Quiz: Which Archetypal Queer Holiday Gift Are You?

Happy holigays to you! As a gift, I have prepared this quiz! I give you this gift every Sunday, but this one feels gift-ier, because it’s a quiz ABOUT gifts! Hope you enjoy!

Which Archetypical Queer Holiday Gift Are You?

What of the following would you be the most likely to make?(Required)
What’s a gift you would like to give to a friend?(Required)
What’s a practical gift you would like to receive?(Required)
Which of the following would you most like to dress up as for Halloween?(Required)
Which of the following best describes a book you would want to read?(Required)
Pick a queer film:(Required)
Which queer event would you be most likely to attend?(Required)
What sounds like the best kind of trip?(Required)
Which winter activity would you like to do today if you could?(Required)
Pick a soup:(Required)
Pick a wintry mocktail flavor combination:(Required)

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The AV Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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5 Comments

  3. Dyke made pottery! “ This result means you are a little fancy but not so much as to be obnoxious. You like to treat your friends to the finer things!” – this is bang on the money, not one but four people are getting a form of dyke made art piece this very season!

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