The Basics




Seattle, WA

About Me

About Me

I just moved to Seattle from Tennessee after graduating from college. Tennessee has the worst gay scene of all time. I was the only out lesbian in my entire university, so I have high hopes for meeting real-life gay people here.

I want to meet awesome Autostraddlers because I know literally NO ONE in Seattle. Moving here was kind of an unplanned thing. Plus I have lots of feelings, and I need someone to talk to besides my roommate. :D

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Looking For

Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends to Make Out With, A Girlfriend, Business Contacts

Relationship Status



Being fiercely loyal to my friends, not taking myself too seriously, loving all animals (especially reptiles)


Drinking like a boss, eating sandwiches (or smoking weed for those not up on their HIMYM references), using lolspeak in everyday conversation, bitching about everything

Are You Out To Your....

Member(s) of Immediate Family, Close Friends, All Friends, School/Work

What I Like

Favorite Books

Lord Of The Rings, Handmaid’s Tale, Chronicles of Narnia, Brave New World, all Vonnegut, David Sedaris, Stone Butch Blues, Crime and Punishment, The Sparrow, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Last Child in the Woods.

Favorite Movies

Star Trek, Children of Men, Across the Universe, Lord of the Rings, V for Vendetta, 28 Days Later, Equilibrium, Memento, Zombieland, any and all documentaries.

Favorite Documentaries

Food Inc., 8: The Mormon Proposition, Planet Earth (the BBC one of course), Life in the Undergrowth, For the Bible Tells Me So, This Film is Not Yet Rated, Blue Planet, Tapped

Favorite TV Shows

Glee, Battlestar Gallactica, Walking Dead, Buffy, RuPaul’s Drag Race, How I Met Your Mother

Favorite Music

Rush, Led Zeppelin, The Cure, Lady Gaga, Tegan and Sara, Red Hot Chili Peppers, White Stripes, Queen, Wolfmother, The Killers

Favorite Sandwich

Hummus, Pesto, Spinach, and Tomato on the panini press. Badass.

Favorite Thing to Autostraddle

My giant black lab/great pyrenees mix :)

Favorite Quotes

I like a martini
Two at the most
After three I’m under the table
After four I’m under my host
-Dorothy Parker

Plus every syllable Eddie Izzard has ever uttered.

Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com

Get Baked with Autostraddle! What’s not to love, the melding of a weed double entendre with fantastic, muchies-triggering recipes!