Please come and hang out with meeeeeeee as long as you’re not going to mansplain lettuce to me.

Angie announces, “I’m the jefe now!” with one of the harshest American “j” sounds ever and decides there will be a talent show and the guard/hostages will perform. So, we know where this is going.

I was waiting for the other shoe to drop, and it did: “I am hoping to fill the stage with artists who are willing to donate 20 minute sets.”

It wasn’t a death dream! Our favorite beautiful bisexual genetic science mastermind is alive!

The world can only be described with that upside down smiley face emoji; here are some apps that make like the 20th century Dadaist movement had smartphones.

This week on an AMA-version of #GIBWK, I gave advice about heartbreak, feeling good about sex, how to date, and oh-so-much-more, plus Jenny and I lost our entire minds during a discussion of Wonder Woman. FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK.

Comparing cards from two or more different tarot decks can help you discover new depths of meaning. Here are some examples!

Equinox and the LGBT Community Center teamed up to make a film about the LGBT alphabet. So I interviewed the editor while we were in our pajamas.

What have you been up to? Is it hot where you are? Do you live in Australia and you’re already tired of hearing northern hemisphere summer? Have you also been glued to Lauren Jauregui’s instagram this week? Does anyone know where my chapstick is?

Today is sunny, with a chance of manspreading – and everything is full of lesbians. It’s the Comment Awards!

You need these.

“President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him.” ??!!!

Plus some new scenes from OITNB’s new season, Carrie Fisher’s last Star Wars cover shoot, Ellen’s first standup special in 15 years, Wynonna Earp key art, Queen Sugar’s second season trailer and more!

Come for the euphemisms, stay for the butties! It’s the Comment Awards, now with more gender bending Gillian Anderson. Praise.

Paige and Emily say goodbye for the last time.

Hallmark now has an LGBTQ collection including cards to celebrate transition, Justin Trudeau and Joe Biden are white men that are acceptable humans I guess okay, Wal-Mart settles landmark lawsuit brought by lesbian employees, a sexy new video from Keeana Kee, and more neat-o skeat-o stuff!

I’ll be doing a read-a-thon, nbd. What are you up to? Get in here and tell me about it!

Your grandma sounds like a babe, I don’t know what else to tell you.

Plus: Lena Waithe opens up about her Master of None coming out episode, Arrested Development is coming back again, the first trailer for Battle of the Sexes, and more info on Aubrey Plaza’s new movie.

Also, Janelle Monáe gave a commencement address, Abby Wambach got married and Jasika Nicole has a new food dance for you.