“I’d actually use this, maybe even daily, but I’d absolutely hate knowing it existed somewhere in my kitchen. It’d be like the broom in the closet, but for your cabinets. Like you need it, but it’s always in the way and there’s really no way to conceal it.”

“Often left to our own devices, we would create our own versions of the shows we saw on television. Somehow, none of us ever broke anything.”