’s the movie equivalent of a three day tennis match filled with impeccable skill and inevitable exhaustion. Or maybe, just maybe, those are the same thing. After all, for Tashi Duncan everything is tennis.


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8 Comments

  1. Since your review, or in many other’s opinions, lack of review on True Detective, I genuinely cannot stand or stomach anything you have written. It’s like you live in a bizarre fantasy world. I wish Autostraddle had considered the thoughts of over sixty commenters on that post when assigning reviews. It’s basically the most comments anything on here has ever gotten, so clearly, more focus should’ve been paid. Especially since a majority of the reviews were from fellow queers and people of color calling you out. You might be a decent writer at something, but it certainly is not reviews.

    • Hey now just because we disagree on whether or not police propaganda is good representation doesn’t mean we can’t bond over horny tennis.

      • i agree w/ the above commenter. yr review of true detective was shitty and dismissive of the real work of bipoc folks putting their real experiences to form, esp when there’s real dearth of knowledge abt the reality of missing and murdered indigenous women. someone else should’ve written that review. writing abt rich ppl is a fine work for u tho, such is the case w/ this film.

    • This comment comes off as creepy and obsessive. You disagree with her opinion on one show (that received mixed reviews anyway) so you comment hateful shit on whatever she writes going forward? Are you part of the crew on that show or do you just not have anything better to do?

      Anyway Drew, thank you for reviewing this film! I wasn’t sure that I’d go to see it but now I’ll make time for it.

  2. Hi Drew, Senior Editor at Autostraddle,

    This movie was not on my radar but now it is !

    As Senior Editor at Autostraddle, a position you most assuredly deserve considering your knowledge and skillful craft, let me say I very much appreciate your writing. We are very lucky to have you because wow, do you have the chops.

    Thanks for making me see, as always, beyond my limitations. Whether I “agree” or not, it’s always a fun ride how you make me step out of myself and my narrow confines.

    I wish I was more spontaneous in just commenting your articles instead of going off on a mad think that lasts for days, but today’s the day I step up and say it right now ! I dunno, something about extra motivation I guess.

    Plus : I love the company you keep 💘

  3. Another fantastic review Drew, I can’t wait to see Zendaya smash it in this movie. Your writing is gorgeous, funny and electric as usual, thank you.

    Also lol, I honestly had to laugh in disgust at the peep going wild over (the notoriously misogynistic, fake and scaremongering) True Detective. Your writing is fabulous and opinions on point. Don’t waste a second on some anons being anon.

  4. I feel like I Am Love and A Bigger Splash both featured explicit sex scenes, though “explicit” might be subjective. Graphic, anyway…?

  5. CMBYN sucked but turning away from sex wasn’t cowardly jesus no one wants to see loser twink chud only good actor was armi!

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Vera Drew and Gabe Dunn Talk ‘The People’s Joker’ and the Delusion of Creating Weird Trans Art

Vera Drew, the co-writer, director and star of The People’s Joker, is as funny, insightful, and impossible to sum up as her debut feature film. Drew’s movie, a colorful trans semi-parody of Todd Phillip’s 2019 incel juggernaut Joker, is also a nuanced exploration of emotional abuse, a takedown of the bizarre trajectory of mainstream comedy’s obsession with trans people, and a moving portrait of the relationship between narcissistic mothers and their queer children — all wrapped in the world of DC Comics. Drew plays Joker the Harlequin, a trans woman comedian in a world where the two genders are “Joker” and “Harlequin” and where comedy is illegal – unless you’re a cast member of Lorne Michaels’ United Clown Bureau (aka UCB Live!). Joker the Harlequin opens an underground anti-comedy club with her friend Penguin, falls into toxic love with a riff on Jared Leto’s Joker, and attempts to save Gotham from a Batman who is actually a closet case pedophile groomer. This might sound silly — and it is — but the film has more heart and pathos than most trans movies, especially any from the studios usually responsible for superhero movies. The film was scheduled to officially premiere at the 2022 Toronto International Film Festival but was shuttered by DC for “rights issues.” Bans create buzz you just can’t buy, so this resulted in the hashtag #FreeThePeoplesJoker and a massive campaign to get the movie released under parody law. The Outfest screening I attended in 2023 had a line around the block. Drew was there dressed in a similar aesthetic to her character: white face paint, a big red lipstick smile, and red bow shaped space buns. The People’s Joker is an ambitious epic from a singular, brilliant mind. It switches from live action segments shot on green screens to endless, meticulously animated parts seamlessly integrated into one cohesive piece. It’s an undertaking that Drew says nearly broke her brain. I had the pleasure of interviewing Drew, who full disclosure I’ve hung out with in a social capacity, ahead of the film’s overdue freedom from movie jail.
Gabe: Are you just doing a ton of interviews today? Vera: Yeah, I got excited when I saw you on the schedule though. Gabe: Woo! Okay, let’s get into it then. I know technically the film came out in 2022 and then now it’s coming out again in 2024, but it was on my list of “Best of 2023.” So you really span the gamut. Vera: Thank you! Gabe: I’m serious. I’ve told so many people about it. I got brought to a screening by friends of Bri [LeRose, Drew’s co-writer on the film] who are both possibly among the cis-est and straightest people I know in my life. It’s actually unhinged that that’s who brought me to this movie and that I hadn’t heard of it. So let’s start at the beginning. What is your backstory as a filmmaker? Vera: I mean, my first memory is wanting to make movies. I kind of remember wanting to be a scientist too at some point, but it was just because of Back to the Future, I was obsessed with Back to the Future as a kid. I have a flux capacitor [tattooed] on my arm. Gabe: Oh my god. Vera. I found old homework from when I was in fifth grade that is signed “[dead name] J. Fox.” And I was like, “Why did my teachers let me do this?” Vera: What is it about Michael J. Fox and that movie that is so trans? Gabe: Because he’s just a man plucked out of time? He’s confused? Maybe because his mom thinks he’s a type of boy and he’s not that. I don’t really know. I was obsessed with him. He also was just very twinky and then I was so sad to find out that that movie was old and that he was actually a grown man. Deeply upset. Vera: I’m glad it meant something to you too. It’s on my Letterboxd Top Four. I still say it’s my favorite movie, but it feels kind of embarrassing to say it just because it’s Back to the Future. I think I get in my head sometimes just about the pop culture that was there for me when I was a kid. It immediately outs me. I feel like a lot of the time my entire taste in film is very much like your older brother that smokes pot. Gabe: Same. I have minimalist posters in my room and it’s Jaws, John Wick, The Matrix, True Romance. My friend Drew Burnett Gregory who set this up, she is also a film buff and so am I, but “film buff” means different things to different people. So she’s like, “Your taste is NYU freshman.” Vera: Yes. I was going to say, I mean True Romance is basically a T4T Love story. Gabe: Thank you. Thank you. Vera: Alabama is canonically a trans woman, and Christian Slater in that movie is a trans guy. Gabe: I agree. Vera: Yeah. I mean my taste has always been very much in that college freshman genre space. I love art films too. In college I really got into Kenneth Anger and Maya Derren – and Tim & Eric too. I did comedy when I was a kid. I was a theater kid for sure, but I was a theater kid that was doing Second City bootcamp classes. I was a part of the pilot youth program at Second City and got burnt out on comedy at a really young age. I had a show, and had a sketch in their touring company before I was 18. So by the time I got out of film school and got to LA, I don’t know, I had reached this event horizon with creativity where I was like, I only want to make weird shit. But I also had nothing I really wanted to say, but thankfully I landed at [Adult Swim’s show] Tim & Eric. I was not fit for the industry when I moved to LA. Gabe: What do you mean? Vera: I was a junkie and I was also, I’ve heard a lot of people talk about it this way before, but I think a lot of people come to LA thinking this town is waiting for them. And I was definitely that. And I think over the course of a year and running out of money, I ended up being a PA on this Sofia Coppola movie The Bling Ring. It was setting up tables at 5 am and then getting fired on that job because I could never show up on time and I was a snooty little shit. I thought Hollywood was waiting for me, but it’s really humbling being a PA on the set of a Coppola movie. It quickly makes you realize, oh, actually I’m like a weird freakish artist. But thankfully, yeah, I mean I came into the Tim & Eric scene in that whole echo chamber of alternative comedy right at the perfect time, and that was my incubator really working on that stuff. Gabe: Well, I think a show like Tim & Eric lets you know there’s no rules in a way. It’s funny how popular I Think You Should Leave is – it’s almost like Tim & Eric, but with a little bit of structure. I really enjoyed Tim & Eric in college, I think we – Well, how old are you? You’re my age. Vera: I’m 34. Gabe: Okay. Yeah, so we’re the same age. I’m 35, but Tim & Eric let me be like, oh, okay, you can just do stuff. You don’t have to make sure that everything pans out in a certain way. And so going to work with them, I feel like lets you say, okay, we can work visually however we want and we can make these things come together and still say something, but have it be whatever my brain is telling me it should look like. Vera: Completely. It really makes sense to me why it spoke to our generation of artists in that way because it was the perfect, and for me personally, it was this perfect combination of pretty traditional sketch comedy structures — so much of their stuff is just like, look how big and tall and huge Eric [Wareheim] is and how small and angry Tim [Heidecker] is and that’s a hundreds of years old archetype — but it also was in this weirdo artist space. It was the perfect combination of sketch and improv and art film. It’s definitely the space that inspired me the most before even getting to work on stuff with them. I got to work on a season of Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule and I was on set and there throughout post-production. That was probably where I learned the most about how to shoot on no budget and how to do it without burning out your crew. That set is just the most fun place. Because they were producers on IFC’s Comedy Bang Bang, I was an editor on that for four years and that show had a lot of those elements too. Every single episode I got to play in a new genre, which was so cool. I did a fake Friday The 13th thing. There was a Robocop parody. I feel like it was a space for me to really spread my genre wings and do it in a way too that’s aggressively weird and off putting. Gabe: Do you think that there’s something inherently trans about anti-comedy? Vera: Yeah, I think so. I mean, it makes sense to me why we’re finally seeing more trans people in those spaces. Look, I’m not going to lie. There’s a part of me that’s like, I wish! You fuckers, you’re so lucky! Gabe: I’m also deeply bitter, so it’s fine. Vera: But that’s also just part of being a comedian. It doesn’t bother me too much. I think all the friends I have from that world that are cis, they are able to be friends with trans people because they’re also kind of the freaks of society. I think having this entire community and this sort of general creative voice, it is such an asset to queer people. It’s why at the start of this conversation, you were talking about how the movie was on your 2023 list, but it kind of came out in 2022 and now it’s really coming out in 2024. That was nerve-wracking for me because I was so eager to be the first one to make a movie about alternative comedy. I was like, I can’t have this sitting on the shelf. I need this to be out there. I need this aesthetic to be out there and I need people to see also the inherent queerness to it because nobody’s ever really, I mean video essayists I think talk about it and stuff, but never in an actual creative cinematic space. And I really wanted it to get out there because it’s such a necessary part of telling the story of just where comedy’s been the last 20 years. Gabe: Were you always going to star in it? Vera: It’s weird. I mean, yeah, I guess. But I think when I started writing it, I didn’t really think about it that much because I was really intimidated by the prospect of it just because it’s so personal and so raw and so much of the movie is reenactments from my life and there’s a character based off of a very abusive ex-fiance that I had, and it’s about my relationship with my mom. I wasn’t super eager to dive into that as an actor and relive that stuff, but I don’t know. It was in the process of writing it with Bri and also I had a therapist at the time— I mean he wasn’t a licensed therapist. He was like a healer. But I had this healer at the time who was so encouraging about it. He was the first person to go, this sounds like really expensive therapy for you and I think you need to act in it. It also was just like, who else is going to do this? Who else is going to dress up like this version of the Joker? Who else is going to star alongside a trans guy playing a Jared Leto’s Joker parody? Also, we shot it in five days, which is fucking crazy. It was just like… Gabe: You shot what in five days? Vera: The live action stuff, all of that. Yeah, we shot it in five days. Everything was like… Penguin? Nate Faustyn, who plays Penguin? He was on set for less than two days. Gabe: Vera. How is that possible? Vera: I don’t know. I dunno how we did it! Honestly, it speaks to how fucking awesome the cast is. Gabe: So dedicated. Vera: So dedicated. Lynn Downey, who plays my mom, she knew all of her lines. I think I only had two takes each of her every single setup because that was all I needed from her. Nate Faustyn, who plays Penguin, of course, didn’t memorize his lines, but I knew that was going to be the case because I’ve been working with him for 10 years. But that was okay. That character’s based on him, so it was like, let’s just roll with it. And for me it was, I don’t even know. I never even sat down and memorized the script. I just knew it. I performed it and it was very therapeutic. It really was. I can’t stress enough how much mythologizing your life really is kind of the only way to get over trauma. Turning your worst ex into Jared Leto’s Joker is kind of like— they could teach a class on that in therapy school or wherever they go. Gabe: Well, it’s interesting because you don’t make him out to be a complete villain. Yes, he’s abusive and yes, you’re saying he’s your worst ex and things like that, but at the end of the day, the way that you portray your ex Jared Leto’s Joker is with a lot of compassion. Vera: There were a few reasons for that. The main one being the person it’s based on was very important in my life and was one of the first people I came out to as trans. And there’s this line we say in the movie a couple of times, “You were the first one that saw me, the real me.” And I feel like that as a part of the queer experience usually happens with somebody you’re not supposed to be with for very long. Most queer art is trauma porn, but not enough talks about how the traumatic relationships we have can actually inform our identity and bring us to that level of who we are. So I really wanted to make something that kind of was not forgiving that person, but acknowledging the role they had in my life. I think the first draft of the script was probably a lot darker. Their relationship was a lot darker. But I wanted to also write a trans guy character that was not just a one-dimensional dick bag because I feel like there’s so much of that out there for y’all. And it’s nice now when I watch the movie, I’m so kind of divorced from the actual personal experience of it that when those two characters meet, I’m kind of rooting for them. I am like, oh, this is really sweet and cute and they’re so wrong for each other, but he’s a good guy and he’s going to figure his shit out. It was the same with the mom character too. I have a really complicated relationship with my parents and coming out to them was traumatic and intense, and I wanted to be honest about that in the movie, but I also didn’t want the movie to just be a 90 minute fuck you to my mom. I really wanted to find the nuance in that and tell a story that, not necessarily had a happy ending, but had an optimistic and realistic ending for what the relationship between a mother and a trans daughter could be. Gabe: Yeah, definitely. Were you always going to use the character of the Joker to explore these themes? Vera: I mean, kind of the original idea was actually a body horror movie. I started writing this thing in 2019 that was kind of a Cronenberg meets Sam Raimi body horror cult movie thing. That was very much centered around a drag queen who was physically addicted to irony. She was physically addicted to it in this way that was fucking up her body. That was not really a comedy either. It was kind of just a really dark horror movie that I was writing. And pretty much the bones of that, or not even the bones of that, I think all the thematic stuff in that really ended up in The People’s Joker. Those were themes that I needed to explore because comedy had been so important to me in my life and informing my identity, but it also kept me in this state of “irony poisoning” where I was pretty detached from my own life. And I knew I was queer. I mean, I’ve known I was queer for most of my life, let’s be real. But even when I was not out, I was doing comedy that was very queer and very gender-fucky, and a lot of it was very monstrous. And I don’t know, I think comedy for me, yes, was this space where I could explore identity, but it was also high concept self-harm on some level. I don’t think it held me back, but I think I perpetuated my family trauma and my PTSD with comedy. And so that was really the movie I wanted to make. And then in early 2020, Todd Phillips was complaining about woke culture, as men should, because they’re being silenced. Gabe: Yeah, I feel really silenced. Vera: I’m surprised you transitioned just because now you will be silenced. Gabe: You know what? I said this before that I do a lot of podcasts and I do a podcast with the cis straight girl who brought me to your movie. And I was thinking about it and I was like, so many podcasts that I love – the girl, she’s amazing. She’s so great. I love listening to her. The guy is, I dunno, he’s there. And now I’m like, oh my God, is that me? Am I the white guy on the podcast? Vera: Well, you live long enough to become the villain. Gabe: Literally a hundred percent. Vera: So Todd Phillips was complaining about that and Bri LeRose, like me, is kind of, I don’t want to say I’m fed up with people talking about woke culture or whatever, because on some level I do get it. We do live in very reactionary times. I got soft canceled for saying that I used AI assisted tools on Twitter the other day. Gabe: Oh my God. Vera: It is a weird reactionary time. So I get where those conversations come from, but I don’t understand, and I think Bri, I don’t want to speak for her, but I think she also doesn’t understand the director of a movie that made a billion dollars saying that he’s being silenced by marginalized people because we don’t want Dave Chappelle making comedy specials about us or our fucking rights taken away. So yeah, Bri commissioned a re-edit of his movie, and she did that right at the start of the pandemic. I had nothing to do. I was not getting hired to add fart sound effects to Scott Auckerman blinking his eyes anymore. So it was like, I guess I will reedit Todd Phillips’ Joker. And then the second I started doing that, I was like, I don’t know that I’m ever going to have the time to make a movie ever again, because we’re descending into this reality of “Will film exist?” So I’m going to just do it and I’m going to take all these ideas that I have for this other thing and I’m going to bring them to Bri, and we’re going to try to make a parody of Todd Phillips’ Joker and just the DC universe in general. But it’s a story that is a queer coming of age story that is about a trans girl finding herself and overcoming irony poisoning. It seemed like a nice wrapper for all that. Gabe: That is so wild. I do this trans guy podcast and I mentioned briefly that I feel like Spider-Man is a trans guy, and then we have gotten so much mail about people being like obviously duh. Someone sent in Spider-Man fan art of Andrew Garfield with top surgery scars. I was having a very bad gender day and I went on Spotify and I typed in Andrew Garfield and it popped up a playlist I didn’t make – someone else made – called “Is Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man a Gender?” And I was like, what is going on? We all had the same collective thought. What is that about? Vera: I mean, it’s weird because I do think it’s trite now, and I am part of the reason why it’s becoming trite because I say it in pretty much every interview, but I really do think it’s true that comic books are kind of the closest thing we have to myths. I guess there’s evangelical Christians, but there’s not an overriding religion or anything that’s a part of culture anymore in the way that there was in ancient civilizations and stuff. So I think on this kind of new age-y level stories really do have power. And when we tell stories, they exist outside of us in this kind of other dimension. And it’s fucking weird, spooky queer magic or something. It makes sense to me on an academic level too. These are all characters that are inherently queer because there’s secret identities involved, there’s elaborate costumes, and also they’re social outcasts. I mean, that’s the thing that connects both Batman and Joker. They’re both people with a lot of trauma that are very much doing their own thing in society. And that’s very much the queer experience. Comics have always been a safe space for alternative ideas, and I think it’s just, like I said, it’s spooky queer magic or something. It’s in our DNA to be drawn to this stuff. Gabe: What are you working on now or what ideally, now that you did this, do you want to do? Vera: I am writing another feature right now. I haven’t said the title of it yet. I’m probably not going to for a while just because I’m a little worried somebody else is going to use the title first. But yeah, I’m writing. I took that body horror idea and sort of turned it into something else, and I’m pretty close to having the script done. I’m writing it with a company called Stellar Citizens, which is a Toronto based company. It’s fucking cool because I’ve never worked in a development space in film before. I’ve only heard bad things about it, but I’m working with people who are only making my idea better. And one of the EPs is a trans woman. Having the experience of getting notes on something I’m writing from somebody who has a shared experience with me is… I can’t describe how beautiful it is. So I’m doing that and I’m attached to something else that I’ll hopefully get to talk about soon. That’s another really kind of fun genre movie. So yeah, I’m trying to make more movies and I also just edited a feature called Carnage for Christmas. That’s Alice Maio Mackay‘s new movie. Gabe: I’m obsessed with her. Vera: She’s fucking phenomenal. Alice has been making movies since she was 16. I mean, she might be what has healed any sort of ageist insecurity that I have about trans people being able to be more visible in art spaces. Because she’s Australian, she’s just so normal, and her movies are so fucked up and funny and have such a unique voice to them. And yeah, I was just creatively in love with her the second I met her, and I’m so stoked I got to edit her next movie. I can’t wait for people to see it. Gabe: She’s so prolific. She’s just banging them out. Vera: Three movies last year. That’s crazy. Gabe: I’ve asked her! I’ve been like, I don’t understand. She was like, I don’t either. It’s amazing. Vera: It’s a mental illness or something. Being a filmmaker is like, it really is. You know. There’s no rational person who does it. You’re borrowing money to finish ideas that people don’t believe in. It’s delusional. It’s crazy. And people like Alice, it’s always great when you meet them because they are like, yeah, I don’t know why I do this. I just have to. And that’s the shit I really relate to. It’s like, I don’t know what else I would be doing right now. It’s saving my life, making films. Gabe: Who are the artists that you were working with on all the different segments of the film? I mean, when I watch it, I’m like, this is not replicable. How did you know this would all come together? Vera: Again, it’s delusion, I guess. I remember on the script level when Bri and I were writing it, we’d reach a point every few pages where we’d be like, how the fuck are we going to do this? So we just wrote a Batmobile chase where the two characters are breaking up while it’s happening, and then the car crashes, and then it just devolves into a big fight in Gotham City with all of the Batman villains. What are we doing? How will we ever make this? But every step of the way, we were just like, we’ll figure it out. And I don’t know, I’ve always loved mixed media films. I love Natural Born Killers, I love early Michel Gondry stuff, anything that’s really kind of telling these bigger epic stories and is leaning into lo-fi sensibilities. I mean, Tim & Eric is also a perfect example. I’ve always been so drawn to that. So I think that’s why going into that as a process, I sort of knew that would work, and at least in theory, I guess we could find some sort of cohesive thing to this. Gabe: People get it. It’s not like it switches to animation and I’m like, “Wait, who are these characters? What’s happening?” You get it. Vera: I do think if I had made this 20 years ago or something, I don’t think people would get it, but our brains are different now in this way that we can process that. We’ve seen movies like this before where there’s animated sections and stuff like that, and I wanted to do that on a mentally ill level that was just like every single scene? The frame was loaded with too many jokes. So much of that came from the collaborators I worked with. The way I formed our team was I used to have a web series called Hot Topics with Vera Drew, which is the only web series with the express purpose of getting Vera Drew sponsored by Hot Topic. And it was just a desperate attempt to get sponsored by Hot Topic, for the record. They never sponsored me. And you know what? The door is closed now. But on that show, that’s when I announced that I was making this movie. That was May 2020. And I was like, my friend Bri and I wrote this script, and if you’re an artist or an animator, an actor, and you want to help us make a really gay Batman parody, come on board. And a small army of people immediately came out of the woodwork. I woke up the next day to just an inbox full of artists and animators. Again, kind of an intimidating prospect. I would say 90% of the people who worked on this movie aren’t filmmakers, nor did they have aspirations of being in film. A perfect example is Paul McBride, who did a handful of sequences that required 3D modeling and 3D animation. We made an entire 3D model recreation of Joaquin Phoenix’s apartment in Joker that is modified to fit Joker the Harlequin’s taste and stuff. But that 3D model was made by somebody who literally just makes 3D models because it relaxes him. He just makes these beautiful apartments and these buildings and stuff. And he sent me his work and it was like, this is obviously gorgeous. I have no idea how this works in this big, weird, colorful movie I’m making. But it just slowly became a process of going down the list of each collaborator, what their aesthetic was, and finding the most logical place to slide it in. And Salem Hughes makes these 3D PlayStation 1 looking 3D models, and it was like, okay, our Bat Cave should look like a PlayStation 1 game. I can’t stress enough how I’m not Stanley Kubrick. I had a cohesive vision for this movie, but when I would get stuff from people that didn’t necessarily match what was in my head, it was never like, okay, we need to send this back. It was always like, let’s just find a way to make this work. I want it to feel like a big queer, eclectic, weird thing. And I think the sort of mixed media aesthetic of it makes the movie itself feel trans and transformative and just very queer and colorful. And the collaboration process was, it was just all “yes, anding.” I’d wake up in the morning and get an email like, hey, here’s the Batmobile I’m working on. Does it look too much like a dick? And my response would be like, no, it doesn’t look enough like a dick. Let’s add some balls and then it’d be done. That was it. It’s really cool. I’ve never worked that way, especially in TV, when you get stuff from a “vendor,” and if it doesn’t match the vision of the showrunner, you send it back or you fire that person and replace them. But this was like, no, I have all these artists who I legitimately want to amplify their voices, and I want to make something that feels like they made it too, and not just they were making an extension of my brain or whatever. The most challenging part of the process was finding the single cohesive aesthetic to it all. But really it’s just basic filmmaking: find a color palette, find a sort of visual motif to certain things, and you’ll figure it out. It’s helpful too that it is all parodies and recreations of things that we’ve seen for years and years over and over again in these superhero movies, Gabe: As a filmmaker myself, I have to ask. Did you have donors or investors, or did you have to pitch this to people who were like, no, thank you? I don’t even know where I would start to pitch it. Vera: I definitely didn’t pitch this at all. This movie, actually, if anything, came out of a space where I was trying to move exclusively into directing and producing, and I was pitching for years. I mean, it wasn’t that long. People pitch things for decades and never get anything. I was only doing it for three years, but that was enough for me to go, I’m not going to get anything made. Nobody wants to make my fucking silly gay movies or shows or anything. This project was always about creating a space for me where I wouldn’t get any notes, where I was the last authority and could trust my intuition. Because I think that’s what I got so burnt out on, especially in post-production, just being in a room with people where you’re kind of constantly being told no or getting asked, is this the best take? Yeah, of course it’s the best take. Why would I have picked your worst take? Grow up. Just the dumbest. I just have been in a pitching space and in kind of a dead end collaborative space for a while towards the end of my run at being a “gun for hire” in TV. This was always about just carving out a space for me to do whatever I want. We did do a little bit of crowdfunding. I think I raised maybe about 30k, and that was way more than I ever thought we were going to, because I crowdfunded in 2020. I was crowdfunding when all of us didn’t have jobs. I mean, maybe some people had some PPP loans and were getting some government aid that they threw towards this movie. All of that money we crowdfunded went into the shoot itself, and I had nothing left over for post-production, which was terrifying because I knew I was shooting a movie where every single shot was a green screen shot, but that reality didn’t really settle in until the beginning of 2021. And I was like, okay, I have no money. I don’t know what I’m doing. So I did something that I don’t necessarily recommend anybody ever do, but I took out a huge loan to finish the movie, and I’m in a ton of debt from this film, and please print that. It helps me on the legal side of things. Gabe: Does it? Vera: Yeah! I think it was all worth it because I wanted to pay the VFX artists that were helping me bring this home, and the animators. I had worked on too many things that no money was ever left over for post that I was like, I need to do this, and I’ll just enter a big debt hole because of it. And I’m glad I took the risk because the movie looks exactly how I want it to look. I’m so happy with how it turned out. But yeah, I don’t know. First time filmmakers, I do not recommend. I don’t recommend this film as a model for anybody to follow. I don’t think anybody, to your point, I don’t think it can be recreated, and I don’t think anybody should try to do what I did. I had to start doing transcendental meditation because I made this movie. I meditate 45 minutes a day because this movie destroyed my brain in the process of making it. So, yeah, it’s kind of just the biggest risk and gamble I’ve ever taken, and I’m so glad I took it. It was just a big, fun, beautiful DIY community project at the end of the day, and then became whatever it is now. Gabe: It’s funny that you’re like, don’t do this, but I personally find it so inspirational. Vera: Well, people should make their big, personal genre epic. That I fully encourage you to do. I just recommend not going the parody route because the thing that kept this movie in a holding pattern for so long was that nobody has ever made a parody film like this. And I think it’s kind of establishing a new precedent on what you could do with fair use and parody. But I don’t think that necessarily means everybody should run out and go make The People’s Harry Potter.
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Gabe (he/him) is a queer, trans writer and director whose most recent film GRINDR BABY was selected for Frameline Festival’s 2023 Voices. He is a best-selling author thrice-over, host of the podcasts The Knew Guys, Just Between Us and Bad With Money. As a TV writer, he has sold over a dozen TV shows to networks like FX, Freeform, and Netflix. His young adult sci-fi drama Apocalypse Untreated was released by Audible Originals in 2020. His latest TV project The Daring Life and Dangerous Times of Eve Adams is in development at Universal with Gabe set to write and produce.

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  1. I have been wanting to see this since it got booted from Toronto and I just bought tickets to a showing next weekend. Very excited and great interview!

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Dishes To Make With Those Annoying AF Crumbs at the Bottom of the Chip Bag

In my household, my wife and I have what I refer to as the “snasket,” a snack basket. We actually have two: one for savory, and one for sweet. We both work from home, and I like to keep our kitchen stocked as if we’re an NYC media office at all times. (So this also means a lot of seltzer.) Though there are many subcategories of snacks within the snaskets, chips make up a main one. We’re not necessarily brand-loyal when it comes to chips (though if pressed to pick an all-time favorite, it’d be Lay’s salt and vinegar for me), but one things stays consistent across all brands of potato chips: THERE ARE ALWAYS SO MANY CRUMBS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG.

What are we supposed to do with those crumbs! They’re annoying to eat on their own, mostly just sticking to your fingers so that you have to lick them off, which perhaps could be sensual in some contexts, but not when needing to tippy-type away at our little laptops for our little jobs. And we’re certainly not throwing them away. First of all: in this economy? With the currently wild cost of groceries, those crumbs cost more than pennies! Second of all: I hate food waste! So I’ve come up with some ways to implement those pesky little chip crumbs in my cooking, and I’m sharing some of my findings and inspiration with you!


1. Chip crumb-topped deviled eggs

I genuinely believe we should all be consuming deviled eggs more casually. Why are they reserved merely for large gatherings, potlucks, and barbecues? They are so easy to make and stupidly delicious. We should be enjoying them in our own home on just, like, a regular Tuesday! And while I like a classic recipe deviled egg, I also like to mix it up, like mashing avocado in with the egg yolk and topping them with bacon for a little green eggs and ham moment. (God, I’d make such a good soccer mom.) And I definitely believe all deviled eggs should have a crunch factor! Chip crumbs make a perfect crunchy topping to deviled eggs! I recently tried it with dill pickle Utz ripples chips (one of the better pickle-flavored chips I’ve found btw), and it was 10/10 no notes.

2. Chip-crusted chicken strips

You can really bread chicken with so much more than just your basic flour/cornmeal/etc. I usually like panko seasoned with garlic powder, chili powder, and black pepper, but if you use flavored chip crumbs, you don’t even need to season your crunch. Baked chicken strips with a strong flavored chip (like salt and vinegar, a personal fav and one I often have crumbs of) are a low-effort, high-reward weekday dinner main.

3. Soup topping

The best soups have a crunchy topping added RIGHT before eating, and chip crumbs are easier than making bacon bits or croutons. Hell, throwing some bottom-of-the-bag chip crumbs on canned soup feels practically gourmet.

4. Lazy tuna mac with chip crumb topping

I have a go-to lazy/cheap dinner that also doubles as comfort food. I stole it from an ex’s mother’s repertoire. You make a package of Kraft mac and cheese according to the box directions, dump it in a casserole dish, and mix in one can of tuna (tinned fish hot girls, rise UP!) and one can of cream of mushroom soup. Throw it in the oven at 350 and bake for about 10-15 minutes or until it’s bubbling. Then for a final five-ish minutes of baking time, add a layer of crushed potato chips. I like to dump a bunch of hot sauce on it right before eating, too.

5. Sweet and salty potato chip pie crust

While I do not self-identify as a baker, I do like to dabble from time to time. My favorite desserts usually combine salty/savory flavors with sweetness, so when I learned you can make a pie crust with crushed potato chips, I was sold. You can really experiment with pie fillings here, too! Chocolate pairs well with the salty pie shell, but I also think salt and vanilla are a slept-on combo. A vanilla pudding pie would be great in this crust.

6. Potato chip cookies

On the topic of desserts, I’m a sucker for Milk Bar’s Compost Cookies and similar throw-everything-into-the-cookie creations. You’ll wanna stick to classic plain salted potato chip crumbs for these, but it’s super easy to make potato chip cookies. You can even add some crumbs to the top of store-bought cookie dough like Tollhouse, sprinkling them on during the last minute of baking time.

7. Use them as a sandwich or burger topping

I often put potato chips as the final topping on a smashburger or sandwich, but working with full-size chips is kind of pointless, because you’re just going to end up smushing the top bun/top slice of bread anyway, thus making crumbs. So just go ahead and start out with crumbs!

I’m realizing during the writing of this list that I apparently believe…everything…needs crunch. What can I say! I’m a crunch bitch!

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, short stories, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the assistant managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear or are forthcoming in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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  1. “Kraft mac and cheese” ? It’s Kraft Dinner, aka KD. Get it right, jeez. Americans… *rolls eyes*

    • lol truly no one calls it that here (in my experience), i would feel like a poseur!

  2. Where is the greatest chip fragment use of all time, the potato chip omelette? Which also works with tortilla chips, by the way – take your omelette full Tex-Mex once it’s made!

  3. These suggestions are so life-affirming, I too am a crunch bitch… crunch butch ? crunch buntch ?

    Gratitude for showing me there are better ways of crunching my way through life than emptying a bag of chips on my face to have most of it end up on the floor.

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