The Basics





About Me

Check All That Apply


Looking For

Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With

Relationship Status

Sleeping Around

What I Like

Favorite Books

Lolita, White Teeth, The Beauty Myth, The Bell Jar, The Feminine Mystique, Catch-22, Tropic of Capricorn, Cherry, Half Broke Horses, The Fountainhead, Goethe’s Faust, The Great Gatsby, Of Mice and Men, Nausea, Girl, Interrupted, To Kill a Mockingbird, Slaughterhouse-Five, Howl and Other Poems, A Streetcar Named Desire, East of Eden, Naked Lunch, The Good Earth, Middlesex, The Glass Castle, Running with Scissors, Girl with Curious Hair.

Favorite Movies

Bad Santa,
The Big Lebowski

Favorite TV Shows

Adult Swim
The Rachel Maddow Show

Favorite Music

Courtney Love
Florence + The Machine
Bikini Kill

Favorite Sandwich


Favorite Thing to Autostraddle


Favorite Quotes

“Bullshit. Don’t pretend you don’t care about your birthday. It’s like watching a hooker pretend she’s out for a walk when cops drive by.”

“You don’t have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least shitty option. Example: We’re eating at The Olive Garden.”

“Don’t touch the bacon, it’s not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i’ll let you handle…what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.”

Favorite Writers

that one kid from my class in grade school who wrote an entire poem about masturbation, then read it out loud in front of the teacher.