Every stock photograph in any stock photograph database has a descriptive title that makes it easier to find the image you need through relevant search terms. When it comes to LGBTQ-related stock photography, some are just straightforward descriptions (“Lesbian couple”) (“two sexy girls with red glasses”), some are mish-mashes of key words and description (“people, homosexuality, same-sex marriage, gay and love concept, close-up of happy lesbian couple sitting on sofa at home”) and some are just COMPLETELY BONKERS.
This post pays tribute to the most poetic and touching stock photograph image descriptions found under the “lesbian” and “bisexual” tags.
1. Women touch each other’s ass and go on the road, because they are lesbians
Ugh I thought you had gum in here
2. Trendy bisexual girls hugging at camera
That’s right, hug my left butt cheek! Hug it so hard!
3. Close up of happy lesbian couple hugging at home
I’m so glad we sprung for that rainbow light filter at IKEA, baby, it really makes the living room come alive
4. Sexy Macho holding whip with lesbian lovers, threesome and bdsm
Okay well Heidi and I would feel a lot more comfortable if you could put the whip down and then leave the room and close the door behind you if that’s cool? Thank you so much
5. Tender Kiss of Two Brunettes
This is how brunettes have lesbian sex
6. Woman cheating on her boyfriend with an other girl at park
Quick hold my hand while my boyfriend’s head is tilted slightly in the general range of the opposite direction, he’ll never even know that you’re here
7. Female Best Friend forever holding hands together – love concept
As we go on / We remember / All the times we / Had together / And as our lives change / Come whatever / We will still be / Friends forever
8. The girl kissing a girl. Man in shock.
Looks like somebody stole my lady… AND my favorite flannel shirt
9. Two charming and very attractive lesbian girls flirting in magical forest on sunny day
Accio bug spray
10. Beautiful girl says the gossip in the ear of her surprised girlfriend
OH MY GOSH NOT HUGO AND KIM
11. Happy lesbian couple sits on a dinner table and having good time together
You’re happy, right? I’m happy. We’re happy. This is great.
12. Two beautiful girls twins in the studio, sisters, flirt
Ok sis now it’s YOUR turn to air-kiss ME
13. Sister Lovers
That’s right, we’re just two ordinary lesbian lovers who happen to also be sisters
14. Two sad girls sorry for each other outdoors
Do you think those dudes over there are gonna finish their beer or do you think they’d let us have some
15. Couple of women in love with lesbian rainbow flag
If we hold on forever and never let go, we too will become rainbow flags
16. Man’s dream three passion waiting sexy girls in the bed
17. Mistresses women hugging, they dressed in white and standing in the water
Now you are mine forever
18. Portrait of a young woman disguised as a man looking seriously – tomboy
Errrghhh I feel like my disguise isn’t working…
19. girl power concept – man-like young brunette acting stupid,showing her muscular arm for feminine independence,studio shot
20. Fun girl stick tongue out between two fingers showing cunnilingus sign.