The Basics




Los Angeles

About Me

About Me

I have friends in low places.

Check All That Apply

Queer, Other



Relationship Status



grand gestures, reading super fast, avoiding being shot


drunk texting, snark, magazines

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What I Like

Favorite Books

One Hundred Years of Solitude, Memories of my Melancholy Whores, House of Spirits, Delicious, Moist, Salty, The Stanger, The Awakening, On the Road, Trading Up, Divine Comedy (source of my cat Beatrice’s name), If On A Winter’s Night A Traveler, Kafka on The Shore, The Hive, Lord of The Flies, Youth in Revolt, Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging (the series), HP, Everything Is Illuminated, Mrs Dalloway, Animal Farm, Invisible Man, Alice In Wonderland, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, Vanity Fair, Things Fall Apart, Valley Of The Dolls, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy series, The Prince

Favorite Documentaries

God Grew Tired Of Us, Wasteland, L’amour fou, Trouble The Water, Super High Me, Religulous, Bowling For Columbine, The Eyes Of Tammy Fay (good? no. But there are puppets quoting fiery biblical verses. good for drinking), For The Bible Tells Me So, Jesus Camp, SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE. I love seamonsters. Anything to do with them. Anything.

Favorite TV Shows

Game of Thrones, United States of Tara, Weeds, True Blood, The Big C

Oh and guilty pleasure- The Real Housewives on Bravo. What can I say, I love bitches.

Favorite Music

Billie Holiday, Iggy Pop & The Stooges, Pink Floyd, Ray Charles, Janis Joplin, Mumford & Sons, Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros, The Velvet Underground, Cake, Anya Marina, Biggie, The Knux, K’naan, The Dandy Warhols, Devendra Banhart, Johnny Cash, Lil Wayn, Cut Chemist, The Black Keys, The Eels, The Shins, Nicki Minaj, Remy Ma, Missy Elliot, The Runaways, Tegan & Sara, etc

Favorite Sandwich

caprese panini

Favorite Thing to Autostraddle

my sex life

Favorite Quotes

“Write something, even if it’s just a suicide note.”
& “Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.” – both Gore Vidal, my favorite most offensive person everr.

I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another ’til I drop.

You attract more flies with honey than vinegar.

Favorite Thing on

features & kittens & recaps.