|Check All That Apply||
Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With
What I Like
Lolita, White Teeth, The Beauty Myth, The Bell Jar, The Feminine Mystique, Catch-22, Tropic of Capricorn, Cherry, Half Broke Horses, The Fountainhead, Goethe’s Faust, The Great Gatsby, Of Mice and Men, Nausea, Girl, Interrupted, To Kill a Mockingbird, Slaughterhouse-Five, Howl and Other Poems, A Streetcar Named Desire, East of Eden, Naked Lunch, The Good Earth, Middlesex, The Glass Castle, Running with Scissors, Girl with Curious Hair.
|Favorite TV Shows||
ALL THE SANDWICHES
|Favorite Thing to Autostraddle||
“Bullshit. Don’t pretend you don’t care about your birthday. It’s like watching a hooker pretend she’s out for a walk when cops drive by.”
“You don’t have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least shitty option. Example: We’re eating at The Olive Garden.”
“Don’t touch the bacon, it’s not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i’ll let you handle…what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.”
that one kid from my class in grade school who wrote an entire poem about masturbation, then read it out loud in front of the teacher.