The Basics



About Me


Chicago, IL

About Me

I’m a girl who is currently in between Grand Life Plans.
After pursuing a master’s degree in the field I love, I’ve found myself in a cubicle, pushing electronic mail for “The Man.” I’m increasingly desperate for ways to escape the drudgery of my job.

Check All That Apply

Lesbian, Femme




Looking For

Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, A Girlfriend, Business Contacts

Relationship Status

Single, Forever Alone


Drama-free is the way to be, I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter, my humor as my macaroni and cheese: dry and cheesy.


Beer, sleep, Tumblr, higher education, addictive science fiction shows which serve as metaphors for our broken-ass society, sarcasm, alone time.

Are You Out To Your....

Close Friends, Nobody, It's Complicated

What I Like

Favorite Books

The Things They Carried, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Silence of the Lambs,

Favorite Movies

The Silence of the Lambs, Ghostbusters, Saved, Mean Girls,

Favorite TV Shows

Battlestar Galactica, The X-Files, Arrested Development, Happy Endings, The Closer, Rookie Blue, South Park, Countdown with Keith Olbermann.

Favorite Sandwich

Peanut butter, honey, and cinnamon (with or without banana).

Favorite Quotes

“I’ll use every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have, down to my own eyeteeth, to end you!”