Hello! If you’re an Autostraddle Plus member, you’re well aware of the fact that we are very in need of money at this time. So we’re stocking the Autostraddle Store with all kinds of new stuff for the holiday season that we’re sure everybody will fall desperately in love with and feel compelled by forces larger then ourselves to purchase, en masse, for everybody they’ve ever known or loved or maybe even for themselves. Anyhow, you can look forward to that new merch rolling in circa Thanksgiving.
But just because we’re getting new stuff doesn’t mean there aren’t tons of classic and also-relatively-new items in the merch store right now that you perhaps have been craving with deep animal hunger! Maybe you look at your girlfriend or partner or best friend or barista and think “damn, that person really needs a Gender Traitor t-shirt.” Well wow!!! What a great day for you!!
model name: Terra Ace
pronouns: they/them
wearing: 2XL
height: 5’2
bra: 42DDD
jeans: 16/18
instagram: @honeytwat
fun fact: My first kiss told me they felt magic tingles when our lips touched and I didn’t have the heart to admit it was because of my 90’s mint lip plumper and not a cosmic soul connection.
Plus I bet you can’t believe how cheap some of these shirts already are!!! Like wow.
So, enter the code EARLYDECISION at checkout for 20% off in the Autostraddle Store, now through 11:59am PST on November 16th.
I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS SALE BUT ALSO HOLY SHIT CAN WE TALK ABOUT TERRA’S MODEL PHOTOS?!?!! BECAUSE THEY ARE ???????!!!!
THEY ARE SO HOT IT IS SO MUCH I AM DECEASED!
Oh no, am I about to buy my ex girlfriend and myself matching scissoring shirts?
a deep animal hunger? well, that’s just the way you make me feel (especially with that shirt already on sale AND with an additional 20% off omg!!)
I was looking for somewhere to mention that I bought the pink butch/sorte T-shirt earlier this fall, and it is very soft!
it is extremely soft! yes!
My order is confirmed and I’ll receive a confirmation number with my order number shortly. Take my money, my friends.
Thank you for shopping at the Autostraddle Store!!!! <3
Ugh I missed this by a couple of hours because I stayed in bed for ages this morning. I guess I’ll just have to buy my second scissoring tee at full price…
The old rusty red one showed sweat way too well to be comfortable (on top of me nervously worrying what the straights would think of the design), so I’m pumped for the black one!