The Basics





About Me

Check All That Apply

Queer, Sexually Fluid




being Google-savvy, evoking pity laughs


intentionally misusing the word 'via' for comedic effect, legitimately enjoying Taylor Swift's music

What I Like

Favorite Books

The Bell Jar, Everything is Illuminated, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Ham On Rye

Favorite Queer Books

Queer in America: Sex, the Media, and the Closets of Power

Favorite Music

American Football, Braid, Brand New, Broken Social Scene, Cap’n Jazz, Dischord Records, Elliott Smith, Explosions in the Sky, I Hate Myself, Lady Gaga, Lifetime, Modest Mouse, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pixies, Ratatat, Regina Spektor, Rites of Spring, The Smiths, Snowing, Street Smart Cyclist, Tegan and Sara, Wild Nothing, The World is a Beautiful Place & I am No Longer Afraid to Die, Wye Oak, The xx

Favorite Quotes

“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.” -John Waters

“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.” -Jonathan Safran Foer

“It was always a cheapshot when it got really intense and someone threw a cat.” -one of my best friends, Will, reflecting on his childhood fights with his twin brother, Jack. <3 'em both.

Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com

cats w/captions

Favorite Writers

Charles Bukowski, e.e. cummings, Tao Lin, Pablo Neruda, Sylvia Plath, Jonathan Safran Foer