The Basics




Brooklyn, NY

About Me

About Me

I am a thing that happens where ever I go. I’m partially made of magic. People swoon over my boyish charm. I eat them for dinner. In addition, I’m a ‘real gone’ person. Dig.

Check All That Apply

Queer, Trans Man


deism (cuz i'm pretentious)



Looking For

Queer Friends in my Area

Relationship Status



i'm good at baking, handling old garments/textiles, washing dishes and i look good with a shaved head


i'm 'good' at drinking and i think i'm tougher than i really am

Are You Out To Your....

It's Complicated

What I Like

Favorite Books

Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters, Brave New World, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, World War Z, American Gods, The Walking Dead series, The Sandman series, Fun Home, The Stranger, The Devil in the White City,

Favorite Queer Books

Fun Home, Gender Outlaws: The Next Generation

Favorite Movies

The Royal Tenenbaums, Clueless, Pride and Prejudice (the A&E version), Resident Evil series, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Serial Mom, Party Monster, Jesus Christ Superstar, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, I Can’t Think Straight, Hamlet 2, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Science of Sleep, The Believer, But I’m a Cheerleader, Freaks, Metropolis, Harold and Maude, MST3k, Funny Games, Carnival of Souls, The Apple, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, hundreds of others

Favorite Documentaries

Hell House, Jesus Camp, A Certain Kind of Death, The Bridge, Grizzly Man, Encounters at the End of the World, Cave of Forgotten Dreams, Burden of Dreams, Lake of Fire, Dear Zachary, In the Realms of the Unreal, Jonestown, American Teen, Spellbound, Anvil, To Be and To Have, The King of Kong, Rize, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Favorite TV Shows

Battlestar Galactica, Six Feet Under, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Daria, Unsolved Mysteries, House, Bones, Parks and Recreation, Community, Torchwood, The Soup, Top Chef, America’s Next Top Model, Buffy, Angel, Degrassi, Hoarders, Red Dwarf, Yo Gabba Gabba, Rock of Love, Arrested Development, Carnivale, Better Off Ted, Survivorman, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, Spaced, Skins (UK, needless to say), Misfits, RuPaul Drag Race, The Bachelor/ette

Favorite Music

Sleater-Kinney, David Bowie, Elliott Smith, Belle & Sebastian, Bikini Kill, The Smiths, Smashing Pumpkins, The Clash, The Carpenters, The Fiery Furnaces, White Stripes, Bratmobile, Cibo Matto, Dead Kennedy’s, The Cure, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, Eels, Wu Tang, Johnny Cash, Rilo Kiley, Franz Ferdinand, TLC, Le Tigre, Gravy Train!!!!, Joan Jett, Devo, Coolio, Bj√∂rk, Styx, Radiohead, Cat Stevens, The Beatles, Iggy Pop, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nirvana, James Brown, Jesus Christ Superstar, Fred Astaire, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Flight of the Conchords, Lauryn Hill, Joy Division, Nick Drake, Gorillaz, TATU, Power Ballads, Bluegrass, Cowboy music, Wes Anderson soundtracks, Thao + Mirah, Lil Wayne, Nas

Favorite Sandwich

grilled cheese with spicy mustard and honey

Favorite Thing to Autostraddle

The gender divide

Favorite Writers

J.D. Salinger, Aldous Huxley, Neil Gaiman, Max Brooks, Ayn Rand (because she’s trashy), H.P. Lovecraft, Philip K. Dick, Alan Moore, Chris Ware, P.G. Wodehouse