Bess Farris

The Basics


Bess Farris


A trailer park

About Me

About Me

A 25 year-old psychology student with a healthy interest in feminism, Southern culture, and their intersection. Occasional writer, part-time model, hobby photographer, chronic oversharer. Ask me about my cat.

Check All That Apply

Bisexual, Queer, Pansexual, Sexually Fluid, "Label-Free", Femme, Straight





Looking For

Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With

Relationship Status

Single, Sleeping Around, It's Complicated, Forever Alone, Damaged


I wash my sheets every week.


Ask me about my cat.

Are You Out To Your....

Close Friends, Everybody, Nobody, It's Complicated

What I Like

Favorite Books

Transmetropolitan, The Hot Zone, The God Delusion, The Hounds of the Morrigan, Contact, Bonk, Stiff, The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat, An Anthropologist On Mars, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Handmaid’s Tale, Oryx & Crake, The Year of the Flood

Favorite Movies

Lord of the Rings, Amelie, The Hobbit, Dogma, Constantine,

Favorite Documentaries

Anything David Attenborough narrates.

Favorite TV Shows

I don’t have cable.

Favorite Music

Radical Face, Fleet Foxes, Electric President, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, R.E.M., Great Lake Swimmers, Beirut, Mumford & Sons, Bon Iver, The New Pornographers, Weezer, Elbow, Coldplay, Sigur Rós, Radiohead, Old Crow Medicine Show, Tom Waits, Beck, The Flaming Lips, Howard Shore, Yo-Yo Ma, The Cranberries

Favorite Sandwich


Favorite Thing to Autostraddle

My feelings

Favorite Quotes

“Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum”

Favorite Writers

Douglas Adams, Louisa May Alcott, Margaret Atwood, Jane Austen, Kiyohiko Azuma, Clive Barker, Jacqueline Carey, Mike Carey, Eoin Colfer, Roald Dahl, Richard Dawkins, Michael L. Dertouzos, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis, Sarah Fonseca, Neil Gaiman, James Gurney, Frank Herbert, bell hooks, Lois Lowry, Audre Lorde, David Malki !, George R. R. Martin, Daphne du Maurier, Alan Moore, Garth Nix, Meredith Ann Pierce, Terry Pratchett, Richard Preston, Philip Pullman, Mary Roach, Oliver Sacks, Carl Sagan, J. R. R. Tolkien