The Basics





About Me

About Me

I’m a time-traveling secret agent dinosaur hunter from space. Or a college student from Illinois. Pick whichever makes you happier.

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Looking For

Queer Friends on the Internet

Relationship Status



A devastating smirk and a love of witty banter.


Caffeine. Not enough of a vice? You haven't met me.

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Member(s) of Immediate Family, Close Friends, School/Work

What I Like

Favorite Queer Books

Strangers in Paradise? I don’t have a lot of experience with these. Recs appreciated.

Favorite Movies

Millennium trilogy, Paprika, Spirited Away, District 9, Easy A, Imagine Me & You, Broken Embraces, The Runaways, Girl Interrupted

Favorite TV Shows

Glee, Battlestar Galactica, Lost, ANTM, 30 Rock, Rizzoli & Isles

Favorite Music

Alison Krauss, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Phoenix, Mumford & Sons, La Oreja de Van Gogh, Grateful Dead, Pink, Natalia Kills, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin

Favorite Sandwich

Anything with bacon on it.

Favorite Quotes

“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a ribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”

Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com

The kittens!

Favorite Writers

Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jorge Luis Borges, J.K. Rowling, Karen Traviss, China Mieville, Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, Kurt Vonnegut, George R. R. Martin