Quiz: Choose Your Home Decor and I’ll Tell You What Movie You Should Watch While Stoned Tonight!

Well it’s my favorite holiday of the year, 4/20! A happy weed day to us all. I know what you’re thinking — how should I celebrate this beautiful day? There’s no wrong answer, really. Maybe you want to go outside with your friends and stare at the sky. Maybe you want to learn about organizations working to free folks incarcerated unjustly for cannabis. Maybe, just maybe, you want to get absolutely blazed and watch a movie, but you have NO IDEA WHAT TO WATCH!!

Luckily, all is not lost. I’m here to help. Give me your tired, your poor, your high masses yearning to have a great night. I present to you: This Quiz.

The wall behind the couch in the living room is begging for a big piece of art. You go with:(Required)
You want to give your coffee table an accent piece. What do you choose?(Required)
You walk into your living room. What do you see?(Required)
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You’re choosing blankets and pillows for your couch. What do you settle on?(Required)
How would your friends describe your aesthetic?(Required)
Choose your fighter:(Required)
The dining table needs a tablecloth for the dinner party you’re about to host. Where do you go to find the tablecloth of choice?(Required)
You ran out of soap in the bathroom and it’s time to restock! Which scent do you choose?(Required)
The living room could use some extra lighting. What do you do to brighten up the room?(Required)
What’s your favorite thing about your home?(Required)
How clean do you keep your home?(Required)
You’ve got room for one more portrait on your portrait wall. Which portrait do you feature?(Required)

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Anya Richkind

Anya is a writer, a Pisces, and a huge fan of Survivor. She lives in Brooklyn with her partner Jess and their kittens, Buckett and Tubbs. She writes a substack called Questions I Have in which she explores questions big, small, medium, and more. Check it out here: anyarichkind.substack.com

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  1. I got two versions of a Eurovision movie despite putting in different answers! I despise Eurovision but I trust Autostraddle’s judgement so I’ll get extra high and watch one of them tonight

  2. No, I will not be watching Mulholland Drive thank you very much. Talk about a head-scratcher of a movie. Seen it twice and still don’t have a damn clue what it’s about and I don’t like how unsettled and nervous it makes me feel afterwards. Hard pass.

  3. Eurovision. I’m not sure about the accuracy of the quiz, though. Not enough gothy options for me. Need something for the coffee table? How about a bust of Pallas Athena with a taxidermy raven sitting on it?

  4. Hmm. I got Eurovision and I don’t know, I don’t usually like Will Ferrell movies, he sets off my sympathetic embarrassment way too much to be enjoyable.

    But, the description is spot on. My home IS warm, cozy and colorful.

    “ Your home is warm, cozy, and colorful — just like my favorite sweater Rachel McAdams wears in Eurovision. This movie delights just as much as it entertains, and honestly — it might even make you cry. Snuggle up with your softest blanket, your warmest drink, and your mary jane of choice, and get ready to fall in love with Eurovision.”

  5. “You should watch Spy! You have an innate sense of adventure, and your choice in home decor reflects that. But more than that, you love to laugh! You believe your home space should be funny, and you know what else is funny, arguably the funniest movie of all time? Spy! I promise you will not regret watching this laugh-out-loud comedy with a shockingly stacked cast, from Melissa McCarthy to Rose Bryne.”

    This is because I have a throw pillow that says “I hope your day is as nice as your butt” isn’t it? Always in for a Spy rewatch though.

  6. My style has been described as “eclectic”. I think they were trying to be kind and not say weird beyond understanding.
    And I do love Eurovision, in all its kitch glory. So while I don’t do drugs, nor drink usually, I will give the film a try!

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